Of course I'm lecturing you. I'm your potential customer, I get to lecture you however much I want

. And if you want to be successful in business, you'd damn well better listen to me.
I'm not sure if you realize it, but this attitude is
exactly what everyone is so pissed off about: Web site/magazine editors acting like they're above their audience. Again, the so-called "idiots on messageboards" are precisely the people to whom you're trying to sell magazines. Your post is trying to create some distinction between the "idiots" (who don't like ZD's reviews) and the non-idiots (who presumably do) and writing off the "idiot" group. But walling yourself off from large portions of your (potential) audience is hardly the way to sell magazines. OK, maybe doing so will appeal to the "non-idiot" group by flattering their intelligence and dubious taste in games, but you can only coast so long on smug superiority. Maybe you can take into considerations the "idiot" group as well.
And what makes them idiots, anyway, aside from the fact that you happen to have a printing press, whereas we decided to pursue careers that don't involve lathering ourselves in Doritos crumbs and rushing for the Nintendo booth every May? I've seen a lot of game impressions on GAF that are a lot more informative than most published game reviews.
I'll grant you that numbers 2, 3, and 4 are disputable, but 1 isn't. The fact that a ton of people in this thread are saying, "Toastyfrog isn't credibile!" indicates that he already
has undermined ZD's credibility. Your credibility isn't something you can arbitrarily define; if people are saying that their trust of ZD has been undermined by Toastyfrog's reviews, then that's prima facie evidence his hack-jobs are affecting your public perception.
Or, ignore my suggestions. I'm sure you'll be very successful if you keep on condescending to your audience and telling them what to think, buy, and say.
It's working for Dan Rather and the New York Times, isn't it?