WCW Monday Nitro 12/11/2000
They played the same video that started Thunder, which means the events of Thunder are completely meaningless. This show was preempted. No one in WCW knew it was preempted until a fan sent a letter into the Observer saying their guide had something other than Nitro on for Monday. So WCW learned their own show was preempted by reading the Observer.
TO THE BACK. Sanders and Lex made a deal.
CEO Flair comes to the ring. Sid and Steiner can be on the shows, but they can't fight until Starrcade. If they do fight, they'll both be suspended and Steiner will be stripped of the title for real this time. Ric implies that both Sting and Booker could be there tonight. They aren't. Steiner will face Wall for the title tonight. Sanders comes out. He says Flair has a "mad on" for Steiner. Fans were apparently chanting asshole, but since this wasn't a live show, it was dubbed with weird sounds. Sanders books Insiders vs Perfect Event vs Jindrak/O'Haire tonight. This is a big and hot crowd for WCW. Maybe it isn't hot and is just piped in, but it seems like they're into it. Flair books Sid vs Sanders. If any of the Thrillers interfere, they'll be fired.
EARLIER TODAY. Steiner attacked Lash as he arrived. Wall broke it up and they brawled.
TO THE BACK. Gene is with Sid. Jindrak and O'Haire took a monitor out of Goldberg's office. Sarge arrived. Disco gave him some shit and Sarge throws him against a wall and screams at him.
Team Canada vs Cat/Ms. Jones
"I like that already!" "Why would you say that, Tony?" "Because of the YAKS." Santa is in the audience. Tony claims that the Canadian anthem is the most overplayed song on the shows. Stevie says the most overplayed song is one that is never played on TV. Fuck DJ Ran, is what he meant to say. Cat says if Lance loses, he'll have to sing the US anthem on Thunder. Ms. Jones is not in wrestling gear at all. Gunns hit a dropkick! YAK ATTACK! Ms. Jones with a head kick. Gunns makes a tag while standing on the floor. I don't know why WCW were mad at Lance. That's the only reason I can think to put him with Cat. Prime Time comes out, but gets hit. Duggan throws a 2x4 in, which Cat catches, and uses to beat Lance. Lance will have to sing the Star Spangled Banner on Thunder.
TO THE BACK. Goldberg arrives.
THE FOLLOWING FUCKSHIT IS JIMMY HART BULLSHIT FUCK THIS ASSHOLE. Jimmy is starting a radio network.
TO THE BACK. Lash is on the phone with Chavo when Hugh comes in. MIA meeting. Thriller meeting. The 3 way tag is now a 4 corners match with Kronik. Reno doesn't like it.
Crowbar and Daffney come to the announce table. Crowbar doesn't even know why he's out there. He knocks on the table with his wrench and Stevie tells him he has to respect the table.
Norman Smiley vs Meng Hardcore Match
Norman has realized that being hardcore is what he does best and offered an open challenge for a hardcore match. Paisley comes out with Meng.
Norman actually takes it to Meng. They head up to the DJ Ran area where Norman gets in a fight with Santa. Santa comes in the ring and throws soot at Meng and Norman. The match is called off. Meng puts Paisley and Kwee Wee in the Deathgrip while blinded. Santa reveals himself to be Terry Funk and lays about 8 unprotected chair shots to Meng. He actually broke a metal chair on Meng's head. Then he calls the crowd perverts and says he'll give the crowd 11 hos. He only gave like 7. He calls Crowbar into the ring and challenges him to a match at Starrcade. Crowbar agrees and Terry CRUSHES his head with the chair. Jesus. The sound it made was disgusting.
TO THE BACK. Sarge confronts Sanders. He wants Lex. Sarge has a fanny pack with a cell phone attached to it. He'll get Lex on Thunder if he does something for Sanders. The Harris Brothers come across table long sandwiches. The Animals were watching and thought it was hilarious because they put laxatives in them. Gene is with Steiner. Scott don't give a fuck about Flair or Sid. Paula is with MIA. Wall will fuck Steiner up tonight. Shane will face Lash tonight.
Mike Sanders comes to the ring not in his wrestling gear. He says he is not medically cleared to wrestle. Sid comes out, also not in his wrestling gear.
Sid vs Mike Sanders
Sid is not a reasonable man. He fucks Sanders up. Chokeslam. Powerbomb. Pin. Sid says something to Stevie that I didn't understand at all. Stevie laughed, though.
TO THE BACK. The Insiders head to the ring. Sid wants keys to a cop car I think and throws the cop/guard. Reno attacks Kronik in a hallway. Vito makes a save. The Thrillers break it up. Vito and Reno hug.
The Insiders vs Perfect Event vs Jindrak/O'Haire vs Kronik
Kronik don't come out. DDP and Kim will be reading Christmas stories at a mall somewhere. Way to keep kayfabe, WCW. They got a divorce, remember? Nash starts and actually moves around and does stuff. The numbers game is too much for them. DDP puts Meat in a sleeper. Jindrak puts DDP in a sleeper. Stasiak does a jaw breaker, which makes DDP do a jawbreaker to Jindrak. Nash comes in, takes everyone out, but gets hit with a flying clothesline. Diamond Cutter on Jindrak. Meat hits DDP with a belt. Chuck pins Nash, who was completely out for a good 2 minutes from a Seanton Bomb.
MOMENTS AGO. The attack on the Insiders continued. Nash's knee was destroyed on the ring post.
TO THE BACK. Sid has a minivan. DDP and Nash talk.
Sgt. Buddy Lee Parker vs Goldberg
What a dick move from Lex and Sanders. Since the monitor was taken out of Goldberg's room, he doesn't know who is in the ring waiting for him. Bill won't do the match. Sarge insists they have to. Lex comes out and says Sarge won't get to fight Lex if Goldberg doesn't do this match. Sarge attacks Goldberg trying to get Bill to do the match. It eventually works. Goldberg hits the spear, but won't do the jackhammer. Sarge forces him to. Goldberg wins. He carries Sarge to the back.
TO THE BACK. Jamie Knoble asks Crowbar, Kwee Wee, Meng, and Daffney for advice. He was bitching about Evan. Then Evan arrives and says Sid is doing something crazy in the parking lot.
Shane Douglas vs Cpl. Cajun
Stevie again gets heated when the action makes its way to the announce table. Chavo brings a chair for Lash to use. Lash doesn't want to use it. Shane had his chain. Lash accidentally hits Shane in the gut with the chair and is disqualified. Hugh runs in to prevent Shane from beating up Lash. Chavo and Hugh argue.
All this does is remind me that Knoble and Karagias were allowed to use a ladder in their matches and not get disqualified, but one chair shot to the stomach was enough for Lash to get disqualified. Actually, things like this happen a lot and there are no DQs. Tony made a point of it on the very last show that they've relaxed the rules since Spring. Shane Douglas used his chain right in front of the ref and it was fine. Jeff regularly uses his guitar right in front of the ref and it is fine. Tons of interference and it is totally fine. Lash accidentally uses a chair and it is not fine at all. Who makes these rules?
TO THE BACK. Jeff wants the Harris Brothers to get to work. They have stomach problems. Sid is now in an SUV. Paula is with Mike Awesome. Mike is bring back Career Killer and wants an Ambulance Match with Bam Bam at Starrcade. Gene is with Jeff and the Hammer Brothers. They're having some problems. "If I move, something's gonna happen." Shit angles in wrestling never get old.
Filthy Animals vs Jeff Jarrett Elimination Match
Big Ron runs back up the ramp. "Runs" being the operative and repeated word. Heavy D makes it to the ring and takes off. Jeff eliminates Konnan in short order. Stevie can never figure out the difference between a face full of stuff and a bronco buster. There is a ref bump, Jeff hits Kidman with a guitar, but Rey hits a sunset flip for the win.
TO THE BACK. Sid has put a lot of cars in a circle, where he can fight Steiner.
Scott Steiner vs Sgt. AWALL WCW Championship
Scott says if Flair does anything to him, he'll go to Flair's house and beat his old ass. I remember that right before the reboot, Wall was starting a feud with Hogan. Then Kidman got the feud with Hogan, Wall did nothing for months, then turned into a goofy face. He puts a table in the ring, but Scott kicks him right in the face. While Steiner's matches weren't usually the best, I do like that he's defending against mid carders. That's something sorely missed in today's wrestling. It's part of what made Taker and Brock's reigns in 2002 so awesome. Wall hits the chokeslam, but gets a t-bone through a table. Recliner for the win. Steiner retains. Sid shows up on the screen and wants Steiner to come outside.
TO THE BACK. Steiner obliges. They brawl in a circle of cars. Steiner busts out a lot of windows. Sid tries to powerbomb Sid on a hood, but Steiner blocked it. Starrcade is 5 days away. Seems like the quickest build to a show.