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[*Nightwing]

It’ll have Onlyfans instead of strip clubs

#thefutureishere

 

[Alpha Male]

I just want to remind everyone that the answer to most of life's problems is...

Strippers and Cocaine


Someone close to you dies?
STRIPPERS & COCAINE


You have the flu?
STRIPPERS & COCAINE


Just lost your job?
STRIPPERS & COCAINE


Want to reward yourself for doing yard work? STRIPPERS & COCAINE

 

[ReyBrujo]

Wanting to save some monthly money, eh?

 

[Fahdis]

Cant wait to see that 4K Vulva jump out of the screen on a man and a dick on a woman so I can get offended.

 

[Moses85]

OP like

 

[Pallas]

Strip clubs are kind of a staple, also plenty of girls attend strip clubs as well. I admit it’d be odd for a female to visit a prostitute … but I guess girls need loving too? And who the hell knows, maybe we will have male prostitutes for the first time.

 

[Ivory Samoan]

it wouldn't make sense with the "Bonnie and Clyde" theme they are going for

There may be certain things Bonnie won't do..so Clyde has to shuffle else where for those craven lustings.

Prozzies and Strip joints are part of everyday life, perfectly legal in most places isn't it? Or is it just us here in NZ and a handful of other places, I can never remember.

Side note: Married/Men with a partner are the highest percentage clientele for escorts, by a long way.

 

[Hudo]

I mean, it would be fucking weird for a game depicting shooting people, shootouts with the police, bank robberies (if they're going for the Bonnie & Clyde theme) and probably drug trafficking (it's set in GTA's equivalent of Miami, after all) but no prostitution and/or sex.

Either you go all-in and commit to your theme or you don't go in at all.

 

[CLW]

 

[realcool]

 

[Ge Os]

C'mon, it's like wondering if a Bethesda game will come out with tons of bugs.

 

[EverydayBeast]

8 years ago

 

[Angry_Megalodon]

Modern audiences don't go to those nefarious places.

Instead, you may attend gender and race theory seminars.

 

[Woggleman]

There will be but we will probably have male strippers and hooked action. Jason and Lucia might be able to call up a hooked for a threesome.

 

[DrFigs]

i dont think zoomers like sex. i read that they apparently hate it in movies.

 

[Evil Calvin]

'stirp' ? What is that?

 

[sendit]

I'm not worried. Strip club scene was also in the full trailer. I think its safe to say this game will have minimal to zero filter on sex, drugs, and violence.

 

[Camreezie]

My money is on there being a magic mike chippendales strip club for Lucia where they hang dong

 

[ajanke]

Considering the game takes place in Miami, there will be strip clubs lol

This. Also, couples go to strip clubs all the time together lol.

 

[Pancakes and Sausage]

I expect Rockstar to have a non binary LGTBQ2 strip joint where they totally make fun of the entire thing.

I expect meltdowns and it won’t matter because the game will sell hundreds of millions no matter what.

 

[Ikutachi]

 

[Don Carlo]

Please stop having too wild expectations from the game. You might end up disappointing yourself.

 

[Dr. Wilkinson]

I wouldn't be surprised if Rockstar omits them from GTA 6..

it wouldn't really make sense with the couple angle between Jason and Lucia

It wouldn't make sense for Lucia going to the strip club on her own or Jason....plus neither of them are going to do prostitution

I think Rockstar has matured with RDR 2 and I think that stuff was campy to the series...

It’s GTA, dude. Like, come on

 

[clarky]

The best GTA was Chinatown wars on the GBA.

All they need to do is remake those mechanic's for a modern engine, but no way do they have the balls to basically make a drug running simulator with a billion dollars lol.

 

[Pasta la Vista]

It isn't totally unusual for a couple or even women to patron a strip club. At least where I grew up. It would be really weird if it was omitted to be honest, considering this is basically fucking Miami.

 

[Shadowstar39]

Uh dude, you know what gta is about right? It's about the seedy underbelly of society. You really think hyper sexualized porn/strippers won't be in thr game set in Florida? For real? Who cares if it doesn't match them. Also what's to say she doesn't strip for a living before they met, or that they get in a fight and she works there or any other scenario or none at all. You kill people and you don't have a problem with that but oh no strippers...

Some reeeesetera level stuff right there, lol.

 

[dano1]

Of course they will.

 

[Gameplay Gods Bless]

I wouldn't be surprised if Rockstar omits them from GTA 6..

it wouldn't really make sense with the couple angle between Jason and Lucia

It wouldn't make sense for Lucia going to the strip club on her own or Jason....plus neither of them are going to do prostitution

I think Rockstar has matured with RDR 2 and I think that stuff was campy to the series...

Yea it's true strip clubs and prostitutes are for children, it's such immature stuff. Real adults are all about gangs, drugs, robbery, homicide and milking whales through MTX. You know, mature stuff for true adults.

Sex bad and for children. Murder and violence good and for real adults.

 

[Madonis]

Probably, but if not, then I'd expect more quasi-nudity and/or sex scenes in the main story so the net effect of any change is marginal.

 

[Hudo]

Chinatown wars on the GBA.

You mean DS (or PSP)?

Or do you mean GTA Advance for the GBA?

 

[Soodanim]

Picking up a prostitute in GTA was something I did once in 3 just to do it, but never did again because it was boring and there are far better ways to recover health without sitting there doing nothing.

The same applies to strip clubs in the games. I'm not sexually attracted to polygons, so I'm never going to get anything out of sitting there doing nothing.

I don't support their removal on moral grounds, but that doesn't stop them being incredibly boring.

 

[AeonGaidenRaiden]

OP makes constantly the DUMBEST comments and threads about GTA 6. The fact that he is so invested to talk about something nobody knows but then he spills out his logic....WHY wouldn't it make sense for Jason or Lucia to go into a strip club themselves. Have you ever been to a strip club OP? Do you think family men AND women don't go there to indulge? Also its all but confirmed its a 2 player game so who says you will have the other tag along on every mission? You probably have a choice in missions like in GTA 5.

"Neither of them are going to do prostitution"......where the fuck did that come from?

" I think Rockstar has matured with RDR 2 and I think that stuff was campy to the series..." Yea RDR that had literally brothels and whores running around.

M Mister Apoc Im gonna assume you are like 12 because ever since GTA 6 reveal, you have been nothing but a fly on shit constantly buzzing and having the dumbest takes.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

No way it'll happen today.

 

[Bartski]

they better be

 

[CGNoire]

I can hear this gif.