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[EloquentM]

I want some sugar smacks. Where the fuck are my sugar smacks?

 

[Voice of Reason]

5 days is better, GF of 3.5 years broke up with me this week. Shit fucking sucks. we had one of those horrible shared social lives so now I have no one to even hang out with. Too old for this sjhit.

We can have sex if you want.

 

[coldvein]

to me there's a difference between a "chest tattoo" and a "this tatto is shaped like liquid pouring down through my cleavage" tattoo. the latter is pretty tacky imo.

 

[Dead Man]

We can have sex if you want.

Deal.

Edit: Drinking don';t help.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

drunk gaf after dark is some sad stuff man

When I first started drinking, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing, like that movie Police Academy.

 

[Minus_Me]

Ditched work because of the binge I was on yesterday. Hasn't happened in a long time.

 

[Snuggles]

Deal.

Edit: Drinking don';t help.

Sure it does. You just need to up your dosage.

 

[balddemon]

you all should play diablo 3 again

 

[Snuggles]

Again? Never tried it. I can never get into loot games, they give me that same feeling of pointless tedium as MMO's.

 

[balddemon]

well don't buy it, unless you can get it for like $30. it's fun and fun to play with other people but it gets pretty stale after a while.

 

[EloquentM]

Ditched work because of the binge I was on yesterday. Hasn't happened in a long time.

dang minus. Hope everything is okay.

 

[luckyboyceo]

I played Diablo 3 right after launch for a few weeks. Beat the main campaign but couldn't find any incentive to play it afterwards. The cool items are all at the super high difficulties and it would take me way too much time to get there just for that. That was my biggest complaint.

drunk gaf after dark is some sad stuff man

LOL

Can we go back to Salsashark posting tits again?

EDIT: Probably shouldn't say that now that my teacher is watching.

 

[Rubbish King]

Fucking wasted... Puked in the sea

 

[Snuggles]

luckyboyceo's teacher, please tell him to stop PMing me dick pics!

 

[Voice of Reason]

Is anyone watching Die Hard drunk tomorrow?

 

[Snuggles]

Going to the movies drunk has never been as fun as it sounds in my experience. It's boring to just sit there. But it does help if you smuggle enough booze in.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Has a female ever blown you in the movie theater?

 

[Wool]

Is anyone watching Die Hard drunk tomorrow?

Nah, I got reservations.

 

[Snuggles]

No blowies but I've had girls play with my dick a bit at the movie (raw dick, as in under the pants).

 

[Voice of Reason]

Did you ejaculate?

 

[Snuggles]

I've never busted from a hand job. Only I have the touch.

 

[Voice of Reason]

I see what you're saying, each person has their own type of texture and rhythm to their masturbation. I've busted from handjobs, but that's because I think my dick isn't very specific in what it needs to get stimulated.

 

[coldvein]

oh its almost VALENTINES DAY

ive definitely got some hand action in a movie theater. not all the way though.

 

[Kwixotik]

I got a $20 walmart gift card, what should I do with it?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I got a $20 walmart gift card, what should I do with it?

20 1 dollar pizzas.

 

[Voice of Reason]

WalMart sells hookers rght?

 

[coldvein]

buy as many bullets as you can.

 

[balddemon]

20 1 dollar pizzas.

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also I'm about to make a ghetto version of eloquent's soul mac and cheese.

 

[EloquentM]

That's redundant. It being soul food already implies its ghetto.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Extra ghetto mac and cheese then.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I got a $20 walmart gift card, what should I do with it?

Cough syrup and wine.

 

[Voice of Reason]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfBwsG8ubFw

 

[coldvein]

That's redundant. It being soul food already implies its ghetto.

racist

voice, that was a good contribution to this thread. youre ready to move up out of junior status

 

[Seanspeed]

But why do I always feel like it was my fault?

it's like you could try and do and do better and be better and it still wouldn't change anything.

they could have been better, yeah. but still.

they're the ones who wear the dresses at night. they're the ones who cry when you say something wrong.

god damn I miss her, man. It might sound selfish but I miss the feeling of being next to a person who really, truly cares about you that much. I miss being loved. 5 years is a long time of feeling like that. Its still hard to make that switch some times

new boyfriend better be treating her like royalty. And I wish I never meet him cause im gonna kick him in the teeth until he has none left

I'm not starting this shit again, but yes. I'm fucking there. This shit is 100% me. I feel for y'all.

 

[coldvein]

seanspeed.. i clicked that youtube video you posted the other night. couldnt bear to watch. i made it maybe 2 seconds. it LOOKED LIKE it was gonna be a bunch of pictures of you and your ex along with some sad music. is that what it was

 

[Seanspeed]

seanspeed.. i clicked that youtube video you posted the other night. couldnt bear to watch. i made it maybe 2 seconds. it LOOKED LIKE it was gonna be a bunch of pictures of you and your ex along with some sad music. is that what it was

Yes....

Again, sorry bout all that. Fuck.

On a positive note, I'm losing my house on the 26th. Its being put up for auction.

Here's a song that makes me happy(seriously, dont be afraid to click it):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgBeu3FVi60

 

[balddemon]

Why is that a good thing?

 

[Seanspeed]

Why is that a good thing?

Its not. I'm not doing well.

I dont want to be a bummer, either. I'm sorry. I'm just....fucking.....I dont know.

This is the wrong place to vent. I'm not good at doing it normally. I'm just staring at a computer screen right now typing what I feel and I feel weirdly detached doing it.

Someone tell me a good story. Last time y'all got laid or something.

 

[balddemon]

No this is definitely the place to vent, I mean don't you remember when I was bitching about girls and losing my job and being drunk?

Do you have some place to go?

 

[EloquentM]

I was supposed to run 2.4 miles but there's something wrong with my stomach. Idk it's all fucked up.

 

[Wool]

Balddemon you better turn on that Rockets-Clippers game. Jeremy Lin, he's so hot right now.

 

[Liferebooted]

God the things i wanna do to Jennifer Lawerence

 

[Minus_Me]

dang minus. Hope everything is okay.

I've been drinking heavily since our ski trip, haven't had one today so that's good.

 

[Kwixotik]

I fucking hate Robot Chicken

 

[Dead Man]

Sure it does. You just need to up your dosage.

Ugh, not if this headache is the result. Too old for this. I used to never get hangovers, now it kills me the next day.

Its not. I'm not doing well.

I dont want to be a bummer, either. I'm sorry. I'm just....fucking.....I dont know.

This is the wrong place to vent. I'm not good at doing it normally. I'm just staring at a computer screen right now typing what I feel and I feel weirdly detached doing it.

Someone tell me a good story. Last time y'all got laid or something.

My car is almost back from being at the mechanic for 9 months. That's good, right?

 

[Minus_Me]

9 months? WTF did they do? Rebuild it?

 

[EloquentM]

Lol

 

[Dead Man]

9 months? WTF did they do? Rebuild it?

Yeah. Old mustang, engine out, rewire, rebuild front end, and waiting for parts from the US.

Now I have to decide whether I can face having it off the road for more months to tidy up the body a bit.

 

[Minus_Me]

Ah man that sounds crazy awesome. Enjoy the shit out of it!

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Looks like no settling for me. Gonna be doing a lot of drinking alone this weekend.