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[MetatronM]

NHL leaders for most even-strength assists by defensemen:

1) Brent Burns - 24
2) Duncan Keith - 23
3) Erik Karlsson - 22
4) Brady Skjei - 21
5) Victor Hedman - 20

All the usual suspects.

 

[astroturfing]

NHL leaders for most even-strength assists by defensemen:

1) Brent Burns - 24
2) Duncan Keith - 23
3) Erik Karlsson - 22
4) Brady Skjei - 21
5) Victor Hedman - 20

All the usual suspects.

where's Buff? Ristolainen?

 

[MetatronM]

where's Buff? Ristolainen?

Buff is tied for 6th with 19 (so is Ryan McDonagh and Matt Niskanen, by the way). Ristolainen tied for 37th with 12. Since you asked.

 

[yyzjohn]

weren't big names from the Leafs attending Calgary games earlier in the season? meh

Watch the Leafs be scouting Beauchemin lol

 

[imBask]

NHL leaders for most even-strength assists by defensemen:

1) Brent Burns - 24
2) Duncan Keith - 23
3) Erik Karlsson - 22
4) Brady Skjei - 21
5) Victor Hedman - 20

All the usual suspects.

P.K. Subpar amirite

 

[astroturfing]

Buff is tied for 6th with 19 (so is Ryan McDonagh, by the way). Ristolainen tied for 37th with 12. Since you asked.

heh thanks. weird, i thought Ristolainen was way up there..

wait what, Fleury will be traded..? can the Jets have him, a real NHL goalie??

 

[Smiley90]

Tanev for Lazar pls.

you shut your whore mouth, nobody's touching Tanev

 

[MetatronM]

heh thanks. weird, i thought Ristolainen was way up there..

wait what, Fleury will be traded..? can the Jets have him, a real NHL goalie??

Risto has a shitload of power play assists. Leads the NHL among defensemen with 17, in fact.

 

[Holiday]

I'll watch this game tonight, but I won't enjoy it.

 

[Socreges]

you shut your whore mouth, nobody's touching Tanev

You sure about that? If the organization recognizes that we're not a contender in the next few years, he could be a great piece to deal.

 

[megachao24]

Stars @ Wild

Stars expected to relocate to the Target Center next door if they lose tonight.

 

[MetatronM]

That was a ridiculous goal. Hank had less than no chance and still nearly got there.

 

[Stasis]

When the Isles score at home they spend like 5 minutes celebrating that shit.

edit: Again! Woo, woo, wooooo yes yes yes yes yes.

Man just do a cannon shot.

 

[MetatronM]

Holy shit are we fucking lazy behind our own goal line tonight.

 

[Holiday]

Paajarvi. In 2017. What a world.

 

[Stasis]

Holy shit are we fucking lazy behind our own goal line tonight.

Yeah this has been kind of awkward. I did expect a loss tonight, but there's not all that much effort once we're in. Come on boys!

edit: I love Sam. "He spread both legs wide, in a 180!". I'm gonna be so sad when he retires.

 

[Smiley90]

You sure about that? If the organization recognizes that we're not a contender in the next few years, he could be a great piece to deal.

If a team wants to overpay I'll reconsider.

But definitely not sloppy seconds like Lazar

 

[Indrid Cold]

Brovat!

 

[astroturfing]

Risto has a shitload of power play assists. Leads the NHL among defensemen with 17, in fact.

well ok that explains it.

 

[MetatronM]

So they called Hickey for crosschecking Nash into Greiss...but they also called goaltender interference on Nash. The fuck?

This is a "leaks are real, news is fake" situation here.


EDIT: That give and go between Zucc and Zbad.

 

[Socreges]

well ok that explains it.

Finnish Fraud Rasmus Ristolainen

 

[Chris R]

Avs implosion begins

 

[MetatronM]

Rangers are going to start the third with nearly 4 minutes of power play time.

Unfortunately.

 

[Silexx]

PHANEUF!!! 3 GOALS IN 4 GAMES!

 

[astroturfing]

yea fuck you Fleury eat that Laine puck eat it and eat another one before the period ends (please)

 

[Cake Boss]

WOW PHAGOOOOFFFF

#Dionisactuallygood

#mirtleandhiscuntleaffanseatshitforbreakfast

@ThatFishCreigh: Dion Phaneuf has more goals than any defensemen on the Toronto Maple Leafs https

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Silexx]

WOW PHAGOOOOFFFF

#Dionisactuallygood

#mirtleandhiscuntleaffanseatshitforbreakfast

#PhaneufhasmoregoalsthanKarlsson

 

[megachao24]

Suter scores.

LOL Stars PK.

 

[Silexx]

Lol Melnyk throwing shade at Sakic

 

[Line_HTX]

Somehow this Avs Sabres game is entertaining.

 

[MetatronM]

Stepan had an open net and shanked it.

 

[Line_HTX]

That Sabres transition loud PING!

 

[MetatronM]

Boy that was heinous.

Rangers on their way to 0-3-1 all-time at Barclays.


EDIT: VESEY! I'm sure the Isles challenge this for interference, though.

EDIT EDIT: Greiss couldn't make the save because Nash fell into him, but that's because he was pushed into him, again. We'll see how this gets called. Personally I would expect this to be called back, but who knows.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: Goal stands!

 

[Cake Boss]

Lol Melnyk throwing shade at Sakic

Why can't we have a normal owner 😭😭😭

 

[Stasis]

Good job Toronto!

I understand the goalie interference but that was fucking Boychuk all the way. Nash's stick contact was so minor. Good thing it wasn't Kreider.

 

[Line_HTX]

Man, it's really difficult to look at Iginla's and Sakic's faces.

Crazy how Iginla still doesn't have a Cup.

 

[MetatronM]

Jesus christ, Isles, stop hitting players into Greiss.

 

[Curufinwe]

Oilers about to get revenge for perceived slights by a Flyers player that even Flyers fans don't even care about.

 

[astroturfing]

incredibly the Jets are kind of dominating the Penguins right now :O this is gonna go to OT i know it but my heart can't take it

and there it is, 2-2!

edit: 3-2 for the Jets!

 

[megachao24]

Haula scores.

 

[Stasis]

I feel like random NHL streams/feeds freeze EXACTLY at the moment something exciting is happening/about to happen. You hear the announcer's voice start to rise in pitch and boom, loading screen.

 

[TheStruggler]

well thats a shot to the head from malkin...

edit: malkin is a piece of shit

 

[astroturfing]

lol i have my headphones on pretty loud and i'm pretty sure someone in the crowd was yelling SUCK MY BALLS AND FUCK YOU ALL like waaaayyyy off in the distance somewhere

also i accidentally posted this first in a Trump thread lol

 

[astroturfing]

total bullshit penalty for Buff.

 

[MetatronM]

Good chance the Rangers will literally never win at Barclays Center. We're done there for this season.

 

[Line_HTX]

Turnover to Ryan O'Reilly and PING!!

 

[Cake Boss]

Condon shutouuttt!!!!

Btw Habs, I thought Condon was the reason your shit team collapsed, then it was Subban and now it's the coach.

Your just a motherfucking shit team. Fuck y'all.

 

[astroturfing]

ohh god OT just as i feared.. pls be gentle Pens

wow the Jets are still alive

edit: fucking Crosby. not a deserved win :/ insane OT tho. wow.

 

[Holiday]

🎺🎷🎵

 

[Pikma]

Condon shutouuttt!!!!

Btw Habs, I thought Condon was the reason your shit team collapsed, then it was Subban and now it's the coach.

Your just a motherfucking shit team. Fuck y'all.

Wiser words have never been said

Amen.