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[West Texas CEO]

I almost got married once. Post-nut clarity, a lot of it, stopped that from happening once I realized her naked body was just that, a naked body and not much else.

But you fucked her to get that post nut clarity, though.

That's my point: Orgasms through intercourse and masturbation are not the same. You won't get the same level of "clarity" jacking off, as you would from creampie'ing a bitch.

Nature kind of designed it this way.

 

[MastAndo]

But you fucked her to get that post nut clarity, though.

That's my point: Orgasms through intercourse and masturbation are not the same. You won't get the same level of "clarity" jacking off, as you would from creampie'ing a bitch.

Nature kind of designed it this way.

You still get some clarity though. Purely anecdotal, but I've sat deliberating on whether or not I should get together with a particular person knowing it was a bad idea (for one reason or another) - rubbed one out and it became perfectly clear that I shouldn't. I doubt I'm alone in that.

 

[The Cockatrice]

But you fucked her to get that post nut clarity, though.

That's my point: Orgasms through intercourse and masturbation are not the same. You won't get the same level of "clarity" jacking off, as you would from creampie'ing a bitch.

Nature kind of designed it this way.

Nah, I started masturbating again/more often. It helps. Not a joke. Shes now 100KG and happily married and I'm the single guy so, maybe I chose wrong. Who knows.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Think with your mind, be careful with your heart.

But control your machinery sexual.

 

[lachesis]

It's a crush, but I don't think she's for you. Move on. Save yourself from embarrassment and awkward situation at work, especially if you value your career.
Perhaps nicest thing you can do is get her a Starbucks gift card (not actual drink) for the ride back home, and just move on.

 

[AlteredForms]

i feel like all i want is to hold her in my arms and kiss her , feel her soft lips ,

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

10 years her senior and you’re bumming rides??
Shouldn’t you be presenting as her hero?
Maybe I’m old school…

In Mexico, there are couples more than 15 to 20 years apart and they are normal xD

 

[jason10mm]

We got you, OP, the 80's got you...

 

[PapaEmeritus]

We got you, OP, the 80's got you...

And the 2020s

 

[Johnny2Bad]

Just tell her she's fucking amazing and you can't stop thinking about her. Then see what happens.

 

[Locutus]

In Mexico, there are couples more than 15 to 20 years apart and they are normal xD

Women everywhere will date an older dude…if he has money. The issue isn’t necessarily the age gap, it’s that there is an age gap and the dude is bumming a ride.

 

[MaestroMike]

I say go for it OP u only live once if things don’t work out tell her boss u saw her stealing office supplies what’s the worst that could happen

 

[ahtlas7]

…The issue isn’t necessarily the age gap, it’s that there is an age gap and the dude is bumming a ride.

This exact! thank you.

In Mexico, there are couples more than 15 to 20 years apart and they are normal xD

Nothing wrong with an age gap. I’m about 9 years senior my lady but we she is very much abnormal .

 

[Mr Reasonable]

Loads of reasons to not go for this because it's work and the fallout could be very awkward. But also, she doesn't seem to like you and even if you do work out a lot, from her perspective there's a good chance you're an old man that she's nice to at work, but doesn't consider you as friend - let alone boyfriend material.

Look forward to her not knowing references to TV shows everyone you know has watched, her liking shit music you have to listen to when she's around as well and having to hang out with friends of hers who are total morons.

 

[samoilaaa]

Loads of reasons to not go for this because it's work and the fallout could be very awkward. But also, she doesn't seem to like you and even if you do work out a lot, from her perspective there's a good chance you're an old man that she's nice to at work, but doesn't consider you as friend - let alone boyfriend material.

Look forward to her not knowing references to TV shows everyone you know has watched, her liking shit music you have to listen to when she's around as well and having to hang out with friends of hers who are total morons.

its so funny about the last part because its true , some of the people she hangs out with are really dumb , they have all kind of conceptions about the world that i wont talk about here because it goes heavily into politics , one of her girl friends got into an argument with a guy and the girl friend started acting like a lunatic and told the guy "you can shut up or you can suck my dick " , that was very weird for a woman to say

 

[nush]

she is kinda ... , i dont dont know how to say exactly but she likes it when guys give her attention especially since there are 4 women and 65 men at my workplace , she likes to put her head on guys's shoulder randomly , like one we were on break and she came into the room and put her head on the shoulder of the guy i was talking to and asked him " watcha doing "

No doubt several of your male coworkers have already hit that. I’ve worked with women like this many times, always the same. Don’t be that guy that gets attached when the others know to just hit and quit.

 

[JimmyRustler]

I think yoiu want to fuck her brains out. You don't love this person, you don't even know her.

Nah, that’s not true. I can relate to what OP is saying and I was wondering about this myself.

I met a girl once a couple of years back and those this day think about her sometimes, even if we just had two dates. And no, it has nothing to do with sex. I regularly see women where I know I would just like to bang. That girl was different and I was just reapproved a few weeks ago when I saw her again in the cinema. Started sweating like shit my dink shriveled down to what felt like a peanut. So it’s nothing but sexual. I can’t really explain it myself except that sometimes you just meet someone you really vibe with. Given that you are a person who is looking for that as of course not everyone is.

 

[Little Mac]

Physical attraction. It's always physical attraction.

 

[Nok Su Kow]

 

[Dis]

nevermind i was joking this was waay too much

 

[West Texas CEO]

No doubt several of your male coworkers have already hit that. I’ve worked with women like this many times, always the same. Don’t be that guy that gets attached when the others know to just hit and quit.

 

[IDKFA]

Just walk over to her Like a Dragon
And tell her she makes your Metal Gear Solid.

Tell her you wanna lift her up and give her that Aegis Rim.

Look in the mirror and tell yourself you’re a God of War. And tell her you wanna go Berserk on her.

Tell her you wanna cherish the moments between both of you like a Secret of Mana

But be careful though. She might have a .Hack Infection. Some people think The World ends With you so you gotta make the best of it

Take her to San Andreas and tell her you could be the man of her dreams and y’all could have Sons of Liberty and if she ends up dry like The Sands of Time then maybe she’s just a Prototype.

Either she’ll lay inside your Enchanted Arms and you could be her Final Fantasy.

Or she’ll be your Deus Ex and you can continue on your Wild Hunt.

Do it For Honor man. Dead or Alive.
But make sure you aint Microsoft or else this isnt gonna work and she’ll give you the GamePass and you wont get physical.

Just look at The Man Who Erased His Name. He aint getting no physical.

He's trying to get into a relationship with her rather than end up with a restraining order.

 

[Dis]

He's trying to get into a relationship with her rather than end up with a restraining order.

Omg im gonna edit my post this was waay too much

 

[West Texas CEO]

He's trying to get into a relationship with her rather than end up with a restraining order.

Yeah, disregard his post. He's just wasting his Breath of the Wild.

 

[IDKFA]

Omg im gonna edit my post this was waay too much

Nice try, but your original post is still quoted in my reply

I'd love if the OP tried some of these lines!

 

[Crayon]

Sounds like she has rudely strong pheromones. Tell her she needs a bath and let us know how it goes.

 

[thief183]

This is going to be a huge bomb in your work place, I'd suggest to stay out of it.

 

[IDKFA]

This is going to be a huge bomb in your work place, I'd suggest to stay out of it.

Nah. We're past that point now. We need to keep this going. OP should just stride up to her and ask her if she's DTF and see what happens.

 

[Peggies]

I feel exactly like that about Tom Hardy, OP. I know, it hurts .

But there's no chance she'll ever see anything else in you but a "good friend" and you don't want to be that, trust me.

Also: "and put her head on the shoulder of the guy i was talking to and asked him "watcha doing""?! So she was asking what the guy you were talking to was doing while he was talking to you?

 

[GutsOfThor]

Ask David Coverdale if it's love, he'll tell you.

 

[Hudo]

Ask her which Quake 3 maps are her favorite and see where it goes.

 

[ProgenitorCastle]

Kinda in the reverse situation. I think I'm infatuated with one of my co workers. She mentioned she's the one whose 10 years older than me but all that did was increase the attraction more LOL. She's really friendly has no problem being in close physical proximity to me in a way most women don't usually do. Now I'm almost certain this could be just her personality around everyone...idk. She joked if I become a millionaire and open my own company she wants me to hire her But yea we held hands once, and I told her some personal stuff and she promised to keep it secret. I'm gonna be sad when this internship thing is over and I won't get to see her anymore at work. Luckily, she gave me her # so maybe if I stay in touch...something could work out in the future but there are many possible obstacles to that possibility idk...but I want to believe...

 

[Nobody_Important]

There is this woman at my workplace she is 23 im 33 , she is very beautiful 5'10 tall , hair like autumn and blue eyes like the ocean , im 5'8 and pretty fit ( ive been working out since i was 16 ) , everytime i see her its like my entire energy changes , i feel like all i want is to hold her in my arms and kiss her , feel her soft lips , many coworkers told me that i should ask her out but there is a problem

she is kinda ... , i dont dont know how to say exactly but she likes it when guys give her attention especially since there are 4 women and 65 men at my workplace , she likes to put her head on guys's shoulder randomly , like one we were on break and she came into the room and put her head on the shoulder of the guy i was talking to and asked him " watcha doing "

i asked her for a ride one day because we live very close to each other ( 5 min of walking max ) and i just could think of things to talk to her , i started talking about work and stuff like that , she must have thought "my god what a boring dude " , the next day we worked on the same shift again and wanted to ask her for a ride again but i kinda got a bad vibe the 1st time like she didnt really wanted me in the car with her , maybe im just paranoid

i know that you cant love someone that you dont know but i feel strange when im around her , maybe its just a crush , she likes to go clubbing and go out in general quite alot , im more of an indoors guy ( except when going into nature , i love hikes ) so we might be incompatible

should i ask her out or just not bother and wait for the feeling to pass , if it ever does

It sounds like you find her attractive and that you like the IDEA of her.

 

[samoilaaa]

i dont think she is a hoe , i mean sure she likes when she get a compliment but who doesnt

 

[samoilaaa]

Sounds like she has rudely strong pheromones. Tell her she needs a bath and let us know how it goes.

is the pheromones thing a real thing ? maybe she hasnt had sex in a long time and give away those pheromones to attract males

 

[samoilaaa]

I feel exactly like that about Tom Hardy, OP. I know, it hurts .

But there's no chance she'll ever see anything else in you but a "good friend" and you don't want to be that, trust me.

Also: "and put her head on the shoulder of the guy i was talking to and asked him "watcha doing""?! So she was asking what the guy you were talking to was doing while he was talking to you?

well not mid conversation , we were talking and i stopped to check my phone and then she walked in

 

[Crayon]

is the pheromones thing a real thing ? maybe she hasnt had sex in a long time and give away those pheromones to attract males

If she's all up in your personal space the maybe yeah. Try burning some frankincense or wearing garlic or something.

 

[phaedrus]

she is very beautiful 5'10 tall

Nice!

 

[Ikutachi]

Kinda in the reverse situation. I think I'm infatuated with one of my co workers. She mentioned she's the one whose 10 years older than me but all that did was increase the attraction more LOL. She's really friendly has no problem being in close physical proximity to me in a way most women don't usually do. Now I'm almost certain this could be just her personality around everyone...idk. She joked if I become a millionaire and open my own company she wants me to hire her But yea we held hands once, and I told her some personal stuff and she promised to keep it secret. I'm gonna be sad when this internship thing is over and I won't get to see her anymore at work. Luckily, she gave me her # so maybe if I stay in touch...something could work out in the future but there are many possible obstacles to that possibility idk...but I want to believe...

She wants you.

 

[ProgenitorCastle]

She wants you.

That's really hopeful to hear! I was honestly expecting troll replies to my original post but thank you. From the bottom of my heart.

 

[Slicker than your average]

Op grew a pair yet and just asked her out ?

 

[samoilaaa]

Op grew a pair yet and just asked her out ?

nope , i think people here are right , shes too hot and popular for me , and 2 inches taller , its never going to work

 

[Batiman]

nope , i think people here are right , shes too hot and popular for me , and 2 inches taller , its never going to work

People here are probably right but you should still shoot your shot. Just keep your expectations in check. At that point you have nothing to lose. Just don’t be pushy and don’t ask her for rides . I’ve seen some average guys with beautiful women all the time. If they listened to people like some here , they would still be single .

Just make sure your getting her messages if it’s obvious she doesn’t want to be around you.

 

[StueyDuck]

Have you heard of pornhub... will fix you right up and help you be more productive at work instead of fantasizing

 

[samoilaaa]

People here are probably right but you should still shoot your shot. Just keep your expectations in check. At that point you have nothing to lose. Just don’t be pushy and don’t ask her for rides . I’ve seen some average guys with beautiful women all the time. If they listened to people like some here , they would still be single .

Just make sure your getting her messages if it’s obvious she doesn’t want to be around you.

nah we are just different people

she likes clubbing , i dont
i like gaming ,she doesnt
i like working out , she doesnt
she likes to go out and eat , i hate it

and many more

 

[samoilaaa]

Have you heard of pornhub... will fix you right up and help you be more productive at work instead of fantasizing

oh yeah

 

[Drizzlehell]

You're just infatuated, and you're also making a classic mistake of putting someone of a pedestal, even though they haven't done anything to earn it aside from just being hot. Do yourself a favor and ask her out the next chance you'll get to figure out if she's interested or not. And if she says "no" then don't dwell on it because she doesn't owe you anything and your self-respect is more important than agonizing over a single rejection. In the end, she's just a regular person like everyone else and she will no doubt appreciate being treated as such instead of being the object of your desire.

Also:

 

[Hudo]

Alternatively, you can also ask her which Unreal Tournament (UT99) maps are her favorites. If she says DM-Deck16, stay the fuck away.

 

[L*][*N*K]

if I had those types of feelings towards a woman I would just stay away from her until it passes, I don't have another "She is different" in me, I would suggest you do the same.

 

[Mr Reasonable]

Kinda in the reverse situation. I think I'm infatuated with one of my co workers. She mentioned she's the one whose 10 years older than me but all that did was increase the attraction more LOL. She's really friendly has no problem being in close physical proximity to me in a way most women don't usually do. Now I'm almost certain this could be just her personality around everyone...idk. She joked if I become a millionaire and open my own company she wants me to hire her But yea we held hands once, and I told her some personal stuff and she promised to keep it secret. I'm gonna be sad when this internship thing is over and I won't get to see her anymore at work. Luckily, she gave me her # so maybe if I stay in touch...something could work out in the future but there are many possible obstacles to that possibility idk...but I want to believe...

Based on your account, I'm not sure how much clearer she could make it.

Spoiler

She hates you.