I dunno if I want to be Jack Bauer. He's kind of insane. I need to be able to get through a day without torturing anyone.
"You better have this shirt in a large or so help me God I'm going to find your family and kill each and every one of them"
"I'm the last thing you’ll ever see if you cook my steak well-done"
"Tell me if the number 56 bus stops here. Do it! Tell me NOW!"
EDIT: Top of the page twice in a row. fuck!