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[Spukc]

Is he angry?

 

[LectureMaster]

For those who just want to know the score

Spoiler

3/10

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

are his reviews still getting millions of views?

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

Why does his review get its own thread?

Spoiler

JK will watch soon

 

[Rockondevil]

are his reviews still getting millions of views?

He doesn't do too many as they take work, and he prefers to just sit on a chair and review movies.
They only get about half a mill views now.

 

[SJRB]

I don't mind Joe's reviews as he puts much time and effort into them but I don't have it in me to sit through more Dragon Age-related content. I just can't.

What can even be said anymore at this point?

 

[Phobos Base]

He doesn't do too many as they take work, and he prefers to just sit on a chair and review movies.
They only get about half a mill views now.

Still impressive he is consistently going when 99% of the ex Channel Awesome reviewers completely failed in their careers.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Ese Youtuber es un muerto de hambre.

I dislike this Youtuber.

 

[FoxMcChief]

Feels like years since I’ve seen this guy. He doesn’t pop up in my YouTube search’s anymore. Not that that’s a bad thing.

 

[nowhat]

Ese Youtuber es un muerto de hambre.

"This Youtuber is a murderer of hamburgers"? I mean, I suppose that may be true.

 

[Topher]

Skipped to the end...

"ya done fucked it up"

Good review

 

[FoxMcChief]

I don't mind Joe's reviews as he puts much time and effort into them but I don't have it in me to sit through more Dragon Age-related content. I just can't.

What can even be said anymore at this point?

It’s funny how you’ve seen too much, and I’ve yet to see 1 second of gameplay. It took my months to finally see that last Star Wars game’s gameplay too. I guess when I go dark on games, I go all in.

 

[Boss Mog]

Nice to see that Joe didn't drink the Kool-Aid on this one.

 

[Chuck Berry]

Dude needs to be way more timely with these. Ive noticed for quite awhile he's slipped big time.

I get that he doesnt really have to be on the ball much anymore since he had his moment and made his money and all that happy shit, but come on man

The Veilguard drama seems like it was already over a month ago. Who gives a shit.

 

[Mossybrew]

I like Joe and his buds, I still catch his videos on games that interest me. I might come round to this one but yeah I'm kinda over discussing this game for now.

 

[Saber]

I was waiting for this one. Gonna check out.

 

[Plague Doctor]

Angry Joe

This is a name I haven't heard in many moons.

That's a savage score. He is certainly off of Kotaku's Saturnalia holiday card list.

 

[Ceadeus]

Really fun to watch I laughed a lot. What a cheesy fucking game made for the low self esteem new generation.

 

[March Climber]

Angry Joe: "It's like playing [bowling] with bumper guards" is a good quotable from his review.

 

[LectureMaster]

What can even be said anymore at this point?

You know, when you made a mistake, you don't say things, you pull barves.

 

[MMaRsu]

Hahaha yesss

 

[Rush2112]

Not a fan but this was hilarious.

 

[TransTrender]

I haven't watched this one yet, but another good but late review was from the Act Man.

 

[Madflavor]

Joe is one of those guys that has 3-5 really based takes per year. Least I find. I never had an issue with him, and he's been in the game for awhile, still doing his thing.

He gave it a 3/10 btw.

 

[Ceadeus]

Angry Joe: "It's like playing [bowling] with bumper guards" is a good quotable from his review.

Also when he says the RP parts of this RPG are forced and give you no choice at all.

What's the point of playing if all the choices have been stripped away? Companions don't ever die, in combat you only have to walk away to avoid attacks. Dumb pimples to attack to unblock the path to the objective, incredibly cringe and repetitive dialogue. Companions telling you all what to do like a 5 years old and so much more bullshit.

Like, there was no limit at all to how the series has been simplified for a targetted audience who probably never gave a damn about Dragon Age before. And it's only going to alienate the old time fans.

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

LMAO at that dragon boss where it’s “side step his telegraphed attack, attack while he’s stunned, repeat for 30 minutes”. Then there’s a second phase with 2 heads and a third phase with 3 heads.

 

[DragoonKain]

Joe doesn't do nearly as many reviews these days, it's mostly TV and movie reviews, but when he does review games and especially when he hates them, he delivers.

 

[Senua]

Yes he's destroying this game lol

 

[Fake]

I thought the game was bad, but holy shit.

 

[Fbh]

40 minutes is too long and at this point I doubt he has anything new to say about the game.
But the opening sketch was funny

Ese Youtuber es un muerto de hambre.

Factually wrong since he has clearly gotten fatter over the years.

 

[Guileless]

LMAO at that dragon boss where it’s “side step his telegraphed attack, attack while he’s stunned, repeat for 30 minutes”. Then there’s a second phase with 2 heads and a third phase with 3 heads.

People were doing this on 8 bit Nintendos in 1987.

 

[diffusionx]

Perturbed Joseph sure has a lot of things to say

 

[ebevan91]

Yes he's destroying this game lol

When they randomly played bits of Crawling by Linkin Park I laughed so hard I almost started crying.

 

[Denton]

Fun review, eventhough I am skipping the skits and the shouting. I am glad he eviscerated it. I went back and rewatched all three of his previous DA reviews, he is not lying when he says he loved those. DAO got 9, DA2 got 7 and DAI got 9 again. Meanwhile DAV had him destroying pimples and getting his soul destroyed by the terrible dialogue.

 

[Wimbledon]

Big fan of other joe , dudes low key hilarious. Had him as my Avatar from the Division review.

 

[Lokaum D+]

Ow, didn't even know that Joe was still doing gaming review, i thought his channel was all about mediocre shows and movies, unsubbed some years ago when he moved from games.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Dragon age Veilguard went to far, in terms of the easy decisions (dialogue, graphics, especially the characters) and only makes the desire for an origins remake even more so.

 

[mitch1971]

Decent review. Skits were funny. Laughed a few.

He notes the devs forgot the pronouns of one of the characters themselves. lol

The choices for the characters seem tame - like the game is a safe space RPG.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

"This Youtuber is a murderer of hamburgers"? I mean, I suppose that may be true.

No no...

That Youtuber is starving.