OK. The film was some pretentious bullshit complete with all of the stereotype hollywood gut- wrenching 'insert tears here' shots. But this isn't the point. The point is how the fuck do I become a Samurai? These guys rule, man. If Tom Cruise can be tight with 'The Last Samurai' then surely I can become 'Just Another Modern Wanna-Be Samurai'. I wonder if the United States has Samurai schools or something.
