freenudemacusers
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how can you ruin what is already terrible?
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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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Aguirre already did that, Tash.
edit: Funny pics thread is pretty much a shriveling corpse full of reposts and cute pics.
edit: Funny pics thread is pretty much a shriveling corpse full of reposts and cute pics.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Well i like it
HMPH
Shut up Mac, change your avatar back to freedoms
freenudemacusers
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THIS IS FREEDOM MOTHAFUKKKAAA
edit: i need to stop this top of the page shit goddamnit
edit: i need to stop this top of the page shit goddamnit
freenudemacusers
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:-*
Atramental
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lol. I've done that before.
it's weird.
it's weird.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
it's glorious
ohhhh baby motherfucking shower beer.
best beer from college: go to dingy-ass basement punk show starring Mikal Cronin and a bunch of local openers. jump around like a punk maniac and have the best time, everybody into it. show's over. bike home real fast. tap the keg. drink fresh keg beer in shower. soon as my pants are on, everybody from the show including the bands knocking on my door. party until the cops come knocking around 4:00am.
most refreshing beer of my life.
best beer from college: go to dingy-ass basement punk show starring Mikal Cronin and a bunch of local openers. jump around like a punk maniac and have the best time, everybody into it. show's over. bike home real fast. tap the keg. drink fresh keg beer in shower. soon as my pants are on, everybody from the show including the bands knocking on my door. party until the cops come knocking around 4:00am.
most refreshing beer of my life.
BEST IN THE WOLRD
fuck valentines man
I should do this today
I think im gonna go see The Master alone
friends dont care about PTA
I should do this today
I think im gonna go see The Master alone
friends dont care about PTA
Voice of Reason
Banned
I need to cum.
Diseased Yak
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Heyo drunk thread!! I'm kicking off a 5 day weekend by drinking Bulleit 10 year Bourbon. It's fuckin' great. On my 2nd glass now.
luckyboyceo
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Yeah, a cold beer in a warm shower is really hard to beat. Especially after a long day.
HalfBakedProphet
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Guys, the barrier is an illusion. Snap out of the illusion because there is no barrier
valentines day is pretty much the worst huh? I've always enjoyed it infinitely more when I'm single and don't have any retarded "obligation" to do something for someone.
Drinking a bottle of cab sav by myself right now and feeling fine.
Might go to the bar later and check out the single ladies cause I got a sweet hitler youth haircut last weekend that lent me some success on Saturday. I'll probably end up just jerking it tho....
Drinking a bottle of cab sav by myself right now and feeling fine.
Might go to the bar later and check out the single ladies cause I got a sweet hitler youth haircut last weekend that lent me some success on Saturday. I'll probably end up just jerking it tho....
weird cause my valentine's with GF involved tons of chocolate and blowjobs
it was quite possibly the best thing
edit: furthermore wth man, obligation? I liked doing things with my girl, if you felt it was an "obligation" then you shouldnt had been with that person in the first place
luckyboyceo
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Only thing worse than being single on Valentine's Day is not being single on Valentine's Day.
I think that's the point. If I like doing things with her, why do I need an entirely separate day dedicated to what I already do in the first place?
you can't get blowjobs and chocolates on other days too?
I don't wanna live in that world.
TOM f'N CRUISE
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sure, I dont disagree, and in principle im not down with the idea of needing to have an excuse, but I always liked dates like that. Im alright with them. She dug them and I had no trouble on having a somewhat more special night out.
Atramental
Banned
If I play my cards right I might be getting my pein sucked this Saturday. >.>
freenudemacusers
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The only thing worse than being single or not being single on Valentine's Day is being cockblocked by a toddler on Valentine's Day *cry*
What a dick. And he's happy about it too.
Just lock him a closet. That's what padlocks are for.The only thing worse than being single or not being single on Valentine's Day is being cockblocked by a toddler on Valentine's Day *cry*
What a dick. And he's happy about it too.
freenudemacusers
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It's the crying that dries the vaginal canal and makes the penis soft. Maybe if I put him in the garage...
Atramental
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Does your house have a basement?
edit: Or is that where you keep your sex dungeon?
edit: Or is that where you keep your sex dungeon?
Bam Bam Baklava
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He's got a bunker last I saw.
freenudemacusers
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Sex dungeon is the basement. I should have planned this better.
Oh we'll ill get mine later. Maybe. ;(
freenudemacusers
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Why? Internet pirates?
yup. this happens every few months.
freenudemacusers
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Damn. Crack some skulls. Do they ever find out who?
no, but im pretty sure its everybody except me. so like 15 people haha
generally the property manager dude will end up haggling with the ISP for a couple weeks and we promise to never pirate again and the internet turns back on.
gonna be coffee shop interneting for a while ...
generally the property manager dude will end up haggling with the ISP for a couple weeks and we promise to never pirate again and the internet turns back on.
gonna be coffee shop interneting for a while ...
drunk thread has been turning in to girl talk recently. i don't care what you say i'm going to continue down that path.
so this woman who has a boyfriend that i played games with last night .. she asked me if i wanted to hang out AGAIN today. wtf is that!? i dont know what to think. is she just super friendly?? i looked at my phone today, between us there are over 200 texts from the past week. this shit is weird.
so this woman who has a boyfriend that i played games with last night .. she asked me if i wanted to hang out AGAIN today. wtf is that!? i dont know what to think. is she just super friendly?? i looked at my phone today, between us there are over 200 texts from the past week. this shit is weird.
freenudemacusers
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Dude you have no Internet and some chick wants to hang out on vday night. She's pretty obviously done with her boy, and you have no Internet porn to jack to...
I mean I'm not some huge vday dude but if my wife wanted to go hang with dudes tonight I would murder her.
I mean I'm not some huge vday dude but if my wife wanted to go hang with dudes tonight I would murder her.
luckyboyceo
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Nah she's definitely not just friendly. Combine that with the fact that according to you, she's breaking up with her boyfriend soon, and yeah, she's into you.
EDIT: Oh yeah and she wants to hang out on VALENTINE'S DAY?! Definitely into you.
EDIT: Oh yeah and she wants to hang out on VALENTINE'S DAY?! Definitely into you.
no, but im pretty sure its everybody except me. so like 15 people haha
generally the property manager dude will end up haggling with the ISP for a couple weeks and we promise to never pirate again and the internet turns back on.
gonna be coffee shop interneting for a while ...
I haven't had internet (or a phone with internet) since the beginning of January. I've been using somebodys unsecured wifi here and there (including right now), but it is too slow for youtube and it makes me guilty. Last week, their iTunes library came up on the "home sharing" and it was called "yo masta
". I couldn't tell if the person was trying to communicate with me through iTunes sharing names, or if it was just a weird name. If I knew where they lived I'd go give them some $$ or something...
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