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[West Texas CEO]

Hmmm ...

 

[kanjobazooie]

Hmmm ...

Give your router a good smack

 

[AJUMP23]

MAGA trash conservatives need rounded up and marched straight to the ovens with no pretenses of work camps.

How’s that for a random thought. Fuck you all.

I feel bad for you. I disagree with you and blame you for all the problems sounds like someone in history that also called for genocide.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Give your router a good smack

That worked! Thanks unKanjo!

Now I can go back to watching Khalid Attaf videos!

 

[EerieArcade]

Think I want to learn UI Design. Getting a little bored of my current job and wouldn't mind trying my hand at something a little different.

 

[Hrk69]

This year, I’ve seen more Russians getting blown up online than I’ve seen pussy.

 

[od-chan]

I'm watching the Metaphor documentary, that was posted here yesterday. There was a moment where I was thinking they might be showing some location that might be a bit spoiler-ish, so I had this reflex to hold my hands before my eyes. Quick thinking on my feet, right?

Well, as my hand is nearing my face, I realize that I'm WEARING my vr headset. Now I just like look at my hand through the pass through with the video still very visibly playing, but in the palm of my hand now... sitting there for a moment, looking at my hand, and wondering if, after everything, it's this moment that finally broke my brain.

Turns out, wasn't even much of a spoiler.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

I'm watching the Metaphor documentary, that was posted here yesterday. There was a moment where I was thinking they might be showing some location that might be a bit spoiler-ish, so I had this reflex to hold my hands before my eyes. Quick thinking on my feet, right?

Well, as my hand is nearing my face, I realize that I'm WEARING my vr headset. Now I just like look at my hand through the pass through with the video still very visibly playing, but in the palm of my hand now... sitting there for a moment, looking at my hand, and wondering if, after everything, it's this moment that finally broke my brain.

Turns out, wasn't even much of a spoiler.

 

[nightmare-slain]

I kinda miss Twitter… I never posted on it but it was useful for following news, games, sports, authors, movies, etc. I had been on it since 2009 but it just got so bad I deleted it. The things I saw on it were absolutely disgusting and I noped the fuck right outta there.

Tried Instagram which is probably the best alternative but I ended up deleting that too. Tried Threads but so many weren’t using it even though they were on IG.

Tried Mastadon but it was bloody awful. Downloaded Bluesky today and it does remind me of the early days of Twitter but I can’t find a single person/thing that I want to follow. There is a bit of a positive vibe from what people post but it’s also a bit creepy. I mean it’s not bad but just feels kinda like a cult or something and everyone is going on about how much of a safe space it is. Maybe it’s just me.

I even downloaded TikTok but it’s so annoying and it’s just really videos which isn’t what I’m looking for.

Instagram is probably my best bet so might give it another shot. Twitter is not an option. Fuck that place. I just want to be able to keep up to date with my fav sports team, bands, news sources, video games, etc.

I can’t think of anything else. Tried Discord but it’s not my thing. I do have a Reddit that I lurk on.

 

[Lunarorbit]

In the last year I've gotten at least 8 calls/texts from Randoms trying to buy my house. It's always a horrible connection and usually someone with a super strong accent.

I just told the last lady to give me $2 million for my home and hung up. It always seems like a scam as they ask for pertinent info from me. Like no... come with an actual offer and speak concise and clear English and I would listen.

 

[EerieArcade]

Two days in a row, I've had insults hurled at me on my way home from work. Firstly, a group of four young lads said to me "White pussy motherfucker bastard." And on my way home tonight a car drove past and some woman shouted "Speccy bastard." I absolutely detest the people who live in this shithole of a city. They're not even remotely decent insults either. Put some effort in, please.

 

[Plague Doctor]

You can tell everything about the quality of the entire menu of a chinese food restaurant by one bite of an egg roll.

If they fuck up an egg roll, they are fucking up everything.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

You can tell everything about the quality of the entire menu of a chinese food restaurant by one bite of an egg roll.

If they fuck up an egg roll, they are fucking up everything.

Ya, but does a great eggroll mean they also got quality bathrooms?

lol

 

[grvg]

I’ve been devouring mid size truck info in anticipation of buying my first truck this summer.
I know Trump doesn’t give a shit about the environment so that makes me wonder how much of a change we might see in our auto industry. It’d be nice to get back to reliable V6 and V8 engines instead of these Turbo four bangers.

Hopefully we get to witness complete and total def system death

 

[West Texas CEO]

You can tell everything about the quality of the entire menu of a chinese food restaurant by one bite of an egg roll.

If they fuck up an egg roll, they are fucking up everything.

No lies detected.

 

[Audiophile]

The bravest people in the world just moved in a few blocks over, they've got a giant red Buddhist/Hindu Swastika right in the middle of their front door. No issue with that of course but without meaning to sound condescending I'm willing to bet 90% of folks aren't gonna get it.

 

[Jsisto]

If there’s an afterlife I imagine it’s kinda like an MMO where’s there’s different servers to prevent overcrowding.

 

[Londo]

I just love the subtle muscle soreness that I feel in my body. It's so fucking good to be back in the gym after YEARS.

 

[od-chan]

i love this broken world. people are dying, there are wars everywhere, and yet here I am hanging out, stoned and getting drunk on cheap wine while sitting in vr and watching girls young enough to be my daughters in very skimpy clothing performing bubbly songs, filling my entire peripheral vision, as if earth would be this happy place and this society is glady willing to gobble it up, elevate this "entertainment", sell it to us, market it, actually even have the guts to call it capitalism and barter as a good thing. i love how horribly dystopian polar oppositly these two worlds exist not only in spite of each other, but actually fueling one and another. you couldn't write this shit, people would call it orwelian or some variation.

the romans didn't have shit on us, we turned hedonism to over 9000



tick tack bitches

 

[Artoris]

You can tell everything about the quality of the entire menu of a chinese food restaurant by one bite of an egg roll.

If they fuck up an egg roll, they are fucking up everything.

I have the same idea but I order portion of chips if they are not good then I dont buy from there It might have something to do with the quality of oil they fry in

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Something must be done about office chairs that store years of butt sweat and poof it out when one sits down.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Something must be done about office chairs that store years of butt sweat and poof it out when one sits down.

Make employees wear diapers.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Something must be done about the diaper smell coming from the office dumpsters.

 

[Vicetrailia]

Elon Musk is a failure of a human being, and is one of the shittiest peope living today. We are lucky that he is a moron, and not actually smart like the Koch Brothers or Bezos. But they stay in their lanes because they are actually intelligent and self aware.

Elon is a demented child and sociopath.

 

[West Texas CEO]

UAPs

 

[West Texas CEO]

Something must be done about office chairs that store years of butt sweat and poof it out when one sits down.

The butt sweat is what gives the chairs flavor.

 

[John Marston]

UAPs

Fuck that shit I'm too old to change.

UFOs forever

 

[Pejo]

I've been trying to defeat this image for like 20 minutes.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

daI've been trying to defeat this image for like 20 minutes.

 

[Pejo]

I'm up to 6 at once btw.

 

[Artoris]

I'm up to 6 at once btw.

I can only see 4

 

[Pejo]

I can only see 4

Funny enough if you treat it like one of those Magic Eye puzzles, you should be able to see 8, but it's still technically only 4. I can also see 2 above or below the 4 in the middle, but only for a millisecond, and only one or the other

 

[Artoris]

Funny enough if you treat it like one of those Magic Eye puzzles, you should be able to see 8, but it's still technically only 4. I can also see 2 above or below the 4 in the middle, but only for a millisecond, and only one or the other

sometimes I think I see more and then its back to four

 

[West Texas CEO]

Big Baller?

 

[Hrk69]

Big baller:

 

[Grildon Tundy]

I've been trying to defeat this image for like 20 minutes.

You can't trick me. This is obviously an interactive gif using my phone's camera to track my eye movement and update the image to hide black dots accordingly.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Big baller:

 

[Pejo]

You can't trick me. This is obviously an interactive gif using my phone's camera to track my eye movement and update the image to hide black dots accordingly.

I've been had!

Never got higher than 6 at once. I don't think it's possible without some sort of brain evolution or disorder. Maybe really W I D E L Y spread apart eyes.

 

[nightmare-slain]

i was watching a movie on tv yesterday and the artifacting was so bad any time there was motion. i doubt it's my tv. probably shitty channel quality but it made me think is this an AI made movie?

i don't remember the name of it but it was one of those crappy cheap american TV movies. AI could probably do a better job than the shit these movies come up with.

these movies will be first to go when AI gets better. i was sitting there questioning myself if these were even real people or AI. you just don't know anymore these days. just made me think is all....

 

[od-chan]

As I get older (and I'm really not that old yet at 32) I rapidly start to understand the arrogance of age. Like what the fuck why would I listen to anything some 24 year old has to say?!

I imagine this will only get worse. Or better, depending on how you look at it.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Maybe really W I D E L Y spread apart eyes

 

[Audiophile]

I'm 32 and just spent 17mins trying to remember the term "pun".

It's been fun folks.

 

[Mistake]

As I get older (and I'm really not that old yet at 32) I rapidly start to understand the arrogance of age. Like what the fuck why would I listen to anything some 24 year old has to say?!

I imagine this will only get worse. Or better, depending on how you look at it.

Occasionally I think like this, and other times the shoe is on the other foot, like when I have tell my mother not to do certain things before she inevitably hurts herself

 

[Audiophile]

Grown-arse man; I just added Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe to my music library.

 

[nightmare-slain]

Grown-arse man; I just added Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe to my music library.

what's wrong with that? song's a bop

 

[West Texas CEO]

Hobo life.

 

[Lunarorbit]

Grown-arse man; I just added Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe to my music library.

Thanks obama

 

[od-chan]

Grown-arse man; I just added Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe to my music library.

don't fight it. embrace it.

 

[intbal]

A new girl started working at my local grocery store a few months ago.
Her first name is Focus.


?

 

[West Texas CEO]

is her last name Ford?