Unrelated to your joke: it's strange how useless Microsoft has been on VR.
Remember how much they hyped AR with the absurd Minecraft demo? They released a half-baked Minecraft VR at one point, and the community eventually made Vivecraft to implement it themselves since the official one was so poor. Plus they never supported it.
The irony is that right now would be the perfect time to make a ton of cash with an official Minecraft VR port on Quest. Kids spend so many hours playing multiplayer games like Gorilla Tag, and an instantly available, easy to join official Quest Minecraft (*there is a mod, but hard to set up and very unstable at times) would be a huge hit. Tons of the kids playing with friends today would jump on there, easy truckloads of cash that MS can't make because as usual they're inept.