Decided to play the NHL 17 beta because I'm feeling better.
Unreal what this guy I'm going against in HUT has on his team. Backstrom, Burns, Niskanen, Okposo, Alzner, Marchand, Zetterberg, Halak, Dumba, and the rest are at least decent NHLers.
Meanwhile I have Howard or Pavalec in net, then Damon Severson, Eric Staal, Sam Bennett, and Marco Scandella. The rest are borderline AHL players.
99% certain you can't buy anything with real money on the beta but this guy, whose voice I heard at one point and he has to be somewhere between 8-12, is making me think otherwise. Unreal lineup there.
Beat his ass 5-2, if anyone cares. He had one really nice goal but the other was straight garbage. All five of mine were dirty trash goals that would make xenophobic Don Cherry proud.
EDIT: Next game Kopitar, Kessel, Kieth, Skinner, Dubban, McDavid, Letang, Vorachek, Byfuglien, Hedman, what the fuck
Clearly I need to play more and get the guaranteed stars everybody else has. Jesus.