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[alatif113]

DS4 controller got my girlfriend pregnant.

 

[shuri]

Ultra combo attempt:

Would you date a sexually promiscuous
transgendered,multi ethnic, left-handed small person who has two childs from a precious marriage, a weight problem and is deep into the bitcoin scene? She also did not study in a STEM field

 

[Aquamarine]

Ultra combo attempt:

Would you date a sexually promiscuous
transgendered,multi ethnic, left-handed small person who has two childs from a precious marriage, a weight problem and is deep into the bitcoin scene? She also did not study in a STEM field

You forgot to mention that she also has genital herpes.

 

[maxcriden]

Not really a parody thread, but I was about to make a thread about this;

http://paidtopoop.com/

Calculates how much your poop is worth per year when you take bathroom breaks at work.

Seeing as I have made two poop threads in the past, I was scared that the third one will cause me to get juniored.

Oh well....

That's amazing. I'll make it.

Ultra combo attempt:

Would you date a sexually promiscuous
transgendered,multi ethnic, left-handed small person who has two childs from a precious marriage, a weight problem and is deep into the bitcoin scene? She also did not study in a STEM field

I really hope you meant to write precious and not previous, it's much funnier the way you wrote it....

 

[Exotoro]

Why does sewer water taste better than regular water

 

[maxcriden]

I wanted to make a thread titled "My ex-wife still misses me...."

People would think it's about my relationship woes and be ready for something serious, but when they enter the thread, they'll only be greeted by "But her aim is getting better!"

I'd be all over it, but I know Bish would lay a great ban of justice on me.

Hahahah.

 

[Freaky Fred]

Ultra combo attempt:

Would you date a sexually promiscuous
transgendered,multi ethnic, left-handed small person who has two childs from a precious marriage, a weight problem and is deep into the bitcoin scene? She also did not study in a STEM field

is she over the age of 18?

 

[Amalthea]

I have another one:

Would you date a 12-dimensional silicone slug woman from the planet Xergos 325 who had her hypergluttonal pancreas removed?

 

[sinxtanx]

When will America dissolve into the civil war we're all patiently awaiting?

 

[Aquamarine]

Do you prefer dark or light skin?

I like my skin nice and tan when I go to the beach.

 

[besada]

Would you date a small, brown rock?

 

[Andrew.]

Would you date a small, brown rock?

pls respond

 

[Freaky Fred]

could you date someone who rocks socks with sandals?

 

[Aquamarine]

Would you date your stalker if he turned out to be a small, brown rock?

 

[Andrew.]

could you date someone who rocks socks with sandals?

And drinks almond milk on a regular basis

 

[Aquamarine]

Since McDonalds is made out of wood, how much wood would you eat?

pls respond

 

[shuri]

Siege day 3 - dog still in front of house, barking. Donation Drive info in OP

edit: when I saw the "Pro Wrestling is Fake, but Its Race Problem Isn't" thread, I was something born out of this thread.

 

[davepoobond]

I have another one:

Would you date a 12-dimensional silicone slug woman from the planet Xergos 325 who had her hypergluttonal pancreas removed?

I love this.


"The race problem is fake, but wrestling isn't"

 

[Freaky Fred]

touchy feely stranglers

 

[maxcriden]

2016 is less than 30 months away...

 

[maxcriden]

This is a joke but I think people will not see it that way.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=120523342&postcount=456

 

[davepoobond]

This is a joke but I think people will not see it that way.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=120523342&postcount=456

I always thought pikachu was a male. Considering he doesn't have a line of tits down his stomach

 

[Chezzymann]

"I bought a code from a guy on Ebay but he scammed me-- and now he wants compensation?"

 

[ReadingRambo]

Viscous Cop Startles Shiba Inu: Slain

EmployeeGAF - How do I get my manager to stop asking me to do stuff?

Subway Commercial Star Comes Out as Former Olympic Swimmer

 

[Amalthea]

I have noticed that a lot of gentlemen opt not to tip their fedora anymore.

 

[FrostuTheNinja]

How long until we have sex with our partners while wearing VR helmets?

 

[Masquerader]

Most Dominating Dominatrix of All Time?

I Found a Burger in my Wendy's Fly

I've Noticed That a Lot of Women Are Opting Not to do Something That Doesn't Really Matter That Much

 

[davepoobond]

I watched some movie again. What are some other ambuguois threads?

 

[maxcriden]

I watched some movie again. What are some other ambuguois threads?

I watched the Stepford Wives remake again. What are some other bourgeois movies?

 

[Dictator93]

Ultra combo attempt:

Would you date a sexually promiscuous
transgendered,multi ethnic, left-handed small person who has two childs from a precious marriage, a weight problem and is deep into the bitcoin scene? She also did not study in a STEM field

"who is pro-circumsion"

 

[Settin]

"who is pro-circumsion"

Also they don't tip at restaurants.

 

[kamorra]

Why do we still need Offtopic?

 

[maxcriden]

The Age old question: Was Super Mario Bros. 3 really just a game?

 

[Aquamarine]

How big would the ball pit be at NeoGAF-Con?

 

[sn00zer]

I would love to make a thread titled
"Good lord,did you see what happened at Neogaf-con?!"
and it would basically be people describin what "happened" at a fictional Neogaf-con

 

[maxcriden]

I would love to make a thread titled
"Good lord,did you see what happened at Neogaf-con?!"
and it would basically be people describin what "happened" at a fictional Neogaf-con

I think that's a great idea, actually. I doubt it would be considered against the rules.

 

[afternoon delight]

Couple next door playing their music loudly HELP!

 

[GeordieMark]

Anyone seen my car keys?

 

[maxcriden]

I've been noticing a lot of women are opting not to save

Thread would be about women who play video games but don't save. I think it would go over really well.

 

[Arkos]

How big would the ball pit be at NeoGAF-Con?

NeoGAF Ball Pit Kickstarter OT | Get All Up In Our Balls ($70,000 to go!)

 

[maxcriden]

Scientific study shows a clear difference between organic and conventional toots...

 

[maxcriden]

How many close fronds do you have?

 

[davepoobond]

How many close fronds do you have?

How many closet friends do you have and how do you get them to all fit?

 

[maxcriden]

How many closet friends do you have and how do you get them to all fit?

I thought of something like that but I feel like people would misinterpret it as an anti-gay thread or something.

 

[davepoobond]

I thought of something like that but I feel like people would misinterpret it as an anti-gay thread or something.

Yeah, that's why I tried to clarify with the last part haha

 

[Aquamarine]

Have you ever been in trouble for touching a trophy with your hands?

 

[afternoon delight]

Describe the best time you've had in a library
Ticks inside the house... how and why???
Worst blood fx you've ever seen

 

[.GqueB.]

Is this thread for parody ideas now? Why didn't anyone tell me?!

"I only fly FIRST CLASS... peasants... what is it like back there?"

 

[maxcriden]

Is this thread for parody ideas now? Why didn't anyone tell me?!

"I only fly FIRST CLASS... peasants... what is it like back there?"

Haha awesome.

 

[NH Apache]

We were at the park yesterday and I went to the other side to get a drink. I turned around and headed back. It was horrible. Another man had his hands all over her and she was kissing all over him. His hands slipped down from her shoulders and he started rubbing her ass.

I yelled out. I told him to stop. She didn't listen.

Gaf, what do I do? I don't think I can look at my dog the same way ever again.