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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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Someone told me that Jesus didn't actually die, he just knew how to slow his heart rate way down to make people think he was dead. He was basically a magician with all the shit he did. Like an old school Kris Angel.
 
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Turning water into wine was probably his best mindfreak.

Got a variety of brews tonight, red ale, pale ale, blonde ale, "urban" wheat ale (what does urban mean). Smoked a lot tonight. Now it's time to get turnt up to some good tunes bros.
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NupmZucgUZU
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc2FofkhOCQ
 
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coldvein

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Wool said:
Maaan, you are one pathetic loser.

By the way, have you ever visited Red Lodge, MT? I hear it's where beautiful woman instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
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haha.

never been to red lodge. have some friends who live there. red lodge ales is a good brewery? all i know.
 
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Timedog

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My balls are so hot (as in sexy) that you could melt spumoni ice cream on them. My dick is so hard (as in gangsta/tough) that a cat couldn't scratch it.
 
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Get'sMad

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its late, theres a cool thunderstorm outside and im drinking and smoking a bowl listening to the blade runner soundtrack

shit is perfect at the moment
 
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Snuggles

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Fuck. I hate pretty much everyone I know and pretty much everyone I know hates me. Let's disappear and be mountain men together.
 
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Seanspeed

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Kentpaul said:
You guys using coke to keep use going ? That's some session bro
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One couple came over with pillows and blankets and everything. lol They said they weren't driving home, which was cool. But in the end, they were one of the ones that stayed up. This one chick's brother pissed on my couch in his sleep, though. Pretty upset about that since I was trying to sell it.
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Seanspeed said:
One couple came over with pillows and blankets and everything. lol They said they weren't driving home, which was cool. But in the end, they were one of the ones that stayed up. This one chick's brother pissed on my couch in his sleep, though. Pretty upset about that since I was trying to sell it.
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Pretty boozy night yo, My laminated flooring the next morning is always full of dried spills, beer cans all over the place and a major collection of bottles. Shit makes my open outdoor recycle bin look like i run a den of alcoholics . Would be upset if someone puked on my sofa lol, I would wash the cover and replace the foaming.
 
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Timedog

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I got off at 1pm instead of 4pm. Should I start drinking for the next 12 hours?

I want to have the memory of getting my dick sliced in half without having to experience the act.
 
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Timedog

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The nelson thread is happening "soon". I have to make an animation of Kenshiro and Hulk Hogan fighting for a different thread before I can finish the nelson thread.
 
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