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[Orta]

Fixed that for you

 

[Portugeezer]

Maybe they are small men, 5'2.

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

Still talking about this photo?

Wow we need new info.

 

[Ceadeus]

At this size, you better off putting the thing on the floor like a PC.

 

[Muddy]

Doesn't even look that big in that image.

Not that it even matters for a games console.

People complaining about the size like they are purchasing a dildo.

 

[Kdad]

So have we seen "PS5" anywhere on the design?

 

[Kdad]

E

Doesn't even look that big in that image.

Not that it even matters for a games console.

People complaining about the size like they are purchasing a dildo.

Exactly...do people not lube up their game machines?

 

[Grinchy]

My sources said when all the telescopes pointed to the center of our milky way to 'see' the black hole there (its outer edges) what it actually saw was the PS5.

Well that explains why it feels like time is moving so slowly the closer we get to it.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Is that middle guy doing a racism? Mocking our white people smile.

 

[Breakage]

It's too big.

 

[deriks]

Ok. And?

Console people are used to boxes not that big

 

[SakkanartSilentJealousy]

PS5 on the side was rectangle? I thought it was curve. And the color looks a bit gray not white.

Never say it was fake, however.

 

[PSYGN]

Which one is the real father?

 

[triplestation]

i still have my fatboy ps3 and that bitch is BEEFY

those men are at least 6'4

 

[Daxter32jak]

Wow and I was thinking the OG Bone was big. Now if this picture is real the PS5 is massive.

 

[LOLCats]

you guys are funny

 

[EverydayBeast]

i still have my fatboy ps3 and that bitch is BEEFY

those men are at least 6'4

Consoles year by year are taking on PCs

 

[I Love Rock 'n' Roll]

Console people are used to boxes not that big

PS2 "fat" was big, PS3 "fat" was even bigger and both were hot (ooohhhh ). I still don't see what's the problem with PS5 being big, that big or whatever. It's just a fuck*ing plastic box to play video games.

Like it get it, don't like don't get. It's just simple as that. People have some serious problems in the world today: stop breathing, the PS5 is big!

 

[Sign]

Damm, she is a big girl.

Tfw an Amazonian Ps5 will never pick you up and spin you like a top.

 

[Ar¢tos]

As if size or shape would really impact sales... Gamers play games, not "consoles".

Fixed that for you

Strange question... But why did you remove their eyebrows?

 

[Orta]

As if size or shape would really impact sales... Gamers play games, not "consoles".

Strange question... But why did you remove their eyebrows?

No reason, its just something odd I like to do when photoshopping. Teeth usually get the chop too.

 

[DoctaThompson]

No reason, its just something odd I like to do when photoshopping. Teeth usually get the chop too.

The ps5 might as well get a Sony jacket, and the smirk from the guy holding it.

 

[Bergoglio]

First PS5 image straight from the factory?

www.resetera.com

It is a discord server... I can’t find any reference to Xbox Discord.

And makes sense because the Xbox Discord server is spreading similar images to that below:

Is this real or fake?

 

[SaucyJack]

First PS5 image straight from the factory?

www.resetera.com

It is a discord server... I can’t find any reference to Xbox Discord.

And makes sense because the Xbox Discord server is spreading similar images to that below:

What's the point of that?

Real comparison pics will be available soon enough. This will just be some forum bullshit that existed in mid-2020

 

[Panajev2001a]

PS2 "fat" was big, PS3 "fat" was even bigger and both were hot (ooohhhh ). I still don't see what's the problem with PS5 being big, that big or whatever. It's just a fuck*ing plastic box to play video games.

Like it get it, don't like don't get. It's just simple as that. People have some serious problems in the world today: stop breathing, the PS5 is big!

The hilarity was that when the large XSX was unveiled people bent over backwards to justify why having the biggest box possible was great and showed how much the company cared about heat dissipation and cooling as well as low fan noise.

Unsurprisingly, that size is now the perfect sweet spot and anything bigger or smaller is just a waste, wrong, ugly, wasteful, etc... ...

 

[Scotty W]

I am in Tokyo. A woman who I know, her son is an engineer working on the PS5, she showed me a text a few days ago from her son with a picture of the PS5.

Based on what I saw, the photos in this thread look real. I didn’t look that carefully at it because I have not been paying any attention to the console wars.

I remember it being black and white only. Oh, and there were 2 VR helmets on either side if it .

But who is going to believe what I say. The person I know says she is friends with the mother of the CEO of Sony. I believe her.

 

[alabtrosMyster]

You must have a tiny entertainment system.

Don't make fun of other people's entertainment system sizes, this is not polite!

 

[Shmunter]

I’ve preordered so that’s likely mine.

 

[SleepDoctor]

I am in Tokyo. A woman who I know, her son is an engineer working on the PS5, she showed me a text a few days ago from her son with a picture of the PS5.

Based on what I saw, the photos in this thread look real. I didn’t look that carefully at it because I have not been paying any attention to the console wars.

I remember it being black and white only. Oh, and there were 2 VR helmets on either side if it .

But who is going to believe what I say. The person I know says she is friends with the mother of the CEO of Sony. I believe her.

My uncle's cousin's dad's brother-in-law's auntie's son is a janitor at Sony and he says you're lying.


The amount of crow served after all the talk about the xsx being "huge" is great. Almost as great as the crow served about the teraflops and the design

 

[Scotty W]

My uncle's cousin's dad's brother-in-law's auntie's son is a janitor at Sony and he says you're lying.


The amount of crow served after all the talk about the xsx being "huge" is great. Almost as great as the crow served about the teraflops and the design

I know it is impossible to make myself believed. Just like how no one will believe that I saw Eiji Aonuma walking jauntily down the street in Kyoto.

 

[SleepDoctor]

I know it is impossible to make myself believed. Just like how no one will believe that I saw Eiji Aonuma walking jauntily down the street in Kyoto.

Im just messing with you lol. Idk who Eiji Aonuma is tho.

 

[Redlight]

The hilarity was that when the large XSX was unveiled people bent over backwards to justify why having the biggest box possible was great and showed how much the company cared about heat dissipation and cooling as well as low fan noise.

Unsurprisingly, that size is now the perfect sweet spot and anything bigger or smaller is just a waste, wrong, ugly, wasteful, etc... ...

Well, that's not fair, some people expressed concern about the size and cooling of Series X...

The issue I see potentially with XSX is either it’s space vertically or airflow when laid horizontally due to other devices sitting close by and potentially blocking the flow of hot air...

Vertically... mmmh, maybe on a nearby shelf or on the floor. It could take the space of my PS3 on the bottom shelf to the right of my Denon AVR (trusty good ol’ X2300W), but I am lucky as it would have space to its right to push heat out and space on the other side to suck cooler air in. I would be kind of concerned for the weight put on that glass shelf though...

You'd definitely better keep the PS5 away from that glass shelf.

 

[deriks]

PS2 "fat" was big, PS3 "fat" was even bigger and both were hot (ooohhhh ). I still don't see what's the problem with PS5 being big, that big or whatever. It's just a fuck*ing plastic box to play video games.

Like it get it, don't like don't get. It's just simple as that. People have some serious problems in the world today: stop breathing, the PS5 is big!

But at the time, Xbox was just a little bigger

Now is:

 

[I Love Rock 'n' Roll]

The hilarity was that when the large XSX was unveiled people bent over backwards to justify why having the biggest box possible was great and showed how much the company cared about heat dissipation and cooling as well as low fan noise.

Unsurprisingly, that size is now the perfect sweet spot and anything bigger or smaller is just a waste, wrong, ugly, wasteful, etc... ...

Ok.i thought people hated it because it was a fuc*ing clone of the GameCube, one of the most hated and uglier hardware ever. At least, it was not compare to the Mac Cube.

Still, the SX is fuck*ng ugly. No matter how PS5 is big, the XS is just killing my eyes anytime i see one.

 

[yurqqa]

My uncle's cousin's dad's brother-in-law's auntie's son is a janitor at Sony and he says you're lying.

 

[I Love Rock 'n' Roll]

But at the time, Xbox was just a little bigger

Now is:

Beware, you're looking at a video console (aka PS5).
Posts of the front of both consoles tell an other story... but, yeah... okey... console form factor is now bad... okey...

 

[Pippelipeikko]

I wonder if the PS5 will now be manufactured in Japan like the first batch of PS4 were? Now that people are giving Chinese manufacturing a bit of side eye, this would be a great opportunity to make them at home.

 

[bhunachicken]

It's too big.

That's what she said.

 

[CAB_Life]

Why is it so fucking big? Or are those men dwarfs? I don’t have the space for something the size of a PC tower with an even weirder shape. If that’s somewhat to spec, I’m actually kind of annoyed.

 

[SaucyJack]

I know it is impossible to make myself believed. Just like how no one will believe that I saw Eiji Aonuma walking jauntily down the street in Kyoto.

I met Hideo Kojima when he was on a train from London to Guildford. He was on his way to visit Media Molecule.

Completely irrelevant, but true story.

 

[Scotty W]

I met Hideo Kojima when he was on a train from London to Guildford. He was on his way to visit Media Molecule.

Completely irrelevant, but true story.

#BelieveSaucyJack

 

[Batiman]

Probably the ugliest console I’ve ever seen.

 

[Panajev2001a]

Well, that's not fair, some people expressed concern about the size and cooling of Series X...




You'd definitely better keep the PS5 away from that glass shelf.

Hehe, there is a high chance I may not have space for it. I am not a fan of its shape or size (because of its shape and there are issues with how it does not blend in with my equipment at all), but nice try stalker .

Depending on BC support at launch and real size and thus what console goes and how I can rearrange things or not... well , I guess we will have to wait and see.

 

[Scotty W]

Probably the ugliest console I’ve ever seen.

Then you, my friend, have not seen many consoles.

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[Batiman]

Then you, my friend, have not seen many consoles.

Seen them all since the 80s my friend. This seems like it comes from 1999

 

[toker818]

Fake pics

 

[Lordani66]

http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=27e59bfada79a1e27dc4e462ee5afa560fab31e5.736712&fmt=ela

The entire Playstation seems out of place here but what is mostly making me think it's a fake, is the green rectangle on top left of the "PS5", making it possible that the PS5 logo was added.

 

[and 3 others]

That was confirmed fake, several times now. Check out the reeeeera thread.

This is the real one, before it was photoshopped.

That absolute legend even moved the dudes head to the side!!!

 

[mitch1971]

It might look big, but remember guys none of these workers are taller than 4'11''.