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Football Thread 13/14 |OT16| ''I tried to push him away with my head.''

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How did Two and a Half Men go from watchable middle of the road sitcom to an endless stream of vulgarity? Its about as clever as Bottom now, only without the lovable characters and entertainment value.
 

Zabojnik

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you're going the wrong way!

go 'up' to and ring the bell.

Why is it the wrong way? I mean, I'm dying a lot, but I'm also learning and getting some nice loot (spear, a decent shield, ...) in that skeleton graveyard. I know I have to ring the bell up high, but eh, I'm having fun. :p
 

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Why is it the wrong way? I mean, I'm dying a lot, but I'm also learning and getting some nice loot (spear, a decent shield, ...) in that skeleton graveyard. I know I have to ring the bell up high, but eh, I'm having fun. :p

hahah but you're not supposed to go there (catacombs) now!

the skeletons will keep reforming until you use a divine weapon or...something else. *blank*
 
I think that, if he'll actually move, it'll be to one of the top 3-4 clubs in Europe. Milan might get back that status in four or five years, if everything goes according to plan. I always liked him, I remember having him at Ajax when I was their manager in FM a few years ago, he was incredible.

Oh well, Mastour will do. We'll play the deciding round with him.


That's exactly what I want to write when I post here most of the time. A couple of edits then I stop caring :p

I dread him leaving. He's a cunt, but he's absolutely brilliant. Got entertainment value coming out of his arse. I mean, Sturride's goals per minute ratio is almost as good, but some of the stuff Suarez pulls off is ridiculous to go along with his effectiveness. Its like he's playing the game in slow motion, recognising every single mis-step or momentary shift of body-balance, and using it to push the ball past a defender.

He's boss.

Give us De Jong and we'll talk :p
 

Zabojnik

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hahah but you're not supposed to go there (catacombs) now!

the skeletons will keep reforming until you use a divine weapon or...something else. *blank*

Loooool, I think I just had my first 'NOPE' Dark Souls moment. Made it to the entrance below, turned back immediately upon enterning the cave. Fuuuuuck.

Wait, so the enemies respawn every time you die, right?
 

confuziz

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Why am I craving salty liquorice all of the sudden

brownies all the way bro

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You need to buy these at your local Albert Heijn. Godlike.
 

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Loooool, I think I just had my first 'NOPE' Dark Souls moment. Made it to the entrance below, turned back immediately upon enterning the cave. Fuuuuuck.

Wait, so the enemies respawn every time you die, right?

LOOOOOOL

Yes. But these skeletons respawn anyway even if you're alive, unless you kill their Necromancer (I just remembered!), use divine weapons or a certain item you might acquire later on.
 
Loooool, I think I just had my first 'NOPE' Dark Souls moment. Made it to the entrance below, turned back immediately upon enterning the cave. Fuuuuuck.

Wait, so the enemies respawn every time you die, right?
Wait until you get to Tomb of the Giants.

Talking "make you stop playing the game" level of bullshittery there.
 

Hixx

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Very nice! Yaya and Vinnie are the players I'd really love to have.

I actually got him in a pack the other day and I feel like he's worse than Koscielny *shrug*

I can't be bothered to go on the website but my team atm is:

Lloris

Zabaleta
Luiz
Kompany
Clichy

Fellaini

Gerrard
Oscar

Lamela
Negredo
Willian

Two most expensive players are the two most underwhelming (Willian 23k+, Kompany 30k+). Negredo is ace, though.

Subs: Begovic, Baines, Koscielny, Sandro, Wilshere, Benteke, Walcott
Res: Kaboul, Sterling, Sagna, Altidore, Podolski

Any upgrades from there are going to cost 60k+ :(
 
I dread him leaving. He's a cunt, but he's absolutely brilliant. Got entertainment value coming out of his arse. I mean, Sturride's goals per minute ratio is almost as good, but some of the stuff Suarez pulls off is ridiculous to go along with his effectiveness. Its like he's playing the game in slow motion, recognising every single mis-step or momentary shift of body-balance, and using it to push the ball past a defender.

He's boss.

Give us De Jong and we'll talk :p

De Jong?

Fiiiiiiiiiiine. Him, a couple of milions and half of Galliani's son bag of chips eaten during the Juve game. Seems like a good deal to me.
 

Splatt

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I tried playing Dark Souls on PC. I managed to beat the tutorial mission and in the next area I started hitting some guy who was sitting on a rock and wouldn't shut up about something unimportant.

He killed me in 2 hits and I haven't played the game since...
 

Hixx

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Can you remember when I made a post about my nan and dementia?

Tonight she has phoned the police accusing us of stealing her bank card and going on holiday (after accusing my mother of stealing medicine for about 2 months) last week. And they are on their way to my house now.

It is so, so hard to not be furious with her now. The reason of her being ill is starting to not feel like it's enough of one.
 

WJD

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First night out in fucking ages tonight.

Got Led Zep on, whiskey on the go and I've had a fucking sensational trim of my pubes.

See you all on the other side to watch us draw 1-1 with WBA.
 

Wilbur

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Can you remember when I made a post about my nan and dementia?

Tonight she has phoned the police accusing us of stealing her bank card and going on holiday (after accusing my mother of stealing medicine for about 2 months) last week. And they are on their way to my house now.

It is so, so hard to not be furious with her now. The reason of her being ill is starting to not feel like it's enough of one.

That's awful, man. Sorry to hear that.
 

Hixx

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Must've missed it, I'm currently in Undead Burg.

It's a low-chance drop off a Black Knight in... argh I can't remember the name of the place. If you know the route you can get there in 10 mins but if it's your first play through you won't find him for hours.
 

Meier

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I actually got him in a pack the other day and I feel like he's worse than Koscielny *shrug*

Two most expensive players are the two most underwhelming (Willian 23k+, Kompany 30k+). Negredo is ace, though.
Funny how that works. Mirallas has really great stats and is obviously a great player in real life but I haven't been all that impressed with him in FUT. I've played with City in seasons a little bit and was happy with Kompany but doubt I'll ever get the money to buy him.

Like you, Negredo has been great for me but only had him for like 5 matches or so. I got Agger as one of the first rares I bought since he was cheap and he's been awesome. Incredible at heading away balls.
 

Hixx

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Fuck my post looks really tasteless next to Hixx's.

Sorry to hear that man :(

Hahah don't worry about it, I am sitting here with radio 1 on and a mug of tea.

I just wish they'd hurry up so we can tell them the crack and I can get back to South Park.
 

TeddyBoy

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I remember you posting about your grandmother a while back Hixx, I can't imagine how you must feel :(

Have a good night WJD :)

@3Sixty: Welcome to Man united? :S
 
Funny how that works. Mirallas has really great stats and is obviously a great player in real life but I haven't been all that impressed with him in FUT. I've played with City in seasons a little bit and was happy with Kompany but doubt I'll ever get the money to buy him.
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For CB's try IF Reid or IF Caulker.

For a budget Cahill, Sakho and Smalling will work or Luiz if you can get on with the WR.
 

Hixx

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That's where it dropped for me.

I thought the one in the Burg dropped a lance/spear?

fuck I was going to wait for the PC version of DS2 but I just can't. Going to wait until monday and see if it goes any lower than £33 before I order PS3 version.
 

Walshy

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Haven't played either game. Got Dark Souls in my Steam library, but I haven't found the time or interest to play it yet. You don't need to play every game.
Don't you find it annoying though when you pay for something and don't use it?

That's why I don't really stockpile games for my backlog much anymore when I've got little time to play them. Just feel like it's a waste of money otherwise.
 

LTWheels

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-----------------Hart----------------------
Johnson - Cahill - Jagielka - Baines
-----------------Gerrard-----------------
Henderson - Wheelchair - Lallana

----------Sturridge - Rooney----------

/Prandelli

I would like Liverppol to raid Soton

So would I. Lallana and Shaw please.
 

Walshy

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So would I.
Part of me wouldn't like it though. Southampton are a great little side, seeing all the vultures pick off their best players will be an awful thing to see. Would rather see how far they can go with their team and maybe get one of their players in the process.

The Anfield Wrap made a great analogy of how they are a lot like we have been since we've dropped out of the Champions League: can play really well and beat the big teams but are generally awful against the weaker teams in the league with the exception of this season of course.
 

Barzul

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-----------------Hart----------------------
Johnson - Cahill - Jagielka - Baines
-----------------Gerrard-----------------
Henderson - Wheelchair - Lallana

----------Sturridge - Rooney----------

/Prandelli

I would like Liverppol to raid Soton

I'd have Shaw for Baines. Good team overall though.
 
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