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[IbizaPocholo]

Game about danger wanking pulled off Nintendo Switch

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It’s coming to Switch next week so you can beat your meat, bash the bishop, prod your rod, and desperm your worm on a Nintendo console soon.

 

[Birdo]

 

[GymWolf]

more like Semen of Quality

 

[00_Zer0]

I got caught playing this game 36 years ago, no need to relive that nightmare again!

 

[midasmulligan]

And it will be immediately discounted to .99 cents and sit at the top of the sales page for the next 5 years like all the other drivel in the eshop. Let’s get some curation already ffs

 

[sid2vicious]

 

[wordslaughter]

Online co-op?

 

[SoullessApples]

Imagine playing this with motion controls.... with a VR headset and someone walks in on you.

 

[pqueue]

i needed this 20 years ago.

 

[93xfan]

Online co-op?

local co-op only

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

The beautiful thing about owning a home and living alone is that you can whack off in any room of the house, at any time. You can even try the deck, if you're feeling frisky.

 

[Rikoi]

Please tell me they are gonna explain the game in the next nintendo direct

 

[captainraincoat]

I think the qa department is on leave when they let this one through

Good use of switchcons though

 

[Chiggs]

Please tell me they are gonna explain the game in the next nintendo direct

What’s a Nintendo Direct?

 

[Ailynn]

Imagine playing this with motion controls....

Good use of switchcons...

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

That DSP gif is seriously the most uncomfortable thing I've ever seen.