As the other WrassleGAFfer who watches Saturday Morning Slam, I have to agree.
I was late as hell (I always DVR it and it was a busy weekend for wrestling and me personally) but seriously folks, don't sleep.
Just listen to THE DAZZLER on commentary
for last weekend's show:
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Dazzler: Whoa...bit of a dipsy-doodle there.
Josh: This is your first time doing commentary?
Dazzler: Is this your first time doing commentary? I thought the rules of doing WWE commentary were just to say the same things over and over again...like "vintage" or something. My "vintage" thing is saying everything is Dazzling.
Josh: Darren Young dazzlingly goes for the cover.
Dazzler: He doesn't dazzlingly do anything. I am the only one who can assign the word "dazzling"
to something. I'm really the only Dazzling person in the WWE
...Miz would be a little more dazzling if he side parted his hair.
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*dies*
I'm sold.