Top 10 reasons the Habs are fucked:
1. 5 years in and still no 1C.
2. 5 years in and no 1D (although we traded one during that time).
3. 5 years in and a prospect pool as deep as a thimble.
4. 5 years in and still the worst farm system in the league.
5. 5 years in and our player development and coaching has ruined several "can't miss" players.
6. 5 years in and almost every player drafted has been a bust.
7. 5 years in and we've gone from one of the fastest, best teams to one of the slowest, worst teams.
8. 5 years in and our GM is still trying to turn trash into treasure with this acquisitions.
9. 5 years in and we've become a team that values "character" over skill.
10. 5 years in and the master plan of leaning on a goalie with the worst contract in team history to save the day is finally crashing down.
No prospects
No defense
No offense
No hope
Fuck Molson
Fuck Bergevin and all his buddies who have infiltrated every level of the organization due to pure nepotism
Fuck Julien
Fuck Creeper
Fuck Timmons
Fuck Lefebre
Fuck the entire scouting department
Fuck the entire player development department
Fuck the fans for supporting this mess
Fuck the entire organization