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[Spidey Fan]

 

[Isleofsancroy]

You forgot that she was sitting next to Mario on the plane in Sunshine. There's nothing here.

 

[Umbasaborne]

You forgot that she was sitting next to Mario on the plane in Sunshine. There's nothing here.

Yeah, but they werent bumping all over eachother like they were on that bus...

 

[Saber]

Also know Mastah simp or simpnator.

Gandalf once said: the lord of all simps.

 

[Petaya Berry]

Probably. And this do not annoy me beucase I only fapped to Peach once.

I would be probably a bit annoyed if it was with Rosalina or Daisy. Both are still virgins in my mind and Rosalina is always having some "action" around here.

 

[McRazzle]

They might be asexuals, what do you know. Like some lizards.

Bowser is a lizard, right? So he too might be asexual.

Bowser is a turtle, hence the shell.

 

[IDKFA]

I'd love to see Nintendo really run with this. Most Nintendo fans are adults anyway, so why not?

Who wouldn't want to see Nintendo porn featuring a threesome between, Mario, Peach and Luigi? Yes please!

 

[kingkaiser]

Who wouldn't want to see Nintendo porn featuring a threesome between, Mario, Peach and Luigi? Yes please!

 

[01011001]

Nah, Mario is a dick... if anything she's boning Luigi...

 

[GametimeUK]

Bruh Mario isn't getting anything. The man is sleeping in a separate room in Luigi's Mansion 3. Sorry to debunk your thread, OP.

 

[VAVA Mk2]

I laughed for waaay too long on this image.

I heard him say it in his voice as I read it LOL

 

[Holammer]

I choose the impossible, I chose... Mario X Bowsette.

 

[01011001]

I choose the impossible, I chose... Mario X Bowsette.

Mario x Sonic is obviously the superior ship!

 

[DonF]

Peach has been jumping on that shroom, if you know what I'm saying.

 

[carlosrox]

To me it was kinda implied she woulda said yes if Bowser didn't cock block.

Plus mere moments later she called Mario back to come with her so clearly she's still with him.

And he wouldn't propose outta nowhere if they were just friends. So doesn't that pretty much confirm they're already in a relationship?

 

[Julius Ibidus]

i didn't ask for any of this. OP should be burned at the stake!

 

[01011001]

To me it was kinda implied she woulda said yes if Bowser didn't cock block.

Plus mere moments later she called Mario back to come with her so clearly she's still with him.

And he wouldn't propose outta nowhere if they were just friends. So doesn't that pretty much confirm they're already in a relationship?

they could be devout Christians and didn't fuck yet... so there you go xD

 

[FrozenFlame]

Mario x Sonic is obviously the superior ship!

♫ Take on me, (take on me)
Take me on, (take on me)
I'll be gone
In a day ♪

 

[justiceiro]

Op right now:

 

[Dirk Benedict]

This is what happens when the basement is left open.

 

[nush]

Mario lore runs deep.

Spoiler: Such a shame

That Peach will marry her one true love whose name is Waluigi

Listen up simps and "Nice guys".

 

[Umbasaborne]

I'd love to see Nintendo really run with this. Most Nintendo fans are adults anyway, so Bruh Mario isn't getting anything. The man is sleeping in a separate room in Luigi's Mansion 3. Sorry to debunk your thread, OP.

thats just to keep up appearances. She was gonna sneak into his room for some butt stuff before king boo got e’m

This is what happens when the basement is left open.

you never know what you might let out.

 

[Umbasaborne]

Listen up simps and "Nice guys".

what will the incels do when chad gets all the veronica stones?

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[VeganElduderino]

probably! , soon Mario will be Bi sexual and join the LGBQTTEETET club, cause that's the woke/hip thing to do now !

 

[Umbasaborne]

probably! , soon Mario will be Bi sexual and join the LGBQTTEETET club, cause that's the woke/hip thing to do now !

Yes, its hip to be attracted to people you were born attracted to? i think thats just people living their lives and being themselves, nothing wrong with that. Come on this is a fun, no need for that here

 

[VeganElduderino]

Yes, its hip to be attracted to people you were born attracted to? i think thats just people living their lives and being themselves, nothing wrong with that. Come on this is a fun, no need for that here

Sure but why bring sex in everything? Why ruin everything with sexual preferences? We are talking about Mario , not your life buddy
Enjoy whatever you like sexually , i don't give 2 shitz and neither should anyone, but they shouldn't turn everything into woke stuff.

 

[kiphalfton]

Based on the look in his eyes and pulling away, it appears as though he got to the stage in the relationship where he found out she's bat-shit crazy or a stage-5 clinger and wants nothing to do with her.

exhibit A: Luigis mansion 3

 

[CrustyBritches]

Mario touched her shoulder and did a barrel roll.

 

[AREYOUOKAY?]

twist: Princess Peach really is in love with Daisy

It's true.

Even the official Japanese Super Smash Brothers Melee website confirms this to be the case!

 

[01011001]

It's true.

Even the official Japanese Super Smash Brothers Melee website confirms this to be the case!

source:
速報スマブラ拳!! ： カメラモードコンテスト結果発表！ (nintendo.co.jp)

this was a contest for the best camera mode images that Nintando Japan held

this one is also... nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
速報スマブラ拳!! : カメラモードコンテスト結果発表！ (nintendo.co.jp)

edit: I also love this one lol
速報スマブラ拳!! : カメラモードコンテスト結果発表！ (nintendo.co.jp)

EDIT2: and this one was among the top ones in the contest it seems
速報スマブラ拳!! : カメラモードコンテスト結果発表！ (nintendo.co.jp)

 

[Cutty Flam]

Monty Mole and Shy Guy rule the underworld

 

[Kokoloko85]

Baby Mario confirmed his ages ago

 

[Umbasaborne]

It's true.

Even the official Japanese Super Smash Brothers Melee website confirms this to be the case!

 

[oagboghi2]

Where is this from?

 

[01011001]

Where is this from?

from an old Dorkly comic.
someone even dubbed it lol

Spoiler: FULL COMIC

 

[lh032]

Mario nose is bigger than his.....just think about it

 

[Meesh]

 

[e&e]

Why the hell is this GIF so funny!?

 

[ahtlas7]

I guess OP missed the alternate ending in Ho-tel Mario.

 

[TheMay30thMan]

I thought it was obvious after he trekked through multiple castles to rescue her.

 

[Zeroing]

What people do not know is when princes peach is not busy being kidnapped she’s a writer of erotic fan fiction about sonic!

 

[plank]

Its not even Sunday yet man.

 

[jigglet]

You don’t make physical contact like that unless you want a good fucking.

Exactly. The smart thing to do is to take this wisdom and apply it to real life.

 

[AMSCD]

Bruh Mario isn't getting anything. The man is sleeping in a separate room in Luigi's Mansion 3. Sorry to debunk your thread, OP.

The devastating truth.

 

[Shubh_C63]

Reminds me of this classic

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

He’s getting tail from…

 

[Panajev2001a]

Shit thats true, she straight up implied that she fucked bowser so many times that she was like “fuck it, yeah its possible this little shit is mine”

For the truly f-up meta commentary, how many offsprings has she given birth to? It is not exactly the most unremarkable thing that can happen to a woman.

Then again it is a game for kids and things like this are magic, possibly he could be the mother because by being close to Bowser and magic the Koopaling just somehow springs from the void somewhere… etc….

 

[Kamina]

I guess OP missed the alternate ending in Ho-tel Mario.

Source FFS

 

[kyussman]

I honestly doubt either of those characters has any genitals.