Hey Jordan
I only really wear contacts on a weekend.
I wear my glasses during the week.
You get used to to putting them in Jordan. Some quick tips:
Wash your hands, then peel the two packets open and have them sitting ready.
Rinse your hands again (glue residue and what not) then shake your hands dry, don't use a towel (fluff is a killer!)
Then get one on your middle fingertip, and transfer it to the same on your other hand.
Then use the index finger of either hand to open your eyelids, look straight ahead, then with a swift motion place the lens on your eye. Don't be tempted to look up or down, look straight ahead.
Also, remember to keep the lens horizontal on your fingertip, it's easy to let it slide off with all the saline. That's also why you need to be nice a swift placing it on your eye, do it slowly and it'll just slide down your fingertip.
Hope that helps buddy, stick with it. It's like anything else, you'll get the knack eventually!
Edit: sounds intriguing Kent. Enjoy bro.