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[3N16MA]

3%

Average rating 2.8/10
Reviews counted: 34
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 33

Lets see if it score lower than the 10% 'Grown Ups' achieved.

 

[Symphonic]

Holy shit that's bad

And yet it'll still beat out Pacific Rim. Shit.

 

[Soler]

Lol James looks like a different guy

 

[strafer]

Kevin James looks like a real douche.

 

[AzureSkies]

"All I can say is I didn't DISlike it. It astounded me too much with its nonsense, and it's not nearly as offensive as I'd anticipated. So I have no real issue with it. "

Is this really a fresh review?

 

[.GqueB.]

Not so grown up after al...

no

Grown ups? More like Grown dow...

no no no

Up yours?

I got nothin... THIS MOVIE STINKS APPARENTLY!!!

 

[dekline]

I'm very passionate about deer urine humor.

 

[TangoAlphaLima]

"All I can say is I didn't DISlike it. It astounded me too much with its nonsense, and it's not nearly as offensive as I'd anticipated. So I have no real issue with it. "

Is this really a fresh review?

I was just about to post this. Does not sound like the reviewer enjoyed the movie, merely tolerated it. Apparently that's enough for a B- on his scale.

 

[Liamario]

"All I can say is I didn't DISlike it. It astounded me too much with its nonsense, and it's not nearly as offensive as I'd anticipated. So I have no real issue with it. "

Is this really a fresh review?

If that's a genuine quote, there's no way that can be interpreted as a positive review.
"I nearly tried to kill myself while watching it. But I didn't" FRESH!

 

[Symphonic]

Down 7% from the first because of no Rob Schiender. Makes sense. At least one of them had enough self control to say "No thanks".

 

[KefkaPalazzo]

Kevin James looks like a real douche.

And yet so handsome...

I didn't expect single digit bad. Yikes.

 

[Salmonax]

Not so grown up after al...

no

Grown ups? More like Grown dow...

no no no

Up yours?

I got nothin... THIS MOVIE STINKS APPARENTLY!!!

Groan Ups?

 

[MechaX]

"All I can say is I didn't DISlike it. It astounded me too much with its nonsense, and it's not nearly as offensive as I'd anticipated. So I have no real issue with it. "

Is this really a fresh review?

For an Adam Sandler movie, I can see that being fresh.

 

[DigitalOp]

I wonder if those are real child photos of them on the poster or if its shopped?

 

[RevoDS]

I thought the first was even lower than that. Wasn't it like 5% at some point?

Spoiler

I liked Grown Ups and I want to see the sequel. Sue me.

 

[Symphonic]

I wonder if those are real child photos of them on the poster or if its shopped?

They're real. Probably touched up a little, though.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Could have been a precious 0.

Kevin James looks like a real douche.

King of.

 

[AzureSkies]

Down 7% from the first because of no Rob Schiender. Makes sense. At least one of them had enough self control to say "No thanks".

When Rob Schneider says no to a movie, that's saying something.

Also, after reading [URL="http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/reviews/grown-ups-2.php]the only fresh movie review[/URL], I really fail to believe that this can be considered fresh.

"It’s still pretty dumb and juvenile and sexist and mean; the lack of a real premise makes it seem even more like a basic cash grab"

 

[.GqueB.]

Groan Ups?

...goddamnit... 10/10

 

[Deified Data]

Holy shit that's bad

And yet it'll still beat out Pacific Rim. Shit.

Cut it out! It will not.

 

[3N16MA]

'That's My Boy' was actually funny despite the horrid reviews. I barely cracked a smile when watching 'Grown Ups.'

 

[Technosteve]

this movie is to get adam sandler's friends paid and him a nice vacation with his friends.

 

[Trike]

Kevin James and Chris Rock have the same hair.

 

[JDSN]

Kevin James looks like young Usher from Spartacus. Awesome.

 

[Socreges]

Down 7% from the first because of no Rob Schiender. Makes sense. At least one of them had enough self control to say "No thanks".

I kinda doubt Schneider was the one to cut the cord there.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

For the people that live and die by Rotten Tomato scores this has to be encouraging for Pacific Rim's box office prospects.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Holy shit that's bad

And yet it'll still beat out Pacific Rim. Shit.

I can't imagine it beats PR worldwide. US, probably. Really hoping the rest of the world goes nuts for Rim, though. And maybe positive word of mouth will give it some legs here in the US.

Must keep faith alive!

Kevin Smith looks like young Usher from Spartacus. Awesome.

 

[Symphonic]

I kinda doubt Schneider was the one to cut the cord there.

You shut your whore mouth

 

[Tornado Condor]

I loved the first one. Will check this one out for sure.

 

[Aesius]

That's a fucking shit tagline.

Just because they're older doesn't mean they're grown ups? Then why the fuck is the movie called Grown Ups? Also, it isn't even remotely funny, creative, or original... Just like the movie itself.

Now that I think about it, the tagline is perfect.

 

[Mr. Sam]

You know what shit movie had a great tagline? What To Expect When You're Expecting:

"It's too late to pull out now."

 

[Doctor Decimate]

Down 7% from the first because of no Rob Schiender. Makes sense. At least one of them had enough self control to say "No thanks".

it's sad that that person is Rob Schneider

 

[Father_Brain]

Sounds like the Oscars already have a Best Picture winner.

Grown Ups 2 opens with a CGI deer invading Adam Sandler’s bedroom, standing up on its hind legs, and pissing in his face; it ends with Sandler simultaneously farting, sneezing, and burping while having sex with Salma Hayek. In between, the audience is treated to Nick Swardson shitting in a Kmart and making out with a dog, David Spade sensuously licking a female bodybuilder’s bicep while wearing a John Oates costume, members of The Lonely Island rubbing their asses on the soapy windshield of Kevin James’ car while wearing cheerleading uniforms, and Shaquille O’Neal filling a swimming pool with his urine.

 

[dekline]

Sounds like the Oscars already have a Best Picture winner.

 

[Escape Goat]

Looking at Grown Ups cast its just another Adam Sandler and Friends cash grab vehicle?

 

[Certinty]

Didn't even know they were making a second one, did the first one do well? I remember it being horrific to say the least.

 

[Kallor]

In USA thats a 97%.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Sounds like the Oscars already have a Best Picture winner.

Stoners have their flick of choice.

 

[tmarques]

it ends with Sandler simultaneously farting, sneezing, and burping while having sex with Salma Hayek.

Didn't she marry a billionaire? WTF would she do this to herself?

 

[airmangataosenai]

"All I can say is I didn't DISlike it. It astounded me too much with its nonsense, and it's not nearly as offensive as I'd anticipated. So I have no real issue with it. "

Is this really a fresh review?

That's one for the back of the DVD box right here.

 

[Busty]

Derp 2.

Groan Ups?

Perfection.

Kudos Sir kudos.

 

[Leucrota]

Kevin James looks like a real douche.

You sound like one.

Kevin looks nice as hell in that pic. Confirms all the stories about him being an awesome guy.

 

[Forsaken82]

3% and it will still do 100 million+ at the box office.

 

[Grinchy]

There are people on GAF who legitimately enjoyed the first one, and not in an ironic way. They will go and see this and they will laugh many times.

 

[Leucrota]

I am one of them, especially if some of those scenes mentioned above are in the movie.

 

[Aesius]

There are people on GAF who legitimately enjoyed the first one, and not in an ironic way. They will go and see this and they will laugh many times.

It's really depressing to do a Twitter search for "Grown Ups 2" and see how many people are like "can't wait to see grown ups 2 lol #sandler #kevinjames"

 

[Joel Was Right]

I thought the trailer was hilarious

 

[Aesius]

I thought the trailer was hilarious

Ow! My balls!

 

[PowderedToast]

i liked the first one

 

[Smash]

Why do people keep watching Sandler movies? Unfunniest hack in Hollywood.