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[EloquentM]

dat feel when you realize how prominent your true bald spot is because of a double mirror right before heading out

effing genetics bro

such bs

its as if nature felt like they should fuck me up in some way cause otherwise other men wouldnt stand a chance against my hawtness

it could also mean you have copious amounts of testosterone. /thebrightside

 

[freenudemacusers]

Don't mock my baby avoidance math.

 

[Salsa]

Salsa, baldies still get pussy. Look at Atramental.

I am totes confident in my ability to get pussy

I just lose confidence from a personal area, like comfortable with myself. I remember how I used to look and I sigh

it happens more sporadically as time goes by though. Can barely remember now

the current bummer is that I can still can rock like a 1cm buzzcut without much telling, EXCEPT for one apparent bald spot in the back that clearly has less/lighter hair. it blows, im alright with balding but I dont wanna go 8-ball just now

 

[Snuggles]

dat feel when you realize how prominent your true bald spot is because of a double mirror right before heading out

effing genetics bro

such bs

its as if nature felt like they should fuck me up in some way cause otherwise other men wouldnt stand a chance against my hawtness

What's your hat situation? Maybe start wearing a fedora. Pop something on there and forget all about it.

Anyways, I should probably not drink again today but I might drink again tonight. I've been playing X-Com for about eight hours straight now. I just lost one of my favorite troopers.

 

[Atramental]

Salsa, baldies still get pussy. Look at Atramental.

Ehhhh.

I think it's safe to say that Salsa has had more sex than me.

 

[Salsa]

What's your hat situation? Maybe start wearing a fedora. Pop something on there and forget all about it.

I wear lots of hats (not fedoras though wtf snuggie). I even did back when I had a ton of hair

 

[EloquentM]

I need to make more money. Who wants to start a "legitimate" business with me?

 

[Salsa]

I need to make more money. Who wants to start a "legitimate" business with me?

wig business

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I need to make more money. Who wants to start a "legitimate" business with me?

Ham and cheese = heese. Easy sandwiches. Or might I say, "HEESY SANDWICHES"

Insta-billionaires

 

[EloquentM]

wig business

Lol that reminds me of cousin it from Adams family.

Ham and cheese = heese. Easy sandwiches. Or might I say, "HEESY SANDWICHES"

Insta-billionaires

Sold

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Heese-

Your daily intake of protein and carbs in one dose. 10 doctors recommend it.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

JUST SPENT 36$ ON PUPUSAS

 

[EloquentM]

Guys, what's your biggest regret?

 

[coldvein]

that i'm white

 

[EloquentM]

that i'm white

You're lucky. Sometimes I wish I was a different race.

 

[ZeroRay]

You white people always wanna be other races.

It's not all that cracked up to be. I mean the white chicks being all over you is fine, it's just the rest of it.

 

[Sblargh]

Drunk ffrom absynthe is a bit different, there's this side that like, I'm anesthe... I can't type this word. That stuff they give you to not feel pain.

 

[Sblargh]

You white people always wanna be other races.

It's not all that cracked up to be. I mean the white chicks being all over you is fine, it's just the rest of it.

I get you, like, I'm not from any minority except being from a 3rd world country and even this, I feel like it's cheating, everything is easy, I'm so fucking lazy and still, I can spend 300 bucks on a spider-man comic. Fuck this. Being middle class white heterossexual even if I'm polyamorous, nobody hates me for it, they just think I'm a pussy who allows my girlfriend to cheat on me or that I'm cheating on her and lying, whatever. It's not hard. Life being white is easy, but life as a whole, being alive is not all that awesome.

 

[EloquentM]

You white people always wanna be other races.

It's not all that cracked up to be. I mean the white chicks being all over you is fine, it's just the rest of it.

But I'm not white. Lol

 

[Snuggles]

You white people always wanna be other races.

It's not all that cracked up to be. I mean the white chicks being all over you is fine, it's just the rest of it.

You guys get to be so exotic though. It sucks being a generic white guy.

 

[Salsa]

what just happened

 

[Sblargh]

what just happened

We are still white, Salsa! Don't deny it! We are not hispanic inside our own country. Hispanic is an american lie!

 

[Deleted member 22576]

happily died of muchos pupusa

 

[EloquentM]

Does swimming pools by Kendrick Lamar fit the theme of this thread? Why you babysitting two shots salsa?

 

[Sblargh]

Sala! Salsa! is Mount and Blade all right? It's on sale now on steam.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Lol this dude at a bar is doing karaoke of way I am or whatever by eminem and failing so bad holy fuck

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Saw Argo. It was good. First time I've ever found Affleck really attractive too.

 

[Mully]

CFK, how's your health bud?

 

[EloquentM]

Two pints of fosters for tonight =}

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

CFK, how's your health bud?

Feeling better, I suspect it was some sort of virus because it stopped with the antibiotics. I already finished them. The wounds healed and the bleeding stopped.

 

[ChanHuk]

AmEx bought me a bottle of Makers Mark. Love AmEx

 

[Alcoholikaust]

Capping off swing shift with a pint of bass

 

[balddemon]

i wish i had a black dad who was still here. actually i don't even care if he walked out, i just want black ppl genetics.

i'm cool with being white doe

 

[EloquentM]

i wish i had a black dad who was still here. actually i don't even care if he walked out, i just want black ppl genetics.

i'm cool with being white doe

Black fathers mostly suck. You can have mine.

 

[arab]

3 things:

1.) i'm gonna watch cedar rapids cause i have it in 720p

2.) does anyone else know of buzz balls? they're popping up everywhere but they look like christmas ornaments filled with fourloko

4.) penis

 

[EloquentM]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

 

[Wool]

Does anyone have a gif that would give a "Gimme a Break" type of message? What about that one where the guy is in the bleachers putting his hand in the air and shaking his head?

 

[Timedog]

I'm white.

 

[Timedog]

bitch, I'm white.

 

[freenudemacusers]

lol evertyhiyubg just went crazy omg haha

We apparently escorted an underage bar hopper all over town while she screamed at us and kept hitting my friend in the passenger seat. He started screaming at her and was gonna hit her back then we got up the bar. This is where we found out she was both a underage and b lived on a military base. Good luck getting back on lol

My friend was trying to fuck another girl in the car but they got in a fight over it lol

I love Montana lol

 

[Salsa]

At the bus stop listening to matthew dear. Drunk.

Girl I wanted to/thought I could bang went home with another guy

feels disappointing man

 

[freenudemacusers]

Dear is awesome drink gaf has the best music taste I swear

 

[Timedog]

My dad's white.

 

[EloquentM]

I really messed up

 

[Salsa]

I really messed up

Dont we all

constantly

what a shit night

 

[Salsa]

Oh man drunk girl just fucking ATE the floor on the block next to me.

 

[AcridMeat]

lol evertyhiyubg just went crazy omg haha

We apparently escorted an underage bar hopper all over town while she screamed at us and kept hitting my friend in the passenger seat. He started screaming at her and was gonna hit her back then we got up the bar. This is where we found out she was both a underage and b lived on a military base. Good luck getting back on lol

My friend was trying to fuck another girl in the car but they got in a fight over it lol

I love Montana lol

That sounds entertaining to say the least.

Drinking and listening to Hyetal, got fed up with dying in super mario bros 3 so deciding between Hotline Miami and Walking Dead ep. 4

 

[Acid08]

Teen Wolf is such a great movie.

 

[Salsa]

jesus christ I really feel disappointed with tonight, everything went wrong

shit, shit, SHIT night. Thank god for alcohol

bed.

 

[EloquentM]

Fucking drunkenness. I just like, spilled my heart to my best friend right now. Fuck, wtf. Wtf. That's not part of the game. I feel like I've failed myself.