CleverGirl
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Who knew the vibrator had such classy roots? I have to see this movie now.
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Professor Beef
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I...I mean...wait...huh? What in the world? :lol
Don't you want to visit a doctor everytime you want to masturbate?
Professor Beef
Banned
That's a terrible reason to want to visit a doctor!
I know I'd want to visit MY doctor for...
Wait a minute, all of my doctors have been old ladies with frizzy hair. D:
edit: How about we go in for some "Hellooooooo nurse!" instead.
Professor Beef
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You're going to get that song in my head and I'm going to hate you as a result!
I can support this idea.
The Anti-Monitor
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So many porn movies make sense now.Vibrators were originally recommended for women to "calm them down" due to "hysteria."
Clitoral stimulation.
What did EviLore delete?
Shanshan, if you have no problem to do it in oral, then don't worry, it's not a movie so you don't have to finish at the same time.
Omg, that looks hilarious. May 18th? Is it in theatres, or just gonna show up on DVD?
That stalky dude from the Dating Age thread (the one who grabbed some chick's arm in a supermarket) posted his story in here because he thought this was the place to talk about it.
shanshan310
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My doctor is a buff ex military guy in his late 30s called Dr Valentine. I'm not even joking.
My doctor is a buff ex military guy in his late 30s called Dr Valentine. I'm not even joking.
Shop around and turn this into a
nonpornographic
BladeWorker
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I can't decide if I'd find that appealing or intimidating as a patient.My doctor is a buff ex military guy in his late 30s called Dr Valentine. I'm not even joking.
Good Job Bob
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It'd be nice to get some female opinions on this:
"Girls Guide to The Avengers" Sexist tripe or cutesy satire?
"Girls Guide to The Avengers" Sexist tripe or cutesy satire?
Devolution
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Asking the wrong crowd. I'm betting most of girlgaf knows who those characters are so the article is already lost on us.
Charoncaori
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I find anything referring to me as "girlfriend" inherently offensive, but that doctored poster art is hilarious.
Taking my boyfriend and 2 other guy friends to see it at midnight tomorrow. I've been psyched for this since Iron Man. As long as it's silly crazy awesome, I'll be satisfied.
Taking my boyfriend and 2 other guy friends to see it at midnight tomorrow. I've been psyched for this since Iron Man. As long as it's silly crazy awesome, I'll be satisfied.
Tony Stark and Thor are going to be competing for my attention, heh.
Not even by your bf?
Charoncaori
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He's the sole exception. =P He's not really a "thing", though...
shanshan310
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My boyfriend doesn't.
Got a sentence in and already feel kind of offended. The only reason girls would see a super hero movie is if their boyfriend took them?
I'm going to see it tomorrow ><
Devolution
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Nah it already makes the concession that many women would see this of their own volition, it's for the ones not all that interested. It's just a really shitty article so it's not really satirical, witty or tongue in cheek.
I glanced at it but didn't really read it. I'm not into superheroes but I'm sure I know more than the average girl (if only by association.) I don't think there is anything wrong with a guide like that existing, though I would think if anyone was really interested in knowing more would be able to find that information fairly easily. Besides, generally superhero movies are able to be enjoyed without having a lot of background knowledge. You might not get some in-jokes, but I don't think that's necessary.
CleverGirl
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I like how they told me what stupid girl things not to say (they know me so well) and instead gave me some good after-movie chit-chat so that I can relate to my bf on this issue (not like we just sat through the same movie or anything).
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
It would feel strange and somewhat awkward if I weren't allowed to refer to my girlfriend as, you know, my girlfriend. Is it really that patronizing for women? Honest question.
Femmeworth
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It really bothers me when a guy says, "my woman." I think "girlfriend" is perfectly acceptable, though I wouldn't mind a move away from gender specific terms like that.
Vermillion
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Don't girls say their "boyfriend," though?
"So the other day I was out shopping with my lover, Femmeworth. "
That sounds weird
Good Job Bob
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I don't like "my woman" either. Nothing wrong with "my girlfriend" though
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
But what about gender specific terms like wife?
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Femmeworth
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Yes, they do. I'm not saying that is wrong either.
That doesn't sound weird to me at all."So the other day I was out shopping with my lover, Femmeworth. "
That sounds weird
Well, "wife" and "husband" don't work quite so well with lesbian and gay couples. Not to mention there are people out there that don't identify as either gender.
timetokill
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How about "my lady" or "lady friend"?
every time you say something like that 3.5 hours seems a little shorter.That doesn't sound weird to me at all.
And I agree on the gay and lesbian issue. I don't like the word wife because wont me and her both be wives?
Femmeworth
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In order to be fair, I shouldn't like "my lady" either. It has a better connotation, though. "Lady friend" seems fine. I can't speak for all girls, though.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
If both people don't mind using the term to refer to the other, I don't see why not. But I can see why it could be an issue.
Femmeworth
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I didn't mean to imply that it can't work, just to be clear.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
I know, was replying more to Billie.
My boyfriend calls me "wife" even though we're not married. I think it confuses people sometimes. But I think it's not so uncommon in German? In German wife/woman are the same word (as well as husband/man) and I've heard other non-married couples refer to each other this way (not that my German is that great.)
A friend of my calls her boyfriend (and fiance now, I guess) "The Boy". She never refers to him by name. D:
A friend of my calls her boyfriend (and fiance now, I guess) "The Boy". She never refers to him by name. D:
shanshan310
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eeeeek! Mark Ruffalo <3
If he called me "hey, girlfriend" I would find that weird. I don't have a problem with being referred to in conversation as that, but boyfriend/girlfriend feels so bubblegum and high school-y. I don't think it adequately describes our relationship. He's referred to me as his other half sometimes, which gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside -w-
Zoe
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I've never agreed with this, but usually when someone complains about this kind of thing, it's because the other person is saying "MY girlfriend", as if they're a possession. I think it's silly though and would only be insulting under specific circumstances.
There are gender-neutral terms, BTW-partner and significant other.
KungFuBill
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Well, that was a good point to check out the lady thread... I've been seeing the person I like to call my boyfriend for nealry a year now and he's still closed off from calling me his "girlfriend" and pretty closed off emotionally period.
If I'm being honest here it does upset me if I end up thinking about it too much, I know he "likes being with me" but sometimes I'd like to hear a bit more than just that ya know.
Girl/boyriend generally is fine with me, though I tend to use his name/surname when discussing him with other friends etc. I'm generally not into nicknames or pet names
EDIT: just noticed the Avengers chat - I've caught it twice in the last week and both times REALLY enjoyed it! Note, I went on my own the first time and I TOOK HIM the second time (heh!)
If I'm being honest here it does upset me if I end up thinking about it too much, I know he "likes being with me" but sometimes I'd like to hear a bit more than just that ya know.
Girl/boyriend generally is fine with me, though I tend to use his name/surname when discussing him with other friends etc. I'm generally not into nicknames or pet names
EDIT: just noticed the Avengers chat - I've caught it twice in the last week and both times REALLY enjoyed it! Note, I went on my own the first time and I TOOK HIM the second time (heh!)
I thought that was just to keep away me and InfiniteNine! D:
Haha, no, that's a pretty regular thing! Sometimes when he wakes up he says "Good morning, wife."
BladeWorker
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I see a DTR in your future.
Why god why at that thread on the Cracked article?!
Also, I don't want to post in there, but I'm pretty much the exact opposite of everything they're saying. ~Women don't have to work at getting laid~. Lol. I'm pretty sure I'd have to either offer a guy money or maybe threaten his life to get him to go out with me. Oop.
And someone just put out there that ~dressing provocatively~ is like totally asking to be sexually assaulted.
Goddamnit.
Also, I don't want to post in there, but I'm pretty much the exact opposite of everything they're saying. ~Women don't have to work at getting laid~. Lol. I'm pretty sure I'd have to either offer a guy money or maybe threaten his life to get him to go out with me. Oop.
And someone just put out there that ~dressing provocatively~ is like totally asking to be sexually assaulted.
Goddamnit.
Femmeworth
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Oh jeez. Did Devolution bail out yet?
Not to sound like a creep, but I saw your post in the pictures thread and you're cute, so maybe it's a self confidence thing. If you don't look confident people won't ask you out? I don't know...
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