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[Goro Majima]

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/d...stage-for-von-miller-conflict--021107007.html

Kind of a crazy situation when the franchise tag is actually cheaper than the amount he could make on the open market and what he's asking for.

Definitely a recipe for him to holdout all summer

 

[Himynameischris]

Meet the new 2016 LA Ram Cheerleaders...

I guess I'm a dolphins fan for another year.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Meet the new 2016 LA Ram Cheerleaders...

I guess I'm a dolphins fan for another year.

only about half of them are as hot as The First Lady of the Rams, Brenda Warner.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

In the end Trejo is forever a slave to the booty.

 

[Himynameischris]

only about half of them are as hot as The First Lady of the Rams, Brenda Warner.

Yeah I see hotter chicks at my gym, ah well maybe next year.

In the end Trejo is forever a slave to the booty.

I've learned to embrace it

 

[Milchjon]

Also french press coffeeing it up here

 

[DMczaf]

Also french press coffeeing it up here

What

 

[MechDX]

My part of Houston under a tornado warning. Uh oh

 

[Milchjon]

What

English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Spoiler

Cause I don't

 

[cdyhybrid]

 

[MechDX]

Taking off my shirt and heading to my roof! #AintSkeered

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Taking off my shirt and heading to my roof! #AintSkeered

That's the way to do it, man!

You deserve baby Gronk.

 

[Line_HTX]

English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Spoiler

Cause I don't

Better than Kai Ebel attempting to speak Mandarin.

 

[Goro Majima]

Taking off my shirt and heading to my roof! #AintSkeered

You show that storm who's the boss

 

[MechDX]

You show that storm who's the boss

Just got some wind. Looking at radar maps its hailing and storming in Spring. Weird storm

Lets play "Find Trejo"

GO!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

823 can buy me a diner

 

[MechDX]

 

[Milchjon]

rip mech

he was okay




...who's our next bi-polar Texans fan

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

rip mech

he was okay




...who's our next bi-polar Texans fan

I nominate Dega, he won't die on us like Mech unless we leave chocolate on the floor.

 

[Milchjon]

I nominate Dega, he won't die on us like Mech unless we leave chocolate on the floor.

Nah, dega needs to be kept as a gotor backup.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

rip mech

he was okay




...who's our next bi-polar Texans fan

Squicken

 

[Line_HTX]

Squicken

This is pretty accurate, lol

 

[sf2fanatic]

Meet the new 2016 LA Ram Cheerleaders...

I guess I'm a dolphins fan for another year.

Not even the one standing on far left?

 

[MRSA]

Hello friends.

 

[Rorschach]

Meet the new 2016 LA Ram Cheerleaders...

I guess I'm a dolphins fan for another year.

...you're in Los Angeles! No way that's the best you can scrounge up.

 

[MRSA]

Can't sleep

 

[Bread]

Me right now

 

[squicken]

Well. Woke up to all of Houston flooded. Telling everyone to stay home. My folks have an inch of water in their house. It's supposed to keep raining for like 2 more days
E: at least the Texans cut Hoyer. Maybe the rain gods will be appeased

 

[BlackGhost]

Squicken your guy got a 420 weed tattoo

 

[MRSA]

Cofy

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Good morning everyone.. How are we all doing?

Also isn't the Mock Draft supposed to be today?

I'm gonna save Cleveland..

Spoiler

No, I won't

He won't add me to steam. ):

To be fair, you never added him on Xbox. He's just returning the favor.

In the end Trejo is forever a slave to the booty.

Too bad the booty doesn't love him back

English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Spoiler

Cause I don't

Well you can write it rather well.

I nominate Dega, he won't die on us like Mech unless we leave chocolate on the floor.

Or onions.. Or cabbage.. Or anything normal individuals like.

 

[CrocMother]

So what's the deal with the mock?

 

[Line_HTX]

Welp, there goes the offseason workout program.

It's flooding everywhere.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Welp, there goes the offseason workout program.

It's flooding everywhere.

Edit-bad joke

Spoiler

Hope you all are okay in Houston

 

[Line_HTX]

Colin Kaepernick sent the 7storms finally.

Spoiler

Hope you all are okay in Houston

It's mostly OK here in Sugar Land and the SW side.

Don't do that shit. Squidward was eviscerated for that already.

 

[chuckddd]

So what's the deal with the mock?

Rams are on the clock. Let's go, Fanto!

 

[Duxxy3]

Good morning all. Praise be to Brady.

 

[chuckddd]

 

[Striker]

Racist

 

[FloydtheFathead]

It's mostly OK here in Sugar Land and the SW side.

Don't do that shit. Squidward was eviscerated for that already.

That's good. Glad you are ok.

Sorry, I edited out the joke. Stay safe Houston-GAF

Racist

.

 

[Spinluck]

Jury duty

 

[MRSA]

Let's agree this morning. Pats fans are the worst.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Jury duty

Criminal

 

[Duxxy3]

Let's agree this morning. Pats fans are the best.

Praise Brady.

There we go. All cleaned up of all that hatefulness.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Sports On Earth has a great article about the anonymity of scouts comments on players. Good read, though Daniel Jeremiah kind of blows the doors off any accountability ever happening -

"The media and the general public ... a quote will come out from an anonymous scout, just ripping a player, which I totally don't agree with," said Jeremiah. "I don't think that's your place to trash a kid. I don't believe in that. And the second part is, they'll get railed at for not putting their name on it. And I'm thinking, 'You do realize that if any scout puts his name on something like that, he's done. He's fired. It's over.' And he might be shut out around the league, because he has a reputation as a guy who talks to the media. So, that's not even feasible. It's not happening."

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Jury duty

Remember that this alone makes you a better person than the degenerates here Spin.

I have never responded to a jury summons.

See.

 

[Line_HTX]

Oreos with mint are only good.

 

[MRSA]

I have never responded to a jury summons.

 

[Himynameischris]

...you're in Los Angeles! No way that's the best you can scrounge up.

I know right, the scouting dept needs help

Not even the one standing on far left?

I mean some look good, just expected more

 

[Futurevoid]

Here's the latest list that I have. Feel free to correct me if this is not up to date:

AFC

East

Buffalo Bills
Miami Dolphins - Chris, SkLa
New England Patriots - AHAHAHAHAHHA
New York Jets - Fox318

North

Baltimore Ravens - Nakazato, BaltimoreLarry
Cincinnati Bengals
Cleveland Browns - FloydtheFathead
Pittsburgh Steelers - AngmarsKing701, chuckddd

South

Houston Texans - Mech, Dega
Indianapolis Colts
Jacksonville Jaguars
Tennessee Titans

West

Denver Broncos
Kansas City Chiefs
Oakland Raiders - Beach, McKenzie, OfficerRob
San Diego Chargers

NFC

East

Dallas Cowboys - Farooq, CrocMother
New York Giants - Futurevoid, Striker, Draxal, BigAT
Philadelphia Eagles - Hindl, yankeehater, Jabee
Washington Redskins

North

Chicago Bears
Detroit Lions - Kastrioti
Green Bay Packers -brentech
Minnesota Vikings

South

Atlanta Falcons - RBH
Carolina Panthers
New Orleans Saints
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Syrinx

West

Arizona Cardinals
Los Angeles Rams - Fantomex
San Francisco 49ers - Doomsayer, bigosc2k
Seattle Seahawks - cdyhybrid

I'll set 25 minutes for more volunteers to join. If not, the mock will officially begin at 10:15AM EST.

Rules:

1. No trades (sorry)
2. Folks should be picking who they think their front office would select. No who YOU would select. Try to make the best consensus pick possible.
3. Once a team is on the clock - they have 3 hours to make their selection. If no selection is made after the 3 hours is up, it turns into a consensus pick and all NFL-GAF will be able to chime in.
4. Teams with no representation is an automatic NFL-GAF consensus pick. Those teams will have two hours to arrive at a consensus before moving to the next pick.
5. Team reps should do a short write-up justifying their pick. It doesn't have to be war and peace the NFL edition. Just tell us your thinking.

That's it!