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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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Get'sMad

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man I gotta go to fucking MASS tomorrow...ugh

one things I'll give props to catholicism for is that mass is always done the same and is only around an hour

I was visiting my grandma in florida during easter once and she goes to a methodist church and the service was like 3 goddamn hours.
 
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Get'sMad

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I'm a fucking heathen...mom didn't make me do confirmation but my older sister had to.

still taunt my sis about that to this day.
 
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shadyspace

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I don't drink heineken often but I will be drinking a shitload of it tomorrow. I don't know why but I associate heineken with christmas
 
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I don't hate fat people. I dont hate anyone, but it still bothers me, confronting how I feel makes me feel such a giant asshole. Can someone tell me I'm a nice person.
 
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Snuggles

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balddemon said:
Hey Snuggler (and anyone else who has played Chivlary). Is it worth picking up in the Steam sale for 12.49?
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Oh yes. Probably my favorite game of the year. I'm a little bit burnt out on it right now but we need more drunk gaffers fighting playing it.

Get'sMad said:
man I gotta go to fucking MASS tomorrow...ugh

one things I'll give props to catholicism for is that mass is always done the same and is only around an hour

I was visiting my grandma in florida during easter once and she goes to a methodist church and the service was like 3 goddamn hours.
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Like every year my mom is busting my balls about going to service with her, but fuck dat. But my lady friend/baby momma is into that stuff and it'll be a lot harder to say no to someone when they can cut me off from sex. I guess I'll just have to bring my phone so I can play Bejeweled or some shit to stave off boredom.

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do they though? i would definitely disagree


Snugg you need to fucking cheer up you angry bastard
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You know nothing of this world, shut the fuck up.
 
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Worst Christmas of all time. This time last year I was with my girlfriend, having sex and going to parties, but this year she's in Cyprus getting railed while I sit home and play Dishonored.

I seriously wanna cry, fuck my life.
 
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Snuggles

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Eggman said:
Worst Christmas of all time. This time last year I was with my girlfriend, having sex and going to parties, but this year she's in Cyprus getting railed while I sit home and play Dishonored.

I seriously wanna cry, fuck my life.
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It's only going to get worse from here. Buckle up.
 
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It is, isn't it? Just sit home and do nothing? I don't even look appealing, I'm a fat little bitch. The best thnig in my life is gone.

Christmas can seriously go fuck itself. Jesus Christ was a little cunt.
 
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I should have been aborted as well. Imagine how much better life would have been without me. I wouldn't have cheated on my ex, I wouldn't bother anyone, it/'d just be the world in peace.
 
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I look at people like shadyspace that get their dick sucked on a daily basis, and I inquire what I'm doing wrong. Why did my girlfriend leave me in the first place? How about the fact I was a fucking pig and treated her like shit and took her for granted. Or how about me cheating on her and lying to her? I think that seals the deal don't it?

How is someone like me supposed to feel on Christmas? A year ago I had everything, and now I have nothing.

I really fucking hope Tashbrooke gets banned and Snuggler sucks a dick.
 
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Rubbish King

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Eggman said:
I look at people like shadyspace that get their dick sucked on a daily basis, and I inquire what I'm doing wrong. Why did my girlfriend leave me in the first place? How about the fact I was a fucking pig and treated her like shit and took her for granted. Or how about me cheating on her and lying to her? I think that seals the deal don't it?

How is someone like me supposed to feel on Christmas? A year ago I had everything, and now I have nothing.

I really fucking hope Tashbrooke gets banned and Snuggler sucks a dick.
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that sucks to hear you're down mate, there are women everywhere, theres bound to be a few interested in wanting to be mrs eggman, and also fuck you.
 
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shadyspace

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Eggman said:
I look at people like shadyspace that get their dick sucked on a daily basis, and I inquire what I'm doing wrong. Why did my girlfriend leave me in the first place? How about the fact I was a fucking pig and treated her like shit and took her for granted. Or how about me cheating on her and lying to her? I think that seals the deal don't it?

How is someone like me supposed to feel on Christmas? A year ago I had everything, and now I have nothing.

I really fucking hope Tashbrooke gets banned and Snuggler sucks a dick.
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dude relax. We all have down slopes. Makes you feel any better I have exactly zero friends.
 
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shadyspace

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man i was just trying to skype with my girl, she's at her parent's place, they all kept obnoxiously trying to get a look at me. Fucking italians. My dad doesn't know my birthday and that's the way I like it.
 
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Anteater

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Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!
 
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