Dude Abides
Banned
Its an old and generic joke, but knives actually have a practical purpose in life. With guns, people either use them for fun/sport or for killing. Whats funny are people who have guns just for these reasons, yet still go on about the 2nd Amendment. The percentage of people who own guns just in case they need to use it to defend against an oppressive and brutal government are absolutely miniscule. This amendment is just an easy teacher's pass for gun owners justifying their ownership of such a deadly weapon.
I know its GAF and its normal to joke about any and everything, but when you are personally affected by guns like I have, it really stops being funny at a certain point.
But you have to admit it'd be amusing to see them try.