I concede this exchange has virtually no content of value to anyone, but I'm more giving him a hard time for being defensive about subjective opinions.
"Drive by clickbait" isn't an opinion of the topic at hand, it's the dismissal of another. Informing me that a game isn't for me personally if I'd purchase it this year (but not the same day as him) isn't an opinion, it's an insult. So yeah, I was ticked off. By saying both anecdotes were actually the same (one not being "mere clickbait"), it was actually progress.
Since he was slinging such "false clickbait" claims over that anecdote, I found the suddenly manifested one that his sister already preordered it with a Pro controller a little convenient...since you know a lot of people are waiting to figure out how to preorder. If he said he was from USA I'd have told him to GTFO lol