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[fersnake]

specting some type of dōjinshi in here xD

 

[AREYOUOKAY?]

 

[Kholinar]

If imagining Peach and Mario fucking as idea of "fun" then carry one, don't let me stop you.

Would you rather a thinly-veiled console warring thread instead?

 

[BouncyFrag]

Mario lore runs deep.

Spoiler: Such a shame

That Peach will marry her one true love whose name is Waluigi

 

[Davevil]

If mario marries Peach he become the King... or would he renounce the throne?

 

[mancstheps5fanboy]

what??

when did i miss this?

has mario got a a moustache above his penis?

does peach , shave her peach!?

 

[GreatnessRD]

I hope my mans Mario isn't down that bad. Don't let that thot spin the bend after she had all her fun with them other guys. Now she wanna settle down with you after she's ran through. Hold steady, Mario! Hold fuckin' steady, pley-boi.

 

[Farawayfromhell]

Mario would deserve it anyway ...

 

[yurinka]

Mario is a virgin simp, Peach fucks with Bowser instead, she is always with him and Mario always has to go to find her at Bowser's home.

 

[Outlier]

Peach x Bowser is canon, sorry OP.

Peach is attracted to Bowser, because he's the bad boy. Which explains why she keeps getting "captured" by him.

Then every time she realizes that bad boys are bad for relationships she'll call on nice guy Mario, to "rescue" her.

Like a good simp Mario rises to the occasion, in hopes that this time he'll get a handy, only for Peach to give him a hug and tells him how much she values their friendship.

Then when she inevitably gets bored of Mario, Peach will have bad boy Bowser give her the excitement she craves.

The cycle repeats...

College level drama trash.

None of these characters ever grow up.

At least we can enjoy their endless misery.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Thread of the year

 

[TheBomb]

I know this is not related, but bad words okay? Lol

 

[Julius Ibidus]

I know this is not related, but bad words okay? Lol

you can say any word you want except NIPPLE. these guys really don't like that word, go figure...

 

[TheBomb]

you can say any word you want except NIPPLE. these guys really don't like that word, go figure...

 

[Julius Ibidus]

I KNEW IT!!! you'll fit right in just fine, pal!

 

[Woggleman]

Mario is the biggest simp in video game history.

 

[Umbasaborne]

I know this is not related, but bad words okay? Lol

Fuck shit ball shit fuck bitch

ps: ass