Anyone know how to stay off facebook when drunk? =[
get off the computer
Okay, don't ask Gaf?Yawn, any serious help anyone?
Yawn, any serious help anyone?
Yawn, any serious help anyone?
Yawn, any serious help anyone?
Okay, don't ask Gaf?
send a picture of your dick to your mom
will distract you from going on facebook
this is serious, 100% sincere advice
send a picture of your dick to your mom
will distract you from going on facebook
this is serious, 100% sincere advice
what if there was a yearly holiday where tradition required you to send a dick pic to your own mother?
I shouldn't be driving
Your dick looks great this year son
Meh don't reply to me then instead?
Your dick looks great this year son
Lol that too. At work now.Dude, you shouldn't be typing drunk while driving, Geez! Be careful man.
Your dick looks great this year son
Moms always say that stuff
Who let the Brits inI got those 'ten-to-midnight and only two cans of Stella left' blues.
Still, plenty of spirits in the house. I'll get by.
I let myself in. I'll puke in your metaphorical slippers before I leave too.Who let the Brits in
I only drink cologne on special occasions.Do you guys usually wear cologne when you go out or is it only for special occasions?
Do you guys usually wear cologne when you go out or is it only for special occasions?
Do you guys usually wear cologne when you go out or is it only for special occasions?
Jokes on you, I already did.I let myself in. I'll puke in your metaphorical slippers before I leave too.
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I haven't worn cologne in like 6 years.Do you guys usually wear cologne when you go out or is it only for special occasions?
Do you guys usually wear cologne when you go out or is it only for special occasions?
Being drunk at work is so odd. I wonder if customers think I'm just really happy for them.
Yeah Salsa, that's some creepy stuff.
counter-argument:
salsa: i can sense the insanity thru the photos
Other than the Zumbas, that is a 10/10. Are you saying the tattoo is creepy, or she is creepy for getting a tattoo?
counter-argument: