If our annual NFL Draft pick accuracy contest to designate draft slot priority doesn't get off the ground this week, I submit that we instead allow people to choose their draft slot based on how they finished last season (with new Shirtless owners grabbing whatever slots remain available).
1st - Hue Let The Dogs Out
2nd - Trust The Prosise
3rd - 8-8 Believe!
4th - The Harambaes
5th - Battle of Tannehill
6th - Win It For Greg
7th - The Classy Dudes
8th - GRONK GRONK PARTY
9th - Sir I Sack Newton
10th - Golden P
11th - Bledsoe's Bunch
12th - Long Island Broskis
13th - ANIMU ANIMU ANIMU
14th - Garoppolo Islands
15th - Eddie Lazys
16th - Fay Rarmer
So Wes would get to choose his draft slot first. And then so on and so forth.