Nintendo of Japan updates Twitter account for imminent Switch 2 reveal

All of you people should stop F5ing and get a fucking life. Is it really worth it wasting your precious time in life waiting when something is getting announced? In this day and age you'll know it soon enough anyway. You won't mis anything. Go outside, fuck a nice girl, buy a hamburger or play some game.

Fucking live.
 
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Not going to happen. I would love to eat those words later, but I just don't think that's in the cards. MAYBE for a few selected First-Party titles, but even that'd be a stretch.
All I want is xeno games and Zelda at 60fps.

Was the new Metroid at 60 already? I'll take that too.
 
All of this is exhausting lol. Just announce the damn thing already.

That being said, I'm actually extremely excited for the new console and I don't know why. I have maybe 300 hours total in the Switch and that's mainly in BOTW/TOTK and visual novels but I've bought so many goddamn games on that thing that I've never touched just because I love the idea of it.

I'm a primarily PC/PS guy, but there is something "magical" for lake of better words about Nintendo. People may not like them and thing their stuff is shit, but they are literally the face of video games and the greatest game company to ever exist and I highly doubt that will ever change.
There is absolutely magic in it, coming from someone who owns a $3000 pc. They make great experiences based on the hardware available. I'm really hoping that Switch 1 games run uncapped though.
 
All of this is exhausting lol. Just announce the damn thing already.

That being said, I'm actually extremely excited for the new console and I don't know why. I have maybe 300 hours total in the Switch and that's mainly in BOTW/TOTK and visual novels but I've bought so many goddamn games on that thing that I've never touched just because I love the idea of it.
Hell, I've got Tears of the Kingdom, Skyward Sword, Links Awakening, Luigis Mansion 3, Odyssey, Bayo 2 unplayed and BOTW, Ultimate Alliance 3 and Prime remaster to finish. I was playing the shit out of Switch till around 2019/2020 but kind of dropped it for my Steam backlog ( and sold my Switch OLED last summer after I got the Steam Deck).
 
Concord port with mario and luigi joining the cast, first switch2 exclusive confirmed, it will last 3 weeks this time till servers get closed :)
 
There is absolutely magic in it, coming from someone who owns a $3000 pc. They make great experiences based on the hardware available. I'm really hoping that Switch 1 games run uncapped though.
I think the best thing about Nintendo is just that they just make games. They aren't out to make some epic cinematic story (don't get me wrong I do love a lot of those types of games as well) they just make fun games. I'm not even a fan of most of their games (Zelda, and Pikmin are really the only ones I really care about though I did enjoy all of the Platoon games) but the fact that Nintendo still has me excited and have an almost guaranteed purchase out of me is impressive.

That being said I didn't grow up on Nintendo. My first console was a PlayStation and we never really had the money for me to really own more then 1 console up until late PS3 generation. Most of my early years on games were done on PC. I'm sure if I grew up on them I would be an even bigger fan.

Somehow two of my favorite YouTubers (saying favorite YouTubers out loud is cringe but I watch a lot of Youtube) are pretty Nintendo centric as well.
 
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This is just ridiculous. They're absolutely just trolling us at this point.
You are trolling yourself by waiting for a reveal while you could also get a fucking life. Nintendo does what Nintendo does and they already decided on a reveal plan long ago. Go live a life pal.
 
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You are trolling yourself by waiting for a reveal while you could also get a fucking life. Nintendo does what Nintendo does and they already decided on a reveal plan long ago. Go live a life pal.
Waiting for Nintendo products is currently my life. I'd say Nintendo is making sure I'm living it to its fullest.
 
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Honestly, if they're going to release it today, they're gonna wait till it's at least 6 AM to 8 AM in Tokyo for a full worldwide announcement. That would be my prediction if the do it today. That's in like another 3-5 hours
 
Honestly, if they're going to release it today, they're gonna wait till it's at least 6 AM to 8 AM in Tokyo for a full worldwide announcement. That would be my prediction if the do it today. That's in like another 3-5 hours
Dude. Please go outside.
 
I mean all we need now is the annoucement and the official date. We've seen the thing countless time already in the past 48 hours lmao
 
All of you people should stop F5ing and get a fucking life. Is it really worth it wasting your precious time in life waiting when something is getting announced? In this day and age you'll know it soon enough anyway. You won't mis anything. Go outside, fuck a nice girl, buy a hamburger or play some game.

Fucking live.

You are trolling yourself by waiting for a reveal while you could also get a fucking life. Nintendo does what Nintendo does and they already decided on a reveal plan long ago. Go live a life pal.

Dude. Please go outside.

You've spent hours on a video game forum telling people to get a life.

Are you okay?
 
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This is clearly a test on our collective ability to imagine the Switch 2. Use your imagination GAFBros!!! I can see it!!!

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All of you people should stop F5ing and get a fucking life. Is it really worth it wasting your precious time in life waiting when something is getting announced? In this day and age you'll know it soon enough anyway. You won't mis anything. Go outside, fuck a nice girl, buy a hamburger or play some game.

Fucking live.
Fuck you.

I'll waste my life anyway I see fit. Quit wasting yours telling everyone else to get one.
 
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You've spent hours on a video game forum telling people to get a life.

Are you okay?
I am very much ok and living a fantastic life without having to refresh NG every minute. By the way, I have more things to do then be on NG for "hours" on end, like you're suggesting. I'm actually playing video games instead of talking about it.
 
All I want is xeno games and Zelda at 60fps.

Was the new Metroid at 60 already? I'll take that too.
Zelda at 4k 60 is goldly via emu, if the new one does that ill donate my right nut along with your left one.
 
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All of you people should stop F5ing and get a fucking life. Is it really worth it wasting your precious time in life waiting when something is getting announced? In this day and age you'll know it soon enough anyway. You won't mis anything. Go outside, fuck a nice girl, buy a hamburger or play some game.

Fucking live.
Are you ok mate???
 
All of you people should stop F5ing and get a fucking life. Is it really worth it wasting your precious time in life waiting when something is getting announced? In this day and age you'll know it soon enough anyway. You won't mis anything. Go outside, fuck a nice girl, buy a hamburger or play some game.

Fucking live.
Time of the month?

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I'm on the hype train, god damn it
Switch 1 was annouced at 5:30pm EST, which is about 3.5hrs from now. Hold onto your butts. Also prepare for disappointment
 
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