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[Solo]

Man there is come fucking GLORIOUS karma coming home to roost on Bergevin - 5 years of failing in every conceivable manner as a GM, saved time and time again by Carey Price.

And now, after shelling out an albatross contract to him? Price turns into Pogge.

Eat shit, Bergevin. You deserve this.

 

[lamaroo]

I don't care how bad they are, or how unlikable Shaw is, fuck that ref for allowing that to happen.

 

[Foreign Jackass]

This is a season for the ages.

 

[Heshinsi]

Free points! Come and get your free points! Habs are coming through town, and it’s free points for everyone!

 

[Fate_Shirou]

I feel bad for Price

 

[Yawnier]

Bieksa is still such an unlikable player

 

[CreeperBlocks]

I don't care how bad they are, or how unlikable Shaw is, fuck that ref for allowing that to happen.

I like Shaw. Bieska is a poophead

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Soooo... Duchene for Price + a first?

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Haven’t watched the game. Carey Price being left out to dry or something?

 

[Solo]

1-6-1
Dead last in the league
Dead last in goals

Who is getting fired?

 

[imBask]

Soooo... Duchene for Price + a first?

how's Duchene PuckLuck/60?

1-6-1
Dead last in the league
Dead last in goals

Who is getting fired?

nobody it's all puck luck

 

[lamaroo]

You know what sucks, watching this shit and knowing nothing will happen.

The media will be relentless until Molson finally has to answer some questions, and he'll come out and defend Bergevin.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Molson please do something.

I think I can watch one more game this year....

 

[Solo]

This reminds me of the Jays season - less than 10 games in and it's already DOA. It must be a fucking awful feeling as a player or coach to know that you have 74 games left and you're already done. How do you get up for that?

 

[imBask]

oh Casperetty takes a dumb penalty on the PP

gosh darn puck luck

 

[Calamari41]

Haven’t watched the game. Carey Price being left out to dry or something?

The puck keeps pinballing into the net in the most lopsided example of mass puck luck in history.

 

[Marvie_3]

*frantically go through stats website to find some positive aspect showing how unsustainable that 6-2 lead is*

Youre leading in golf scoring

 

[CreeperBlocks]

This reminds me of the Jays season - less than 10 games in and it's already DOA. It must be a fucking awful feeling as a player or coach to know that you have 74 games left and you're already done. How do you get up for that?

At least some of those games were fun for the Blue Jays. This is just miserable

 

[Solo]

Habs fans better fucking start not going to the games. One and only way Molson is forced to make changes.

 

[mdubs]

For posterity https://streamable.com/off9j

Holy moly

 

[Stuggernaut]

Price is not playing his best games, but holy hell he has no help AND some of the goals are just lol worthy. Doubt they would have won any more games, but damn some of those bounces in this game and others.

I still like watching them, but I wish they could get some sort of spark going.

 

[lamaroo]

 

[Solo]

At least, unlike 2015-2016, Bergevin can't play the "Carey was injured" card to hand wave away the team completely cratering.

 

[imBask]

Still 6th in Corsi

damn

PUCK

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

 

[Pikma]

These last two pages remind me of that gif MultiJhonny posted a couple weeks ago, you know which one

 

[Solo]

Remember when the Habs went 0-6 to start the preseason and it was all "lolz it's just preseason bruhs"...?

 

[Calamari41]

These last two pages remind me of that gif MultiJhonny posted a couple weeks ago, you know which one

I wasn't here, can you please post it for me? Thanks in advance.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

I swear it was 2-3 when I checked and then I got out of the shower it was 2-6.

 

[imBask]

Remember when the Habs went 0-6 to start the preseason and it was all "lolz it's just preseason bruhs"...?

Solo

15 games isn't significant enough for you to make assumptions, you just wait

 

[mdubs]

No game until Tuesday. The Montreal media are going to be picking this carcass apart for the next three days

 

[imBask]

Red why aren't you posting, you can stop looking through stats and admit we sucked this game

 

[Solo]

At least Casperetty is playing himself out of money shirt by shift.

 

[imBask]

do stats say we we're playing against the ducks without Getzlaf, Fowler, Vatanen and etc?

if only we had good puck luck

 

[Solo]

Looking at the upcoming schedule, I don't see the pain ending any time soon. We could conceivably lose 15-16 of our first 20 games.

 

[Pikma]

I wasn't here, can you please post it for me? Thanks in advance.

It was a once in a lifetime kind of thing, you had to be there.

Spoiler

I would but we're outside the bubble

Also, apparently it wasn't a gif, it was a jpg

 

[Red_Man]

Red why aren't you posting, you can stop looking through stats and admit we sucked this game

There's not much to post, you have you clear agenda and aren't stepping away from it. That's your prerogative. Continue on with your boring narratives. This is why people don't want to play in Montreal.

 

[Fate_Shirou]

It was a once in a lifetime kind of thing, you had to be there.

Spoiler

I would but we're outside the bubble

Also, apparently it wasn't a gif, it was a jpg

just post it already, you wussy
otherwise I would do it

 

[imBask]

There's not much to post, you have you clear agenda and aren't stepping away from it. That's your prerogative. Continue on with your boring narratives.

I agree, reality can be a little boring, that's why I watch movies on the weekend instead of this fucking team

Hopefully you're correct and we drive hard for that 9th place so you can say "I told you so but that 'irregular' start to the season cost us the cup!"

 

[Solo]

Can't WAIT to hear the excuses out of the locker room and Captain Monotones revolving wheel of sports cliches.


Hopefully the Montreal media eviscerates this team.

 

[dr.rocktopus]

One sure way for a good home game for the opponent is to put the Habs on the docket.

Habs already in line for that #1 pick.

Bury me I’m already dead.

Good thing the Habs got rid off Markov, they have this leadership and poise thing down pat.

Just make the Habs the Vegas farm team.

Close the arena.

Burn down the whole city.

Good thing they got rid of Subban, he’s too good to be a Hab, dealing breakouts in Nashville because of course.

Everything is terrible.

Youppi right up my asshole and howl out my urethra.

Some west coast roadtrip. More like roadkill.

Youppi should be donated to some place that cares.

Shaw is a dirty player, of course he’s a shitbird Hab.

The NHL is a disgrace... in Montreal.

Everything was a mistake.

Melt the ice at the Bell Centre no one that uses that as home ice knows how to skate.

The Habs are so terrible their snack bars can’t even warm a pretzel.

Strip the jerseys off all these Habs players and make them walk the fuck home.

Disgusting.

Absolutely disgusting.

Great job putting this squad together. I’ve seen the peewees on the ice at Vidéotron show more stick skills.

If I had tickets I’d burn them for warmth rather than go watch this god damned dumpster fire.

BargainBin will end up staying in Montreal because reasons.

I’ve dealt farts that could make better plays on pucks than these clowns.

Hopefully the Zamboni can come out and just run the Habs over, the Habs would be far more entertaining that way.

Assholes.

 

[imBask]

Puck Luck.

agreed

 

[Solo]

What a wet fart of a game.

You owe me 3 hours of sleep, bask!

 

[Pikma]

just post it already, you wussy
otherwise I would do it

I just sent you a PM

 

[Zombie James]

How in the world do you get 30 shots in one period and lose 6-2?

 

[Fate_Shirou]

I just sent you a PM

stop doing that, you get me all excited and then i realize your just trolling me

 

[Yawnier]

Youppi right up my asshole and howl out my urethra.

lmao

 

[imBask]

How in the world do you get 30 shots in one period and lose 6-2?

got NHL 18?

play a game against an easy computer, but don't use the left stick to aim, make sure you always aim at the goalie

then blame puck luck and say the sample size is too small to confirm anything

 

[Stuggernaut]

How in the world do you get 30 shots in one period and lose 6-2?

They were 100% for aiming AT the goalie.

 

[lamaroo]

How in the world do you get 30 shots in one period and lose 6-2?

Need to see the DopeyStats on these shots.

 

[Calamari41]

I just sent you a PM

Jesus christ what context did he post that in?

Not to mention, why is that even happening?