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What if I call work and tell them my car is overheating?
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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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Tell them that your car is on fire and you're trapped inside. Sometimes you gotta put a little flare into the details.
I have one bar in my town, that I have to drive to get to unless I want to walk about an hour. No idea how long it'd be while drunk. I need to move.
Enter The 36 Chambers
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I have 7 pubs within 5 minute walking distance of my house.
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Rubbish King
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Are there any ukgaf meet ups which aren't in London
DangerStepp
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Timedog's bed.
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I called into work! Now to enjoy my personal day.
fredrancour
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"restaurant/ bar" shit is pretty common but it can be really far to get to a place that's either exclusively or primarily a bar
jossueinacoma
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are you drunk yet?
DangerStepp
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Do everything you would dream about doing if you were stuck at work.
Have a nice meal, drink drink DRINK!
Do it for those of us working.
Rubbish King
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Yes? No?
freenudemacusers
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This is a MURRICAN thread for MURRICCANS
Rubbish King
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No, I want all gaf to come to my house
Charles Foster Kane
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Got a nice six pack waiting at my fridge!
I'm game. I got beers.
Rubbish King
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freenudemacusers
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Shit I'm at 28 Exeter road... Be over in a sec
Charles Foster Kane
Rosebud
I guess I'll drink on my own 
Don't get too tipsy guys, or maybe do. I don't know what you like lol.
Don't get too tipsy guys, or maybe do. I don't know what you like lol.
shadyspace
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I've never gotten drunk outside of the U.S.A.
Charles Foster Kane
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freenudemacusers
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Me neither, I wonder what it's like.
Oh wait, I guess I technically was above Canada on a flight once. Does that count?
shadyspace
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Haha no
freenudemacusers
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First you say I'm a soft baby and now you take my international drinking escapade away from me.
You're a cruel one, mr shadyspace.
You're a cruel one, mr shadyspace.
shadyspace
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That was more a dig at Canada than you mac. Ah, Canada. It's like America but boring.
Charles Foster Kane
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Well, Costa Rica is IN America, does that count?
yes and im coming down to see you. and your dad. especially your dad.
shadyspace
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Charles Foster Kane's dad is awesome.
Charles Foster Kane
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Wait, what? lol. I must be a bit drunk already!
I mean yes! Everyone is welcome. We can build a tent in my property and camp or something!
Just be careful not be spooked!
How do you... I feel like I'm in the twilight zone!
Sure it can. All the random foreign phrases being yelled at you. All the songs, it's primal drinking my friend.
shadyspace
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These colors don't run acrid
Charles Foster Kane
Rosebud
freenudemacusers
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Rubbish King
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lol THERE IS NO 28, thats the church address...which is connected to my house
just came home, ripped off my jeans and slipped into bed to get covered in dogshit, what the fuckiing fuck is that,I'm getting this bitch euthanised
freenudemacusers
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Maybe I live in the alley DON'T JUDGE ME
Rubbish King
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freenudemacusers
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there is no alley either
Maybe I'm in your wall
shadyspace
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that's our word tash you can't use it
freenudemacusers
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Seriously, reported
Rubbish King
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Its okay guys, my uncles one, he gave me permission
Rubbish King
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Dear god don't get me banned again, i can't take it, i'll just break down and die
freenudemacusers
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Just another variation of "hey all my friends are yanks".
Rubbish King
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Just another variation of "hey all my friends are yanks".
lol, ive had a rough day, ive been covered in shit
Snug, just put your damn glasses back on man, its too much
Charles Foster Kane
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That's alright his dog already pooped in his bed. The price has been payed.
What's a yank anyways? and who can I call one?
What's a yank anyways? and who can I call one?
nobody unless you want to get murdered.
Charles Foster Kane
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