drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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so I went to the gas station to pick up beer and powdered donuts and just found out hostess is done. my life is over and I want to cry.
 
MUNCHIES BE GONE

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I know bra, just sayin

my brother got a new GF and he sent me some pictures of her and she is as hot as the sun. This dude basically looks exactly like me but with hair

the world is fucked
 
Main page gives me an ad for alcoholic treatment center.. Drunk thread gives me an ad to "$$$$$ sell my old electronics" hmmm.....


Lol gonna go pawn this iPod for a bottle
 
Well, I'm in Mexico. I can tip people at this resort 20 pesos and have them deliver Long Island Ice Teas to my room all day.

Someone send help.

And ahoyhoy. I need a drinking buddy.
 
Apparently I got my thumb dislocated on the costume party and I need to go to a chiropractor to force it back in place

god fuckin dammit its gonna hurt aint it
 
I got that beer that Coldvein was viral marketing for. It's a four pack and comes from Quebec or some shit, forget the name. That's presumably the first half beer, who knows what comes next.
 
The fuck.. on Facebook the chat sidebar that takes up all of the right screen has disappeared on mine.. now I have the lame ass old one. Half screen and disappear when clicking on stuff. How do I go back! :(
 
Started getting real friendly with the girl at work...shes been taken out of dispatch to do other work.....are shifts are completely different so we cant take breaks together.....mother.fucker.
 
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