Dutch Gronk
Banned
WADDUP BIIIIIITCHEEEESSSS! We're back later and more disrespectful than ever! With bastardly shirtwearers trying to destroy the league from the inside, but we don't give a fuuuuuck. We here and we Gronking hard like a Gronkerfucker.
A new year, new hopes and dreams and in some cases, more disappointments and sadness. With last years "champion", Darkest Dad, leaving, before the start of the new season, that leaves us with a Champ of my choosing and I chose me!
Now, on to business.
1. Dutch Godell - #GronkingGod, can predict the draft like Jesus can see the future.
2. Ubertag - Too good at this game, if he wins there won't be a 5th season.
3. Actstriker - A true veteran, here from the start, but will he finally win it now?
4. Rando - Disappears at time, but actually somewhat good at fantasy football. In for his second season after losing the game because of a late interception (Wait, was that a different game?)
5. Blackghost - Will he have his breakout season just like JFF?
6. Greg - Another vet. Had a great first 2 season, but season 3 was like a Packers playoff game. A huge disappointment.
7. Godslay - Won it all in season 1 and just like Peyton Manning really wants his second title.
8. Kave_Man - Traitor Kitty, wears shirts with the collar popped up.
9. Bread - Jimmy G is gonna destroy the league, but will Bread do the same?
10. Wes - Not sure if he's still in. He still works a lot, no longer a mod, so we kinda lost our cred. Still a cool guy.
11. Larry - Tried to start a Shirtwearing revolution. Still sucks at Fantasy Football.
12. Confrontation - A new guy on the block, Belgian so will probably be below average just like his country and team.
13. Lunchbox - Still banned, still rich. We need the funding.
14. Sanjuro - Gonna destroy this league again like a super sized pizza.
15. Fox - Will try to take it to the next level. Moving from the Sanchize to the Geno. The next level isn't always better.
16. Minx88 - Another newbie. We needed a Bears fan, it's an affirmative action thing. He might be good at this, so watch out.
*Some changes may or may not be made
1. Less laundry
2. Ladies dig it
3. Easy access when you have an itch
4. Instant swagger increase
5. You're like Gronk
6. No beer stains when you miss your mouth
7. Eternal glory
8. Pool access
9. Always get service
10. #JackedCentral
11. We drink vodka-water
12. We party in the summer and the winter #YearOfGronk
13. It gets you book deals
Highest single fine price - $1.000.000 for Greg
Highest score in a game - 149.84 in week 3 of Season 1 - Actstriker
Lowest score in a game - 27.50 in week 10 of Season 2 - Chan
Highest team score in a season - 1303.44 in Season 1 - BlackGhost
Lowest team score in a season - 911.76 in Season 1 - Sanjuro
Most defenses drafted in 1 draft - 3 - Frenchie
Most saltyness over not getting a player they really wanted - tie- Dutch Goddell with Gronk, Snes with Doug Martin
Worst idea regarding the draft - Larry suggesting an offline draft.
Most 'Hunger Foul' Trophies in a season - 3 - Milchjon
Best start to a season - 7-0 - Season 1 - Wrayfield
Longest winstreak (regular season) - 8 - Blackghost
Hottest chick (decided by multiple polls) - Emma Stone
Greatest TE to ever play in the NFL - Rob Gronkowski
Handsomest man ever - Tom Brady
Best commish - Dutch Patriot
Season 1 - Godslay with his Jerry Jones Gloryholes
Season 2 - Ubertag with his Long Island Broskis
Season 3 - Darkest Red with his PeyPey the Pipers
Wrayfield
Milchjon
Darkest Red
Snesfreak
I should do speeches for them all, but I'm so goddamn lazy
The draft order and date have not been set yet. But we used the score set in the draft predictor to set the draft order, which we will start with NOW. The draft date needs to be soon, so let's get on that as well. It will be a live draft just like last year and the year before, not that live draft bullshit, Larry.
FINAL STANDINGS
SHIRTLESS LEAGUE DRAFT SLOT FINAL STANDINGS
1. Dutch Patriot (aka The Commish) - 1,230 Points
2. Wes - 1,220 Points
3. UberTag - 1,150 Points
4. BaltimoreLarry - 1,100 Points
5. Kave_Man - 1,070 Points
6. Sanjuro - 1,060 Points (still banned)
7. Greg - 1,020 Points
8. Confrontation - 970 Points
9. minx88 - 800 Points
10. Bread - 640 Points (still banned; is he still in the league?)
11. Actstriker - 580 Points
12. Lunchbox (I think) - 570
13. Fox318 - 540 Points
14. BlackGhost - 490 Points
15. Godslay - 0 Points
Link to the greatest league in the world
http://shirtless.league.fantasy.nfl.com
(Non-Shirtless members are free to post here if they wanna talk about fantasy football in general, just wanna hang out, have any questions about manscaping, workouts or pugs)
Old threads
Season 1 - Shirtless FF League |S1| Shirts are for squares.
Season 2 - Shirtless FF League |S2| Revenge is a dish best served Shirtless
Season 3 - Shirtless FF League |S3| #GronkGronk #ScaredShirtless #BornShirtless #Drake #NoShirts
