Back when I was in elementary school I forgot to bring my keys with me one day. I got home and realized I was screwed since nobody else would be home for about 6 hours. I made a couple laps around the house, checking windows and any other possible way to get into the damn house before I figured out what I had to do.
I set down my bag and started to climb the giant grapefruit tree near our shed, getting bit by a dozen ants in the process. I get on the roof of the shed which gives me easier access to the top of our house. I jump from the shed to the house and manage to cut my arm on the rain gutter. Then, I climbed up the side of the house and onto the roof, walked very carefully to the other side of the house to where the attic vents were located, and spent 10 minutes prying one of them open and cutting my finger. Then I crawl through a pitch black attic that is 120 degrees before I finally make it inside the house.
VICTORY.