SafeOrAlone
Banned
This shit is so bad that I got a Game Pass refund.
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GTA: The Trilogy - Definitive Edition |OT| Ah shit, here we go again
rofif
Can’t Git Gud
This is fake? right ?!
Kagoshima_Luke
Gold Member
Holy shit, this is secretly a Katamari Damacy sequel.
ResurrectedContrarian
Suffers with mild autism
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
It must be the Switch version.
VulcanRaven
Member
I wonder how that car thing happens? Is it a glitch or some funny easter egg feature?
MidGenRefresh
*Refreshes biennially
Lazy bastards.
ResurrectedContrarian
Suffers with mild autism
waquzy
Member
Nope.
MidGenRefresh
*Refreshes biennially
Unbelievable.
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Majormaxxx
Member
The Nutt/donut scene and the floppy disk are embarrassing...
waquzy
Member
GTA Definitive Edition is an absolute shitshow... never seen anything like it before, quite possibly the laziest port of all time.
Son_of_Zardoz
Banned
Downloaded GTA:SA (GamePass), played about 10 min, deleted, trying to wipe its existence from my mind.
rofif
Can’t Git Gud
Majormaxxx
Member
Agree that this is an absolute disaster...
But I've witnessed a few worse ports:
-FEAR on ps3. Really ugly. Especially offensive since the game on pc was heralded for its graphics. But at least fully playable.
-Shadow of Mordor oh ps3/360 - not only ugly but also unplayably choppy. What's worse is that the ugliness and abysmal framerate shows itself as early as the intro mission.
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Nicktendo86
Member
My contribution to this shit show
Rocco Schiavone
Member
Modders >>>>> Crap Street Games
RCU005
Member
Something I really hate about this remaster's situation and poor state is people's opinion that performance is better than graphics.
Take Assassin's Creed Unity at release:
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This game was criticized to oblivion and Ubisoft had to patch it ASAP. It was also the cause of Ubisoft deciding to not release a game each year, and what led to the "soft-reboot" with Assassin's Creed Origins.
However, people now are like: Damn this game runs at 60fps, it's great!! WTH?! These kind of things don't have any room for acceptance whatsoever. In fact, what the hell is Cyberpunk being nominated for any freaking award on the VGA? (Even if those are stupid in general?).
That just allows the publishers and developers to continue the trend of realizing games in so piss poor quality and charge full price!!
Everyone should be pissed at this remaster. Even if it was $10 but specially at $60!! Also, even if you got it on Game Pass, shouldn't get a free pass, because there's also need for quality games in there.
Take Assassin's Creed Unity at release:
This game was criticized to oblivion and Ubisoft had to patch it ASAP. It was also the cause of Ubisoft deciding to not release a game each year, and what led to the "soft-reboot" with Assassin's Creed Origins.
However, people now are like: Damn this game runs at 60fps, it's great!! WTH?! These kind of things don't have any room for acceptance whatsoever. In fact, what the hell is Cyberpunk being nominated for any freaking award on the VGA? (Even if those are stupid in general?).
That just allows the publishers and developers to continue the trend of realizing games in so piss poor quality and charge full price!!
Everyone should be pissed at this remaster. Even if it was $10 but specially at $60!! Also, even if you got it on Game Pass, shouldn't get a free pass, because there's also need for quality games in there.
Solarstrike
Gold Member
delirium trigger
Member
I just got the mansion in VC. I've had one crash. Really enjoying it. I think people forget that the original games were ahead of their time but they weren't perfect. The remaster plays like the original, looks a lot better, and the controls are up to date.
dotnotbot
Member
Good material for anyone who claims that this "plays just like originals". No, it doesn't.
And it doesn't cover everything, like the fact that swimming is too slow, cars blow up faster, difficulty is dumbed down, some minigames are broken etc.
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AeonGaidenRaiden
Member
I see a lot of hate for all this jank but it makes me want to play the game even more. Its like they added extra comedy to the whole thing lol.
Majormaxxx
Member
Yes but then frame pacing problems make the driving unpleasant.
nowhat
Member
To interact with Sony customer support WRT refunds, you'll have to get the actual physical form to apply for a refund. It's on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard."
Yes, that's a quote from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, not being too serious here
sertopico
Member
You forgot to mention the cabinet is surrounded by lava with laser shooting killer sharks swimming into it.
SCB3
Member
I swear this was a bug in the Original as well
Skifi28
Member
Or a demaster from the looks of things.
SCB3
Member
Such a shame, Vice City is legit one of my favorite games and I've love to play it like this!
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
From what I read in the comments, it seems so.
Yes it's from the original John from DF confirmed it.
Kenpachii
Member
dotnotbot
Member
Aren't these mods for originals only?
I've seen some mods are already available for DE like fix for rain intensity or these:
But considering how T2 treated modders in the past they might not bother with more advanced fixes. Nothing more pleasant than a DMCA after months or years of hard work.
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nkarafo
Member
So let me get this straight, they couldn't figure out that the hexagon shape was the correct one and they smoothed it out thinking it's low poly?
Or they just applied this to everything, automatically, without a care in the world?
JayK47
Member
Hope they combine these types of fixes at some point.Aren't these mods for originals only?
I've seen some mods are already available for DE like fix for rain intensity or these:
But considering how T2 treated modders in the past they might not bother with more advanced fixes. Nothing more pleasant than a DMCA after months or years of hard work.
MidGenRefresh
*Refreshes biennially
Thank you Rockstar, very cool!
Rocco Schiavone
Member
5 mediocre
SafeOrAlone
Banned
My cynical side says: I doubt it took them this much time to review the game, considering they don't always finish the games they review, and you pretty much know what you're getting when you hop into this one. They were desperately waiting for Rockstar to release a quick-fix patch, but finally had to just give the game a crappy score. Why else would they miss out on all those day-1-2 clicks they love?
Alter_Fridge
Member
A de-saster?
ManaByte
Gold Member
Rockstar is notorious for strong-arming review scores. I remember when IGN gave Vice City a 9.7 and Rockstar tried to strong-arm them into changing it to a 10.
Crazy that modders are already fixing the game better than GSG/R*, for free and with fewer resources.Aren't these mods for originals only?
I've seen some mods are already available for DE like fix for rain intensity or these:
But considering how T2 treated modders in the past they might not bother with more advanced fixes. Nothing more pleasant than a DMCA after months or years of hard work.
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