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DeutschGAF |OT2| - Posting Simulator 2016
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brotkasten
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Jobbs hat recht und du weißt es.
trab pu kcip
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it's too dirty for this thread and I can't explain it in german anyhow
:: shuts up ::
trab pu kcip
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is it nurse related? go ahead and schock us! this thread needs some juicy stuff.it's too dirty for this thread and I can't explain it in german anyhow
:: shuts up ::
was ist los?
brotkasten
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Warum meckerst du dann so unzufrieden? Und sag nicht, weil er sonst kein deutsch spricht. Sowas zieht hier im Posting Simulator nicht.
trab pu kcip
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ich wunderte mich einfach nur, dass er hier war. aber vll hab ich ihn in der vergangenheit auch einfach übersehen.
was ist los?
Hatte heute wieder einen "dieser Tage", an denen man bereits nach dem Aufwachen eigentlich keine Lust mehr hat. Wollte nach der Mittagspause mit einer Freundin abhängen, aber der ist heute irgendwie eine Laus über die Leber gelaufen. Sie warf mir vor, sie rumzukommandieren (meine Nachricht, nachdem sie mir gesagt hat, dass sie frei hätte: "Klein Xiao Hu möchte am Hauptgebäude abgeholt werden") und warum ich nicht wie ein "normaler Mensch" fragen kann (Hallo, ironischer Unterton anyone?). Ich verstehe die Welt echt nicht mehr, fühle mich nicht wertgeschätzt/geliebt von denen, die ich ursprünglich nah an mir gesehen habe.
Letztlich etwas Gesellschaft in Bier, Nikotin und Straßenkatzen gefunden. Diese sagen wenigstens nichts, was mich verletzen könnte.
lol
mein Deutsch ist so schlecht
I don't want to get too much english in your thread. I lurk because I enjoy (trying) to read all your germanz
You better start spilling the beans now or we gonna find out what is under that white sheet of yours. By force.
@Eloka:
Haha, danke für den Lacher! :*
brace for english + lewd
yesterday I met a nurse who was very aggressively into me (in a way that almost made me uncomfortable, tbh). I was visiting someone in the hospital and just ended up hanging out with this nurse for several hours. Somehow the topic of pussy eating came up, and she asked if I knew how. I said "like a demon".
I repeated that part in fakegaf (a thread on neogaf that often discusses sex) and found myself incapable of not changing my avatar into a demon/satan to fully sell the idea. apparently trab likes the ghost avatar so I changed it back.
I repeated that part in fakegaf (a thread on neogaf that often discusses sex) and found myself incapable of not changing my avatar into a demon/satan to fully sell the idea. apparently trab likes the ghost avatar so I changed it back.
My maaaaaan! *thumps up*
Pussy eating is sooooo good. Personally saying giving oral is just as good as penetration, the feeling of being in charge is very.....empowering
my ex girlfriend nearly snapped my neck
my ex girlfriend nearly snapped my neck
Shit. That reminds me the last time a girl facefucked me I almost suffocated.
trab pu kcip
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scheiß drauf. straßenkatzen > menschen. :3
aber die regt sich bestimmt auch wieder ab! vll auch einfach schlecht drauf heute.
ooh I didn't even see that in the thread. well good think I asked for a summary then!brace for english + lewd
yesterday I met a nurse who was very aggressively into me (in a way that almost made me uncomfortable, tbh). I was visiting someone in the hospital and just ended up hanging out with this nurse for several hours. Somehow the topic of pussy eating came up, and she asked if I knew how. I said "like a demon".
I repeated that part in fakegaf (a thread on neogaf that often discusses sex) and found myself incapable of not changing my avatar into a demon/satan to fully sell the idea. apparently trab likes the ghost avatar so I changed it back.
you hellish smooth bastard!
I'm proud of you. I don't think I would be able to respond with something like that on the fly.meh. I'm not really into it tbh. I'll never know of course but I think oral sex is very different for men & women.My maaaaaan! *thumps up*
Pussy eating is sooooo good. Personally saying giving oral is just as good as penetration, the feeling of being in charge is very.....empowering
Bots are better than you
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And i did wonder, why the "German" categories on various pron sites are full of mostly strange stuff! Silly me.
Some women do not like receiving oral for one reason or another. It's nothing I would spring on someone, I need to be given a sign.
Oh god I've corrupted your innocent little posting simulator.
lol, thanks. I don't think I'm going to call her though.
Oh god I've corrupted your innocent little posting simulator.
ooh I didn't even see that in the thread. well good think I asked for a summary then!
you hellish smooth bastard!
lol, thanks. I don't think I'm going to call her though.
trab pu kcip
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ah naw, you didn't. we are too boring anyway. and once again we needed the Americans to save us.
why not? :0 I already said "congrats on the future sex"... you can't make me a liar.
Crazy women aren't my thing. If I was just looking for a one night stand she'd probably be into that, but I'm kinda not. I just like chilling at this point and working on my stuffs =)
Ja wahrscheinlich. Ich habe die Kommunikation vorerst runtergefahren. Falls sie was von mir will (andere Story), soll sie sich selbst melden, ich werde keinem mehr - wider meiner Freundlichkeit - meinen Kopf in den Arsch schieben. Damit ist es endgültig vorbei.
Do you mean pussy eating or giving/receiving oral in general? Just curious how the other gender perceives it.
Kenzodielocke
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Better than Butterkuchen talk at least
trab pu kcip
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receiving oral. I'm not totally opposed to it but it just didn't do anything for me in the past. maybe it's also that all my sexual partners just really didn't have any skill in that "field of study". I don't know. but so far I'm not a fan/I don't need it to be happy.
Hey, at least you introduced me to FakeGAF. And I hope as soon as my mojo is back I can contribute something to its greatness.
Interesting. Thanks for sharing this insight.
In my experience you don't just lunge at a woman's vagina. The romance and seduction is necessary. It's like a movie -- needs proper pacing!
You should start communicating the idea of where it's all headed through your body language and motions before actually getting literally in there.
:: looks at page ::
I'm the genesis device. I've terraformed the thread
You should start communicating the idea of where it's all headed through your body language and motions before actually getting literally in there.
:: looks at page ::
I'm the genesis device. I've terraformed the thread
trab pu kcip
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yes, communication is key, you never know what might happen.
"slowly heading down now!" -"copy that." "I'm almost there... wait, what's that? there appears to be some kind of mons-..OH MY GOD sdoaimfucielawerfcWPEDLWEÜ"
Vagina dentana, anyone?
:: laughs, coughs, ouch my throat ::
english + lewd again
if you start kissing in a pattern that is leading in that direction you can judge her reaction, that's kinda one way of going about it. if she's not into it she'll indicate such before you actually get in there.
you go to bed in the afternoon?
sorry again about doing.. this.. to your thread.
trab pu kcip
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:: laughs, coughs, ouch my throat ::
english + lewd again
if you start kissing in a pattern that is leading in that direction you can judge her reaction, that's kinda one way of going about it. if she's not into it she'll indicate such before you actually get in there.
you go to bed in the afternoon?
sorry again about doing.. this.. to your thread.
I live in Shanghai. It's almost half past 10 here :S
In welcher Richtung liegt nochmal Asien?
ah ok I forgot germans are allowed to leave!
also she could warn you in time if there are any monsters down there.
oh I hate it when that happens. do you have one of those trabby??? can you give us back boba fett?
trab pu kcip
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did someone resize my pic? is there... a mod among us? :0 this area remained cop-free for months since we only talk German anway. Jobbs must've brought them with him.
no, I'll keep him. he's cute.
no, I'll keep him. he's cute.
Kein Plan, wenn die Netflix Sachen in Amerika um 0 Uhr droppen und es bei uns dann 9 ist, vermutlich abend
Can't wait for anilingus Thursday
sorry about that lol
In der normalen Deutschen Arbeitswoche ist Arschlecken doch schon von Montag bis Freitag auf dem Tagesplan.
brotkasten
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