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[Men_in_Boxes]

cybertruck is a massive L and he should cancel that shit

It's the best selling vehicle in the US over 100k.

 

[The Cockatrice]

It's the best selling vehicle in the US over 100k.

 

[daffyduck]

 

[BennyBlanco]

I see them all the time

 

[The Cockatrice]

I see them all the time

Yeah from rich influencers who bought and/or received/gifted them. The average joe aint buying that crap. Besides, my point is, its trash and it looks like a pos. Theres tons of reports of it of failing quality wise. There was also news of insurance companies dropping support of it due to how poorly designed it is.

Anyway:

 

[12Goblins]

meh, robot looks like some gimmick for rich people to impress their friends at parties

not sure why elon thought it was a good idea to burn the bridge with his progressive following and cozy up with the conservatives who mostly hate the type of future he is trying to sell. makes no sense to me from a business POV

we could have a made a lot of money together elon (੭ ˊ^ˋ)੭

 

[XXL]

I'm buying multiple of these bots.

And yes. Self Driving is insanely good now, I have a Tesla with FSD.

The last few updates have been substantial. You aren't even required to touch the steering wheel as of late. Summoning works really well too.

 

[BennyBlanco]

Yeah from rich influencers who bought and/or received/gifted them. The average joe aint buying that crap. Besides, my point is, its trash and it looks like a pos. Theres tons of reports of it of failing quality wise. There was also news of insurance companies dropping support of it due to how poorly designed it is.

Anyway:

I see them just driving around dude. Like several times a day. I agree and I wouldn’t buy one but you can’t say they’re not popular.

 

[XXL]

I see them just driving around dude. Like several times a day. I agree and I wouldn’t buy one but you can’t say they’re not popular.

The Model Y was the best selling vehicle worldwide in 2023.

Tesla's Model Y was the world's best-selling vehicle in 2023

Tesla has apparently knocked Toyota off the top spot, and it's the first time any electric car has reached that peak

driving.ca

In 2024 it's the 2nd best selling vehicle in the US so far.

Tesla Model Y Now Just a Hair from #1 Bestselling Model in the US, Toyota RAV4. Former #1 Ford F-150 is #3. Stellantis Plunges off Greed Cliff. EV Share Rises to 9.0% | Wolf Street

wolfstreet.com

It's popular.

Edit: just read back, saw you were talking Cybertruck.

 

[PrefectAboro]

 

[clarky]

Id buy a robo taxi. save me walking down the pub most afternoons to pick the car up. Only to drive back down after dinner and leave it there. Again.

 

[GymWolf]

First things first. Upload Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Then, hardened materials upgrade, wireless blackhat capabilities.

Can't you buy something like this?

 

[XXL]

Id buy a robo taxi. save me walking down the pub most afternoons to pick the car up. Only to drive back down after dinner and leave it there. Again.

The normal Teslas with FSD do this now at a short range. The range is going to be expanded over time. I have one and use it, it's great.

 

[clarky]

The normal Teslas with FSD do this now at a short range. The range is going to be expanded over time. I have one and use it, it's great.

Yeah but you could still technically get busted for drink driving? Without a steering wheel I'd just have my own personal taxi. Which could graft while im sleeping. Sounds too good to be true.

I never go far so this sound perfect for me.

Edit: Thinking about it this is awesome. It could do my airport runs and drop me and pick me up from gigs.

 

[SlimySnake]

If I am spending $30k on a robot, it better look like sydney sweeney and blow me every night.

 

[jufonuk]

Hurry up and get to the sexbots.

This

Also Elon now taking physical labour jobs away.

 

[IntentionalPun]

$20-$30k, “biggest product ever of any kind” lol. Oh Elon

These things will likely never be that cheap, won’t be useful at a house for decades at best and Tesla’s version looks like shit.

That thing waddling around slowly serving drinks was hilarious looking though.

 

[6502]

Elon and the guy before are terrible presenters. That would have been much better if delivered with enthusiasm. They should hire Reggie.

 

[ManaByte]

Great!

 

[Punished Miku]

Tesla stock sinks 7% after Elon Musk's robotaxi reveal disappoints investors

Tesla (TSLA) stock fell during morning trading on Friday, after its highly-anticipated robotaxi reveal failed to impress investors.

www.yahoo.com

 

[IntentionalPun]

Tesla stock sinks 7% after Elon Musk's robotaxi reveal disappoints investors

Tesla (TSLA) stock fell during morning trading on Friday, after its highly-anticipated robotaxi reveal failed to impress investors.

www.yahoo.com

The whole dog and pony show only existed to try to stave off investors fleeing the stock. People are getting wise to Eon BS-ing about timelines, pricing, functionality…. everything.

His companies still do good work but TSLA is so massively inflated partly because people used to just believe what he said lol

 

[Sushi_Combo]

Very affordable, when are pre-orders up?

 

[Punished Miku]

The whole dog and pony show only existed to try to stave off investors fleeing the stock. People are getting wise to Eon BS-ing about timelines, pricing, functionality…. everything.

His companies still do good work but TSLA is so massively inflated partly because people used to just believe what he said lol

Allowing his company to put taxis on the road with no steering wheels will get people killed. He's lied about almost everything and hasn't demonstrated they can do it. Other far more competent companies are already beating them to the punch. The guy is a national security risk and a con artist.

 

[wipeout364]

No way this comes in at that price.

 

[E-Cat]

If I am spending $30k on a robot, it better look like sydney sweeney and blow me every night.

You'd have to spend a lot more than $30k on Sydney Sweeney

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Will wait for a johnny cab

 

[AJUMP23]

"Here's a machine to do braindead menial household tasks"
"Thanks but I have a wife for that stuff"

It was a joke. Ya know a pretty good one.

 

[Futaleufu]

It was the obvious next step. If you want to colonize Mars you are going to need an army of them.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Next they'll be releasing the 3 Sea Shells Toilets.

 

[cash_longfellow]

Thing better give me sexual favors as well for that price

 

[Putonahappyface]

When they become self aware and don't want to do house chores anymore.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

This is cool until the Tesla bots start mating us so that they can start selling human beings to do menial house labor for them.

 

[Northeastmonk]

who else is making this stuff or trying to push it to mass production. It could very well be the next leap in technology.

I’d pay any price if someone could make me an Android to be with my son after I’m gone. Especially if it would abide by my living will.

 

[Tams]

Nice. 30k 40k 50k 60k launching in 2026 2028 2030 2032.

Able to water plants, freak out your dogs, and fall over quite well.

All veeeeeeerrrrrrryyyyyy sloooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwlllllyyyyy.

 

[Giallo Corsa]

 

[IntentionalPun]

who else is making this stuff or trying to push it to mass production. It could very well be the next leap in technology.

I’d pay any price if someone could make me an Android to be with my son after I’m gone. Especially if it would abide by my living will.

Dozens of companies.

 

[sono]

I have a bad feeling about this

 

[Griffon]

I want this model.

 

[CSJ]

I just hope one day this stuff can help with home care.
But also.... making a robot that can lift a person over 120kg means if they "malfunction", it's going to fuckin' hurt.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

I want this model.

Not in my lifetime unfortunately

 

[RagnarokIV]

I want this model.

Link??

 

[Hrk69]

Link??

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celesdolls.com

 

[IntentionalPun]

Didn't know Jonathon Nolan posted here.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Looks like a model 3 with even more soulless design.

 

[kittoo]

Yeah you guys in the US be the Guinea pigs for it. Its cool and all but that thing in my house will keep me awake at night 100%.

 

[IntentionalPun]

Yeah you guys in the US be the Guinea pigs for it. Its cool and all but that thing in my house will keep me awake at night 100%.

Maybe in a decade people will be guinea pigs lol

I noticed social media is flooded with stories about "Tesla released it's robot and you can buy it for $30k" when even Musk says 2027 (which likely means 3-4 times as long) and the price is total pulled out of his ass as well.

 

[diffusionx]

he's just like me frfr

 

[Badlucktroll]

 

[Northeastmonk]

Dozens of companies.

It comes off like such a pipe dream. This is the stuff Isaac Asimov wrote about his entire life. Everything from iRobot to Robbie.

Tesla nailed the reveal. I’m sure someone watches those bipedal droids on YouTube and hopefully it’ll trend across social media. To me, this should be a sign that we are almost there.

Who will sell an android in our lifetime? Elon Musk wants to sell us an electric vehicle and an android maid in the years to come. Again, this could just be a pipe dream.

 

[BennyBlanco]

These ads were fucking hilarious. Now every ad I see is some bizarre presciption drug ad or sports betting. We used to be a proper country.