Akagi 282 (caught up)
Akagi. Where to even
begin on Akagi. I would say it feels like I just ran a marathon, but marathons eventually end.
Bleach. Dragon Ball. Hunter x Hunter. Naruto. Claymore. Freezing. Hajime no Ippo. All manga that are long running, all manga that have been criticized for dragging and taking to long. That my friends, is
nothing. Despite those slow moving series, things continue. No matter how many years it takes, things continue. No matter how much time is spent invading a castle, fighting on Namek or boxing, eventually they all continue. The scenario changes. The fight ends, and another begins. New characters are introduced, old ones come back.
Akagi is different. Akagi is a test of patience. Akagi is what someone would make if they wanted humanity to understand the concept of eternity. Even the longest arcs, even arcs that stop on hiatus, do not last as long as Washizu Mahjong does with very few exceptions. Now Riichi Mahjong matches take a while, that much is true. But you wouldn't expect a single Mahjong match to take over a decade in magazines and not conclude. And of course to compliment the absurdity, this is one night. A few hours at most. Shonen time does not exist. Shonen time is sped up Fukumoto time. And to double that absurdity, Akagi is a prequel to Ten, which already finished. Akagi is still going. Akagi has been running longer then Ten did.
The prequel has actually outlived the main work. To TRIPLE that absurdity, there is no reason that the Washizu Mahjong match would be the conclusion. It's obvious Akagi wins and lives because its a prequel, but the story of Akagi is about how he ended up the dark lord of the gambling underworld. Akagi is a middle aged man in Ten. In Akagi he is only
13 years old. If for some miraculous reason the Washizu Arc did end, it likely wouldn't even be the ending. Just imagining this boggles my goddamn mind.
So how does one Mahjong match take so long? First off, Fukumoto is insane. I don't think anyone could create such an entertaining, asinine and hilariously long arc to the level that Fukumoto can. At some point, Akagi just goes off its rocker. Fukumoto is known for his weird and unrelated metaphors but holy shit nothing even comes close to Akagi. I say this is one long continuous match but there is a part where Washizu dies, goes to hell, starts a revolution in hell and fights Oni with a toothpick, punches King Enma in the face, grows massive and swats down helicopters and fighter jets and stomps around Tokyo like Godzilla and
THIS ALL HAPPENS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MATCH AND NOT THE ENDING. Other crazy shit I don't even want to explain so I'll just let the pages do it for me happens as well -
This is a series about Mahjong. I swear. I don't even know where to go from here. Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku? Saki? Fourteen?
Yakitake Japan???