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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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AcridMeat

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coldvein said:
absolutely. i might drink some cheap wine this weekend myself. good enough for jack kerouac its good enough for me.

and i dont have anything against married life, really. i've just never held it as a goal, something to aspire to. if it happens it'll happen, if it doesn't i wont be too broken up about it.
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I suppose my fault is having seen too many marriages that aren't ideal, haven't worked out and it's pretty awful. Also one of the people I look up to is an old professor who held the same belief of marriage not having to be a defining factor of a lasting relationship. I think he was with his wife for 17 years before they actually wed. They did that for tax reasons, rather than ohhh we're taking it to the next leveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
 
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EloquentM

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Seanspeed said:
I slept with this chick that was a good bit taller than me. We tried to do it doggystyle, but she had to like lean forward a lot for us to 'match' cuz of her long legs.
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Yeah, I had a similar experience though not as bad. Missionary worked the best for us though I would have preferred if she could ride better. In hindsight she wasn't a very good sexual partner. I did most of the work lol.
 
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balddemon

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coldvein said:
see, that shit is scary to me. drugs should have fun names like "asian ladies" or "taffy pipers" or "gene wilders screaming ballsac on a fireboat in lake chunky". thats the drugs i wanna do
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I also like purple swag

i feel you though.

1,3 dimethyl is a preworkout though. i think it's illegal in australia.
 
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balddemon

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There's this one black guy that comes into my gym that I quit talking to when he walks up to check in. I just look up, give him a head nod, and go back to business. He might be well spoken but I'd never know it, because he's silent.
 
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Seanspeed

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balddemon said:
There's this one black guy that comes into my gym that I quit talking to when he walks up to check in. I just look up, give him a head nod, and go back to business. He might be well spoken but I'd never know it, because he's silent.
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If women never existed, I'm pretty sure spoken language would have never come about. Men seem to do just fine with head and hand gestures.
 
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EloquentM

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MiDNiGHTS said:
Why like why would you do that or why like what is the reason.

For question one, I don't know. Judging by that thread in OT some people's life dream is to be in japan porn.

Question two, I assume it's because a lot of people wanna see japanese chicks getting railed by black guys.
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Oh shit I wanna see that too.
 
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coldvein

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speaking of porn, i was watching a video the other day, roughly eight minutes long.. la la la whatever.. then at the very end, like in the last minute, i realized that the dude fucking the chick only had one hand. or rather, a little hand. like a birth defect.

needless to say i was extremely disturbed.
 
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freenudemacusers

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coldvein said:
speaking of porn, i was watching a video the other day, roughly eight minutes long.. la la la whatever.. then at the very end, like in the last minute, i realized that the dude fucking the chick only had one hand. or rather, a little hand. like a birth defect.

needless to say i was extremely disturbed.
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But did you finish like a champ?
 
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luckyboyceo

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I never get carded, it's gotta be because I have a beard. It's funny cause I'll be out with my friends all of whom are 10 years older and they're the ones getting carded.

MiDNiGHTS said:
I might be developing a problem. I didn't even want to get drunk tonight but I felt the urge. That insatiable urge.

Let's just call it my dark passenger.
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It's the drunk thread, man. I've been drinking way more since posting in here regularly. That or it's cause the weather is colder. Either way, I have no complaints.
 
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Bam Bam Baklava

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Well, it's definitely not helping that this thread is taking away the stigma of drinking alone. I used to only do that once in a while.

Now, I'm hammering away like there's no tomorrow.
 
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luckyboyceo

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I've never really understood the issue everyone has with drinking alone. People act like it's a one-way ticket to depression but there are plenty of times I've gotten super drunk playing Dark Souls and had a blast.
 
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Bam Bam Baklava

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In my case I think I'm slowly turning to substance abuse to combat the dull the realities of day to day life. I'm cool with that, a lot of people I know get high in their cars before coming to class. That's something I'd like to be a part of.

Hell, my professor wants me to smoke with him.
 
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luckyboyceo

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Definitely smoke with your professor. It's like the heterosexual version of sleeping with him. There's no way he won't give you an A afterwards.
 
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Bam Bam Baklava

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luckyboyceo said:
Definitely smoke with your professor. It's like the heterosexual version of sleeping with him. There's no way he won't give you an A afterwards.
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Already got an A guaranteed. He says I'm one of the best writers he has seen. The guy is nuts as hell. Used to pick up chicks in his classes before he got married. And that's just the basics of what he's into.

I think I've finally found the male role model I've been looking for.
 
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