Hey all.
I'm from here. In fact, one of the only people left here who was born here.
Some additions to the OP that I feel are lacking:
The best breakfasts (and this city is fucking ridiculous about their goddamn breakfasts) can be found at locations such as:
Gravy
Miss Delta (right across the street from Gravy, as a matter of fact)
The Tin Shed
Arleta Library Cafe
Bar Carlo
There are many more great breakfast spots, so good
there's a book about them. Although I would advise against trying to go to breakfast at the Screen Door. 1) the shit is overrated 2) there's so many good alternative breakfast spots that there's no way their grub is worth the 60-90 minute wait some people endure just to get inside and have some chicken & waffles.
The OP features only one Food Cart in a city that's been featured on multiple television programs for the abundance/quality of their food carts. Koi Fusion is fucking great, no doubt, but damn, man:
Big-Ass Sandwiches
Potato Champion
Whiffies
Grilled Cheese Grill
FlavourSpot
Also, if you love beer - there are three spots you need to hit up to find the best when it comes to grabbing up bombers of high-octane beer snobbery:
Beaumont Market
John's Marketplace
Belmont Station
If you're a video game nerd, not only is Ground Kontrol like fucking heaven, but there's a couple other retail locations that will make life worth living in the Portland Area
Video Game Wizards
CD/Game Exchange
Game Trader
Plus, the annual Retro Gaming Expo, one of the biggest in the country. This year featured a 20,000 square foot MEGACADE featuring HUNDREDS of old cabs. It also hosted this year's Tetris World Championships.
So far as festivals go, there's the
Stumptown Comics Festival, one of the better known indie-comics fests on the West Coast, primarily because it seems a good 2/3rd of the Comics industry lives here, which makes events like
Comics Underground all the more fun to attend, because it's you, crammed into a tiny bar, watching Eisner Award-winners doing odd combinations of stand-up, presentation, and speech all at once while you get lit up off cheap drinks and good bar food.
There's also
Bridgetown Comedy Festival, which has quickly become the comedy festival that comedians most look forward to. Basically, if you've ever downloaded a comedy podcast on iTunes, the person/people hosting it have made sure to clear room on their schedule to attend the Bridgetown Comedy Fest.
And speaking of podcasts - aside from maybe LA or NY, Portland probably has, per-capita,
more podcasts flying out of it than any other city.
Also - Portland isn't like "Portlandia." At least not as a whole. Sure, there's a couple sections of Portland (the Pearl, Hawthorne) that are Portlandia-ish, but Portland is interesting in that there's a good chunk of the city that's all scarved up and bearded to hell, but about 60% percent of the population is completely ignored once you go a couple blocks east of 82nd Ave. It's also a city that has a REALLY fucked-up history regarding race and inclusion, and that doesn't get talked about/dealt with very often.
But a good 85% of us using public transit still thank the bus driver every time we get on or get off at a stop. We're also one of the only states where you can't pump your own gas, and we don't have a sales tax.
Clackamas and Beaverton are not Portland. Portland doesn't like considering them as such, and they don't want Portland encroaching on their suburban empires.
We also keep putting rice all up in our burritos even though we know we're not supposed to do that.