drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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I made him eat a couple of Xanax to balance him out. Crisis averted.


And snuggs bb, it's far too cold to go rafting right now. We're going to the shooting range instead.
 
EloquentM said:
I'm a bit down without any alcohol to comfort me.
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I've got an 11 hour day tomorrow, the plan is to buy some whiskey and whiskey glasses (one or two for me and maybe a present for dad).

I don't remember the last time I had maker's mark so that's what it'll be for me.
 
I'm continuing my hexagon journey, I can reliably get to 35+ seconds on the hardest mode now,
Feels good
 
Thanks bro!
I'm watching the outer limits on Hulu right now and there are ads. Also my cat caught a snake today and played with its lifeless body for like hours. I saw this guy named Ethan I used to know today while jogging. When we were like 17 we were competing over a girl and that's all I really know about him. I'm pretty sure he had lived in Portland for a while and his dad owns a record store. He looked mean so I pretended not to recognize him, and I passed him twice around the lake. I think he always hated me,



Mega edit. holy fuck on The outer limits a robot alien just proclaimed "electromagnetism, space, time, gravity, the atom bomb. All is infinity, Infinity is god, god is infinity."
Like halfway in: http://www.hulu.com/watch/63084
 
I'm on my third beer. But I'm feeling reasonably drunk, empty stomach.. Etc.
Are you playing far cry3 because holy crap that's a videogame
 
like .. i dont really care to play videogames anymore

i find them boring, generally

you should go to a titty bar instead of playing far cry 3.
 
I've never been to a titty bar and I kinda don't want to generally speaking I don't like to see boobies I can't make out with.
 
Jtwo said:
I've never been to a titty bar and I kinda don't want to generally speaking I don't like to see boobies I can't make out with.
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how can you know that if you've never EXPERIENCED it

i find that having random naked titties in the background while i'm drinking is pretty fine.
 
We're all alone in here. What should we do? Want to cause some mischief?
 
dude... i dont know... i just dont know j2

im closing in on the end of my last beer and i have to get my stomach scanned tomorrow. today.
 
coldvein hit me up if you need any help. I'll be here to suck your dick.
 
its probably nothing too serious, i threw stomach cancer in there for dramatic effect.

basically i've had some low level pain in the bottom left of my abdomen for like a year, kinda comes and goes, hurts in a sharper way when i cough or laugh hard etc. doctor sez it might be a hernia. i'll live. unless my intestines burst through their lining or whatever HA HA HA. :\

thanks for the support guys i'm definitely gonna need to get my dick sucked a few times to get through this
 
Just finished sucking macuser off, he needed my companionship #bukkakefriendsforever
 
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OH MY GOD THAT WAS HEROIC

I told you guys I was making progress.
 
I've literally been practicing for months. There's no secret. Oh man, such a rush! At 40 seconds the dopest bass kicks in.
 
I haven't even gotten to Montana yet. Two weeks away. If nothing else, it'll make for a great chapter in my autobiography.
 
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