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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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Snuggles

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coldvein said:
about to go to my first karate class in 15 minutes, friends.
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Nice. I've thought about taking up some martial arts just so I can go Jason Bourne on some bitches someday.

I'm also thinking about getting on the roids this summer. I'm gonna get fuckin huge and destroy people.
 
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Bam Bam Baklava

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Ever since I was 19 I've always been striving towards one dream. I wanted a nice car, a kick ass bod, and the ability to dunk on people. That way I can roll up to the courts at the beach with my nice car, then take off my shirt to show my muscles, and dunk on some poor sucker.
 
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I've got the fisher price version of the nba 2k rimgrazer dunk package. I bought this vertical jump kit with like, videos and shit from slam mag when i was in 7th or 8th grade and grinded away at that shit for a while.
 
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The only thing that turns me off about stuff like Karate is that I'd probably be in a class with a bunch of eight year olds. Don't get me wrong, I love to beat the shit out of children, but if I'm training and shit I wanna own people my size or bigger. I can defeat children without karate.
 
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Isn't Tae Kwon Do for pussies though? My lil bro did it and they just pranced around like ballerina dancers. Plus they teach you all of this non-violence stuff which defeats the whole purpose of learning how to beat the shit out of people.
 
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Kicking people in the head isn't really pussy material. I never learned any preachy stuff from TKD. I was only forced to fight =/

MiDNiGHTS said:
We should start our own fight club.
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I think I still have my medals from my competition days. We could give those out. Snuggles only gets bronze though.
 
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Snuggler said:
Isn't Tae Kwon Do for pussies though? My lil bro did it and they just pranced around like ballerina dancers. Plus they teach you all of this non-violence stuff which defeats the whole purpose of learning how to beat the shit out of people.
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I got my ass kicked from one of my friends that has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, so it's a good martial art, or I'm just a bigger pussy.
 
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lush said:
Just bought some honeycrisp apples, things were 2 bucks a pop but goddamnit I made it. We made it.
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When I went to the University of Minnesota I wrote a paper on the creation of the honeycrisp, and the horticulture people let me go see the original source tree. I wasn't wearing a spacesuit, but I imagine my face looked a lot like this:

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Kwixotik

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So I'm watching Game of Thrones season 1 for the first time and I just watched
Viserys get his gold crown

Hoooooooly shit that was satisfying
 
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