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[Umbasaborne]

Their relationship was always vague. A friendly kiss on the cheek here and there, promises of “”cake”” and what not. However, after peach turned his thirsty ass away at the end of mario odyssey, it seems as if she has finally grown desperate enough to commit to a full time thing with him. Maybe she was getting old, worried that her opprotunity to have kids was going to come and go if she waited to long. So, in an act of desperation, she finally accepted mario’s advances. Now “what proof do you have!?” Your probably thinking.

well in two Mario and mario adjacent games released since odyssey its clear they have grown closer.

exhibit A: Luigis mansion 3

exhibit B: Mario golf super rush

the proof is there, its in the numbers.
Mario and peach are indeed going to pound down, he is balls deep in her mushroom kingdom. She’s making him get bigger with her “fire flower”.

 

[kingpotato]

 

[Banjo64]

You don’t make physical contact like that unless you want a good fucking.

 

[MagiusNecros]

Mario lore runs deep.

Spoiler: Such a shame

That Peach will marry her one true love whose name is Waluigi

 

[Dick Jones]

Mario is a simp. Accept it.

 

[Ikutachi]

Bowser got down with her, because who’s the mother of his Koopa kids in 3? When Bowser Jr. told Peach in Sunshine that she’s his mother, even if that wasn’t the truth, she didn’t deny it as if it was possible.

 

[Umbasaborne]

Bowser got down with her, because who’s the mother of his Koopa kids in 3? When Bowser Jr. told Peach in Sunshine that she’s his mother, even if that wasn’t the truth, she didn’t deny it as if it was possible.

Shit thats true, she straight up implied that she fucked bowser so many times that she was like “fuck it, yeah its possible this little shit is mine”

 

[Lupin3]

I guess OP missed the alternate ending in Ho-tel Mario.

 

[Kagoshima_Luke]

 

[GymWolf]

 

[kanjobazooie]

They might be asexuals, what do you know. Like some lizards.

Bowser is a lizard, right? So he too might be asexual.

 

[TKOFromTokyo]

 

[Pejo]

Peach x Bowser is canon, sorry OP.

 

[Corgi1985]

After all the shit mario has to go through she better put out

 

[Captain Toad]

They might be asexuals, what do you know. Like some lizards.

Bowser is a lizard, right? So he too might be asexual.

He gets a boner everytime he sees Peach, so I doubt this.

 

[kretos]

 

[Banjo64]

I guess OP missed the alternate ending in Ho-tel Mario.

 

[Kataploom]

I don't think they do and still are more than you, OP... WTF is this LMAO

 

[ThatStupidLion]

I dont know which conspiracy is worse:

this or MacAfee's suicide

 

[Spidey Fan]

I guess OP missed the alternate ending in Ho-tel Mario.

 

[Umbasaborne]

I guess OP missed the alternate ending in Ho-tel Mario.

Oh no, this is the worst time line

 

[GymWolf]

I guess OP missed the alternate ending in Ho-tel Mario.

 

[Astral Dog]

twist: Princess Peach really is in love with Daisy

 

[Umbasaborne]

“ don't think they do and still are more than you, OP... WTF is this LMAO

Your mom would disagree with that.

 

[Dr. Kitty Muffins]

Like Goofy?

 

[Umbasaborne]

Like Goofy?

 

[cireza]

promises of “”cake””

Are you implying promises of a “”(bu)cake”” ?

 

[Umbasaborne]

twist: Princess Peach really is in love with Daisy

The best one knows shes too good for the ratchet ass inhabitants of the mushroom kingdom

 

[Rat Rage]

Mario deserves it. The dude is constantly risking his life to save her. Peach better gives him some sweet love!

 

[Umbasaborne]

Are you implying promises of a “”(bu)cake”” ?

I always assumed cake was code for b-hole tbh

 

[Danjin44]

Wow, you guys seem bored.

 

[Umbasaborne]

Wow, you guys seem bored.

 

[cireza]

Wow, you guys seem bored.

That's only today though. Scarlet Nexus releases tomorrow.

 

[Umbasaborne]

He gets a boner everytime he sees Peach, so I doubt this.

 

[Danjin44]

If imagining Peach and Mario fucking as idea of "fun" then carry one, don't let me stop you.

 

[Umbasaborne]

If imagining Peach and Mario fucking as idea of "fun" then carry one, don't let me stop you.

My idea of fun is writing donkey kong/candy kong fan fics. This is meant to be a scholarly
Discussion about the sex lives of these beloved cartoon childrens characters. Obviously your iq is too low to engage us in such a high concept discussion

 

[PSFan]

Luigi and Daisy are the better couple.

 

[Umbasaborne]

Luigi and Daisy are the better couple.

Daisy is settling because she respects peach too much to go for her man. It was him, waluigi, or wario. If she was feeling brave, she could have gone for yoshi or dk. Dont know what the mushroom kingdoms policy is around beastiality

 

[kyliethicc]

 

[RaptorGTA]

I laughed for waaay too long on this image.

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

I think she just went through a breakup so she’s using him as emotional support since he’s so readily available. Plus she has a broken toilet so she’s hoping to get a freebie.

At best she might put out 1 time if she’s drunk. She will get rid of him as soon as she finds a dude she’s actually interested in.

 

[Kuranghi]

 

[GeorgPrime]

Mario lore runs deep.

Spoiler: Such a shame

That Peach will marry her one true love whose name is Waluigi

Stockholm syndrome will be in full effect when she marries Bowser

 

[RoboFu]

whatever helps you masturbate at night op.

 

[JimmyF]

Don't know where this thread is going, but I have a big dick.

 

[Dave_at_Home]

Why did I click on this...

 

[Umbasaborne]

whatever helps you masturbate at night op.

 

[Halo is Back]

If you think Mario was gonna do all that BS to save her just to never get some action, you got another thing coming

 

[Bo_Hazem]

I think since 1980's he's saved her ass enough to deserve some of that saved ass.

 

[Interfectum]