Can I touch your hair?captmcblack said:Easy bro, he's not trying to be a troll or anything - he has legitimate inquiries, so let's try to address them!
I don't want our thread to get owned AGAIN simply by existing.
God, I still can't get over the subtext of that. :lol
spindashing said:Through the anonymity of NeoGAF itself, there's no way to discern a person's race unless that person makes it explicit or one of the picture threads if they so wanted to post pictures of themselves. People in the minority had no way of knowing that there was in fact, others around of their own race other than the occaisonal avatar revealing so, but even avatars aren't great for assumption purposes. With the creation of the last NegroGAF thread, it was sort of akin to a "coming-out" party in that we revealed that there are blacks around here and a lot of them. I am of Haitian descent, and I had *no* idea that there would be other Haitians in the same forum. I cannot even begin to describe my joy at recognizing that and the diversity of a forum which I assumed to not be as diverse as I thought.
Now that we see that we exist (lol), here is a place to speak of issues that come up within our groups. This thread leans heavily to the perspective of US blacks because most of us here are from the US. We do have some others from other countries: Japan, Africa, etc and we get/learn new things from them.
oh sweet JESUS. YES.
captmcblack said:Easy bro, he's not trying to be a troll or anything - he has legitimate inquiries, so let's try to address them!
I don't want our thread to get owned AGAIN simply by existing.
God, I still can't get over the subtext of that. :lol
captmcblack said:Probably the only places on Earth where one's blackness isn't also a general "otherness" are places where black people are the predominant people...like in Africa or in the Caribbean or something.
In America, to understand what it is like to be a black male here, you'd need to live your otherness everyday. It's not enough to just know that everyone considers you different - if only just a tiny, tiny bit - because you are black. You need to be thought of differently, perceived differently. You need to know that when you're in Bloomingdale's with a fitted cap, you will be followed around to make sure you don't steal anything. You need to know that you are not being looked for on OkCupid even if you look like Denzel Washington (whereas you'd probably get lucky if you looked like Macaulay Culkin, lol). You need to know that you're a surprise when you're successful and an expected statistic when you fuck up. You need to know that sometimes, your girlfriend's parents won't dig you specifically because you are black. You need to know that law enforcement in whereever you live at is explicitly trained to observe you and assume - even slightly - that there is a higher probability for you to be up to less than absolute good specifically because you are black.
You need to know that advertising thinks you need to have funkier music in the ads for things that are decidedly un-funky (like McDonald's) because you are black. You need to know that your favorite politicians make a big to-do about going where you live to be seen around you, but not a big to-do about honestly fixing things that suck about where you live because you are black (and you need to understand that the politician's hands are tied because he can't be seen to be giving any racial favoritism, lest his opposition suggest "OH SHIT REPARATIONS WHITE SLAVERY"). You need to know that you will not be able to get a good haircut in 90% of the country, even though a good haircut is simply shaving your head and aligning the hairline accordingly.
These are just an infinitesimal amount of things that make being black, being black.
You don't have to understand what it's like - you just need to know that it exists like this sometimes.
Blackness in America is a perpetual cultural/societal otherness that you learn to live with - and over the last 40 years as a function of centuries of work towards civil rights and de jure equality, it is also something that many have learned to love as well.
This is about where I thought we were in the UK. Not perfect by any means, but trying. Have you felt that race has been any kind of obstacle to employment? Has it caused you any problems with dating? In school?Mecha_Infantry said:Yes and no
It was bad back in the 70's and 80's. John Barnes regularly got monkey chants and bananas thrown at him when he was on the pitch for England
But now we have lil White and Asian kids with black players names on the back and it brings a tear to my eye
As for racism in UK it still exists. Even the mild hints of it happen to me everyday when I get on the train in the morning with the suits scared to sit next to me because I got some dreds. Even though man is going to work they look at me like ...the fuck? And I know it's nit everyone but I know a handful o people do it to other ethnics on the train too.
Man gets followed by security guards ALWAYS in HMV when I'm earning twice as much as you but you feelthe need to ask man what he wants in the store. I have too many bad stories, but the good far outweigh the bad
Woah, you read way too much into my comment. What I meant was it's not unusual for an Englishman to hear a jibe in the nature that Crazy Monkey posted. It's not unusual during conversations about the Middle East to be reminded that 'You (meaning England) created this whole mess!' despite the fact that I was 30 years from being born. I'd imagine it's not unusual for Germans to be ribbed about starting wars etc. I don't literally feel persecuted for the crimes of the British Empire.captmcblack said:Explain this....
What have I written that has made you feel that way? Have I not been respectful and sincere? Have I insulted anybody? Made any racist comments? Belittled anyone? What do you think I'm trying to achieve here? A greater understanding of the 'black mindset' or a pointless troll for shits & giggles? If it were the latter, why didn't I get involved over the weekend?bdizzle said:No one is trying to make you accountable for anything except for trying to stink up the thread.....
SmokyDave said:Woah, you read way too much into my comment. What I meant was it's not unusual for an Englishman to hear a jibe in the nature that Crazy Monkey posted. It's not unusual during conversations about the Middle East to be reminded that 'You (meaning England) created this whole mess!' despite the fact that I was 30 years from being born. I'd imagine it's not unusual for Germans to be ribbed about starting wars etc. I don't literally feel persecuted for the crimes of the British Empire.
I don't hold anything against any random Caucasian. Believe it or not, the vast majority of blacks feel the same way.SmokyDave said::lol I suppose you've got me there. It's a shame that I (and everybody else in my generation) am held accountable for the sins of my father (well, grandfather) but I guess that's just how it goes.
Nice. Glad we got that cleared up. I understand why you replied in the way you did now.captmcblack said:Ahh, okay - I got you.
I don't think I read too much, as much as I read it in the wrong context. I didn't know you were talking about the UK :lol
My bad; like all typically-arrogant Americans, I assumed you were talking about America because fuck you we're the best America fuck yeah.![]()
Please see clarification above, I wasn't saying what you think I was saying. I was talking about the British Empire and even then, I was jibing with Crazy Monkey, not raising a heart-breaking grievance.K.Jack said:I don't hold anything against any random Caucasian. Believe it or not, the vast majority of blacks feel the same way.
The thought that you should feel bad about slavery and its aftermath is perposterous. If you're carrying some misguided sense of guilt around with you, it's time to let it go. Hold yourself accountable for your own actions, and forget those who say you owe humanity any more than that.
The only thing I want from a white person, from any person, is a chance to define myself by my actions. If you give me that, we're allies.
does this genuinely get to you? british national identity to me is something of a dusty old family heir-loom. i'll have endless irc debates with kabouter about who fucked whose shit up more 300 years ago, and feel a certain historical reverential appreciation, but the idea of someone applying the historical undertakings of my country to my personality is too ludicrous to feel any offense. it's more fun just to play up the jingoism and play kitchener's advocate just for laughs.SmokyDave said:Woah, you read way too much into my comment. What I meant was it's not unusual for an Englishman to hear a jibe in the nature that Crazy Monkey posted. It's not unusual during conversations about the Middle East to be reminded that 'You (meaning England) created this whole mess!' despite the fact that I was 30 years from being born. I'd imagine it's not unusual for Germans to be ribbed about starting wars etc. I don't literally feel persecuted for the crimes of the British Empire.
Whoompthereitis said:What the hell is going on here...rebirth of Negrogaf? Niiiiice.
Update on the single mom of two, for those that remember from the last thread: Had the date on Friday, and it went very well. She made me dinner, and her kids were adorable. After dinner her live-in nanny (a definite plus) took the kids to bed and me and the lady got comfy on the couch. Sexual chemisty between us was unreal. We stopped before it got too crazy, but I'm going back tonight (kids are at her Baby Daddy's) to smack it up, flip it, rub it down oh noooooooooooo......
Can I get an internet fist-bump?
Whoompthereitis said:Update: Just got back from her place. Hit it like the fist of an angry God.
Nice to know this whiteboy's still got game. Straight up, one of the freakiest women I've ever been with, in a good way.
Getting used to condoms again is a bitch though.
I'd quote the Denzel jpg, but I'm on the road.Whoompthereitis said:Update: Just got back from her place. Hit it like the fist of an angry God.
Nice to know this whiteboy's still got game. Straight up, one of the freakiest women I've ever been with, in a good way.
Getting used to condoms again is a bitch though.
Denzelsogood.gifWhoompthereitis said:Update: Just got back from her place. Hit it like the fist of an angry God.
Nice to know this whiteboy's still got game. Straight up, one of the freakiest women I've ever been with, in a good way.
Getting used to condoms again is a bitch though.
Well when you make comments like it sucks that I'm held accountable for my grandparents mistakes, I pretty much have to assume you're trolling. Imagine me coming into a UK thread and saying I'm being held accountable over the fact that Americans kicked you ass in the revolutionary war.SmokyDave said:What have I written that has made you feel that way? Have I not been respectful and sincere? Have I insulted anybody? Made any racist comments? Belittled anyone? What do you think I'm trying to achieve here? A greater understanding of the 'black mindset' or a pointless troll for shits & giggles? If it were the latter, why didn't I get involved over the weekend?
Whoompthereitis said:Update: Just got back from her place. Hit it like the fist of an angry God.
Nice to know this whiteboy's still got game. Straight up, one of the freakiest women I've ever been with, in a good way.
Getting used to condoms again is a bitch though.
bdizzle said:Well when you make comments like it sucks that I'm held accountable for my grandparents mistakes, I pretty much have to assume you're trolling. Imagine me coming into a UK thread and saying I'm being held accountable over the fact that Americans kicked you ass in the revolutionary war.
Count Dookkake said:This seems like the right place for this, but if it isn't, apologies.
What does Black GAF think of black characters in stories/films written or directed by white people? Any really good ones? Any really bad ones? Are certain characters or environments taboo for outsiders? Can stereotypes be re-purposed? New character types you would like to see? Characters from previously existing literature or film than you would like to see made black?
Any input or suggestions for research greatly welcome.
EDIT: regarding the really bad/racist ones, not looking for old timey shit and blackface. More like subtly or even accidentally racist stuff. Thanks.
Black Spider-Man? I remember Donald Glover wanting to be that role. I could see it happening. We takin' over. :lolHimuro said:Black Peter Parker, goddamit!
I agree it could work, but usually it feels condescending to me, I don't know why.
Himuro said:Bruce Leeroy stands at the summit, his head held high. Bruce Leeroy is the ultimate example for creating a great black superhero. He's just this guy who stands by his convictions, acts himself even though he's a little quirky, and he's totally fine with it. And yet he's a total badass.
The Warriors does a good job of it too.
Have you felt that race has been any kind of obstacle to employment? Has it caused you any problems with dating? In school?
Why would black Canadians be far fetched? Caribana is a big deal.Count Dookkake said:Thanks for the response, captmcblack. Lots to think about.
Thought on each question, in order:
Is there a current "Urkel"? Kid on Everbody Hates Chris seemed like that, but I only saw a few episodes.
Black Canadians may be too far-fetched for US audience.
Tony Todd should play a wizard.
Jason Blackbourne?Sorry.
More questions:
Is "authenticity" the hobgoblin of little minds?
Are white characters re-skinned black indistinguishable from characters written black?
so like LePete DeShawn Parker?Himuro said:Black Peter Parker, goddamit!
I agree it could work, but usually it feels condescending to me, I don't know why.
I'm late as hell, but BRAVO, sir.captmcblack said:Probably the only places on Earth where one's blackness isn't also a general "otherness" are places where black people are the predominant people...like in Africa or in the Caribbean or something.
In America, to understand what it is like to be a black male here, you'd need to live your otherness everyday. It's not enough to just know that everyone considers you different - if only just a tiny, tiny bit - because you are black. You need to be thought of differently, perceived differently. You need to know that when you're in Bloomingdale's with a fitted cap, you will be followed around to make sure you don't steal anything. You need to know that you are not being looked for on OkCupid even if you look like Denzel Washington (whereas you'd probably get lucky if you looked like Macaulay Culkin, lol). You need to know that you're a surprise when you're successful and an expected statistic when you fuck up. You need to know that sometimes, your girlfriend's parents won't dig you specifically because you are black. You need to know that law enforcement in whereever you live at is explicitly trained to observe you and assume - even slightly - that there is a higher probability for you to be up to less than absolute good specifically because you are black.
You need to know that advertising thinks you need to have funkier music in the ads for things that are decidedly un-funky (like McDonald's) because you are black. You need to know that your favorite politicians make a big to-do about going where you live to be seen around you, but not a big to-do about honestly fixing things that suck about where you live because you are black (and you need to understand that the politician's hands are tied because he can't be seen to be giving any racial favoritism, lest his opposition suggest "OH SHIT REPARATIONS WHITE SLAVERY"). You need to know that you will not be able to get a good haircut in 90% of the country, even though a good haircut is simply shaving your head and aligning the hairline accordingly.
These are just an infinitesimal amount of things that make being black, being black.
You don't have to understand what it's like - you just need to know that it exists like this sometimes.
Blackness in America is a perpetual cultural/societal otherness that you learn to live with - and over the last 40 years as a function of centuries of work towards civil rights and de jure equality, it is also something that many have learned to love as well.
Count Dookkake said:This seems like the right place for this, but if it isn't, apologies.
What does Black GAF think of black characters in stories/films written or directed by white people? Any really good ones? Any really bad ones? Are certain characters or environments taboo for outsiders? Can stereotypes be re-purposed? New character types you would like to see? Characters from previously existing literature or film than you would like to see made black?
Any input or suggestions for research greatly welcome.
EDIT: regarding the really bad/racist ones, not looking for old timey shit and blackface. More like subtly or even accidentally racist stuff. Thanks.
I said GYAHDAMcaptmcblack said:Probably the only places on Earth where one's blackness isn't also a general "otherness" are places where black people are the predominant people...like in Africa or in the Caribbean or something.
In America, to understand what it is like to be a black male here, you'd need to live your otherness everyday. It's not enough to just know that everyone considers you different - if only just a tiny, tiny bit - because you are black. You need to be thought of differently, perceived differently. You need to know that when you're in Bloomingdale's with a fitted cap, you will be followed around to make sure you don't steal anything. You need to know that you are not being looked for on OkCupid even if you look like Denzel Washington (whereas you'd probably get lucky if you looked like Macaulay Culkin, lol). You need to know that you're a surprise when you're successful and an expected statistic when you fuck up. You need to know that sometimes, your girlfriend's parents won't dig you specifically because you are black. You need to know that law enforcement in whereever you live at is explicitly trained to observe you and assume - even slightly - that there is a higher probability for you to be up to less than absolute good specifically because you are black.
You need to know that advertising thinks you need to have funkier music in the ads for things that are decidedly un-funky (like McDonald's) because you are black. You need to know that your favorite politicians make a big to-do about going where you live to be seen around you, but not a big to-do about honestly fixing things that suck about where you live because you are black (and you need to understand that the politician's hands are tied because he can't be seen to be giving any racial favoritism, lest his opposition suggest "OH SHIT REPARATIONS WHITE SLAVERY"). You need to know that you will not be able to get a good haircut in 90% of the country, even though a good haircut is simply shaving your head and aligning the hairline accordingly.
These are just an infinitesimal amount of things that make being black, being black.
You don't have to understand what it's like - you just need to know that it exists like this sometimes.
Blackness in America is a perpetual cultural/societal otherness that you learn to live with - and over the last 40 years as a function of centuries of work towards civil rights and de jure equality, it is also something that many have learned to love as well.
Count Dookkake said:Is there any sci-fi that deals with the themes present in captmcblacks epic post?
There should be, if there isn't.
harSon, thanks for the input. Were you at Fantastic Fest? There was an interesting sci-fi, body-switching movie called Transfer that touched on colonialism; elderly white couple rents time in the bodies of young Africans. I thought it was pretty good. Quite touching. Managed to avoid most of the cliches associated with the genre.
@ Boldedcaptmcblack said:Fuck "authenticity".
You can't write truly authentic black people without that understanding of blackness like I said before.
I'd much rather you reskin those characters as black people because goddammit, they're plausible too. Yes, black people carry that epic understanding of otherness straight down to their molecules...but it'd be better for black characters in media to be seen in a wide variety of roles aside from the typical thug/badass cop/badass thug/soldier/family guy role, than it would be for someone to even try to begin to convey that black understanding in a two-hour movie.
Black people would be better served by black Scott Pilgrim and black Squall Leonheart and black James Bond than they would be by 2 hours trying to explain 500 years of people being thought of like aliens in their own home.
Veidt said:Man, black people desperately need a black James Bond/ Jason Bourne.
Then I can finally go, "Oh, so THAT'S what it's like to feel like Solo."
I've never thought of this, because it's been so engraved into our minds for as long as we've been alive. But damn, 99% of the cool role model characters are white. Imagine what that must feel like as a kid. Seeing Batman, or spider-man, James Bond. All of these characters modelled after you. Shit is crazy. It's like Shaft, and fresh prince of bel-air , but EVERYWHERE, son.
DY_nasty said:@ Bolded
I'd really like to see a black James Bond in my lifetime, but it'll probably never happen.
Veidt said:Have any of you watched Traitor? Such an excellent film, both in the choice of who plays the lead character ( Don Cheadle, arguably a man that is hired for his talents specifically, because let's face it, they'd much rather hire a light skin, or big and bulky/muscled dude, in most other projects). And also in what kind of character he plays; which is a black muslim that's actually the most authentic portrayal I've seen in a film.
I'm one people that believe that Will Smith is an incredibly average actor. He shouldn't be anywhere near the role of James Bond.crazy monkey said:will smith was more than capable of it. areas where i like to see mroe black people is in politics, doctors, courts as a judge and lawyers and as professors all of this are normal jobs but i want famous black people in each field so they can be role model.