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[SmackCrackleNPop]

The Ducks sign Guenin for 1 year

Congratulations DucksGAF you did something

Plan the parade!

 

[User 479360]

Signing Polak for just one year was a pretty good decision. He was decent for us.

 

[MultiJhonny]

anyone wanna play hockey tomorrow morning at 3am?

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

anyone wanna play hockey tomorrow morning at 3am?

Is this a trap or a euphemism?

 

[ElephantShell]

Better Polak for one year than Russell for 5!

 

[bonesmccoy]

Better Polak for one year than Russell for 5!

A-@#$%ing-men

 

[zroid]

If they needed a "veteran presence" RHD to take up a roster spot, I wish it had been Wisniewski.

 

[ElephantShell]

They haven't *not* signed him yet

Pretty sure Russell's salary and term demands scared them into making this move. Doubt they go back to that well now.

 

[zroid]

Jesus fucking Christ. At least it wasn't in the ballpark of even what the Canucks reportedly offered ($25M), so doesn't seem like the Leafs are really in the picture anymore.

Please go to Boston.

 

[Pikma]

Totally unrelated but Dollar Shave CLub is legit as fuck.

Idk if you Canadians can get it but it is one of the best deals and some great razors.

Why even shave, let that shit grow

 

[DopeyFish]

how the hell will we be able to pay him anyways?

who would we even trade?

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Jesus fucking Christ. At least it wasn't in the ballpark of even what the Canucks reportedly offered ($25M), so doesn't seem like the Leafs are really in the picture anymore.

Please go to Boston.

Boston would be perfect for a player like him

Just like how Rinaldo was perfect for Boston.

 

[Cake Boss]

Lol overrated management.

The lesson here is that every management group has flaws and will make stupid mistakes.no ones is perfect

I am fucking stoned as fuck.

 

[imBask]

just get rid of that Gardiner bum, he's a real locker room cancer

 

[zroid]

Some massive signing bonuses being offered this year. Is that the new NMC? Buyout proofing contracts?

Also makes them easier to trade since you can eat a bunch of money on the following season prior to trading.

 

[KernelPanic]

Some massive signing bonuses being offered this year. Is that the new NMC? Buyout proofing contracts?

Also makes them easier to trade since you can eat a bunch of money on the following season prior to trading.

It's buyout proofing.

Lockout in a few years

 

[Samyy]

Some massive signing bonuses being offered this year. Is that the new NMC? Buyout proofing contracts?

Also makes them easier to trade since you can eat a bunch of money on the following season prior to trading.

Nonis setting dat precedent!
Definitely sounds like we're out, he probably turned that down and we went and signed Polak.
(praying)

Also, what Cake Boss says is probably right though Florida/Canes have made very few bad recent moves that I can think of. Arizona has been good as well but the Datsyuk deal was a little silly.

At the end of the day, you just have to hope the good decisions outweigh the bad.

 

[DopeyFish]

I'd say there is zero chance of a lockout, but there's a decent chance at a strike

Probably around escrow

Most of CBA is fine going forward

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Bolland is getting mad on the Twitter lol.

 

[MultiJhonny]

Why even shave, let that shit grow

I can't grow a full beard that actually looks good. It looks good for a bit but then just looks bad.

So sometimes I grow it out but I shave a good amount.

 

[Pikma]

I can't grow a full beard that actually looks good. It looks good for a bit but then just looks bad.

So sometimes I grow it out but I shave a good amount.

Have you tried letting it grow while also taking care of it, or do you just let it go all fucking wild?

 

[MultiJhonny]

Have you tried letting it grow while also taking care of it, or do you just let it go all fucking wild?

I have done both. It doesn't matter since it just gets patchy. I have two spots that just don't grow for whatever reason and it makes it look horrible

 

[imBask]

I can't grow a nice beard and I will not stand for this #beardshaming Pikma

 

[CreeperBlocks]

I can't grow a nice beard and I will not stand for this #beardshaming Pikma

I can't grow a good one either

 

[Samyy]

I could easily grow a beard if I wanted to, might give it a try this summer

 

[MultiJhonny]

I can't grow a nice beard and I will not stand for this #beardshaming Pikma

I'm watching the Fellowship of the Ring to feel better from Pikma's transgressions

 

[Pikma]

What are you? 12 years old?

 

[MultiJhonny]

What are you? 12 years old?

I am just over 3 in dog years

 

[zroid]

I can grow a good neckbeard, does that count?

Spoiler

don't avatar quote me

 

[imBask]

 

[Razorskin]

Polak in the Leafs top 4? I think they're ready for a playoff run like Dopey said.

 

[MultiJhonny]

this makes me hornier than a slut on father's day

 

[Yawnier]

I also can't grow a beard but that's probably my native american genes

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

I am just over 3 in dog years

15?

 

[imBask]

this makes me hornier than a slut on father's day

sure is Late Night NHL-GAF with Drunken Jhonny in here

why are you watching this LoTR movie anyway? it's a dumb movie for dweebs

 

[Pikma]

Hey Jhonny, are you back to your alcoholic days?

 

[MultiJhonny]

15?

Aren't dog years 7 to every 1 human year?

sure is Late Night NHL-GAF with Drunken Jhonny in here

why are you watching this LoTR movie anyway? it's a dumb movie for dweebs

Because LOTR is amazing. Don't hate.

Hey Jhonny, are you back to your alcoholic days?

Today I am

 

[DopeyFish]

Polak in the Leafs top 4? I think they're ready for a playoff run like Dopey said.

Depends on Marner

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Anaheim took Guenin.

Berra gone.

Guenin gone.

Holden gone.

Gormley gone.

Stuart gone.

Man, this feels so good. Soooooooooooooooooooooo good.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Aren't dog years 7 to every 1 human year?

16?

 

[MultiJhonny]

16?

72 1/2

Spoiler

Should be a hockey number

 

[Pikma]

Aren't dog years 7 to every 1 human year?



Because LOTR is amazing. Don't hate.



Today I am

So am I actually, today is my last day in Elche so I had to drink a shitload, too bad a lot of my friends already left, I'm already feeling kinda nostalgic.

 

[MultiJhonny]

So am I actually, today is my last day in Elche so I had to drink a shitload, too bad a lot of my friends already left, I'm already feeling kinda nostalgic.

Oh yeh don't you come back soon?

 

[Fata1moose]

Anaheim took Guenin.

Berra gone.

Guenin gone.

Holden gone.

Gormley gone.

Stuart gone.

Man, this feels so good. Soooooooooooooooooooooo good.

Tyutin in though, he's old and slow. New Stuart.

Why are all the rumors that you want to get rid of Barrie? Did he do something or what is the benefit for you guys?

Since Sakic said Barrie would be signed or taken to arbitration, the only rumors cropping up are that the Oilers are pursuing him. They can ask and try to negotiate all they want, I doubt he gets moved unless it's worth our while. That's certainly not the often injured RNH, who would be behind Duchene and MacKinnon on the depth chart.

 

[Pikma]

Oh yeh don't you come back soon?

Yeah, kinda.

I'll spend some time in Italy and Amsterdam, after that I stay for a couple of weeks in Barcelona and then I come back

I'm feeling so torn right now, I miss home a lot but I enjoy Europe so much as well.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Avs can totally use Kindl

 

[MultiJhonny]

Yeah, kinda.

I'll spend some time in Italy and Amsterdam, after that I stay for a couple of weeks in Barcelona and then I come back

I'm feeling so torn right now, I miss home a lot but I enjoy Europe so much as well.

Ah I got ya. Well seems like you had a pretty legit time




#FrodoShouldBe50

 

[Pikma]

#FrodoShouldBe50

Fuck Frodo

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Tyutin in though, he's old and slow. New Stuart.

As a plug, yeah. One year.

 

[Cake Boss]

Fiuucking drink as fuckkjkj