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[Dr.Morris79]

Eight times I've read it, still don't know. Any further reading might cause a frontal cortex inverse affect.

 

[poppabk]

A two story tall cow firing purple balls of light from behind giant boxes she conjured.
There could be worse ways, but probably not any more absurd.

 

[Brigandier]

I'll die repeatedly in space falling off random objects and spinning playstation buttons....

 

[Magic Carpet]

I just need to stay away from the Vatican and I'm good.

 

[Shifty1897]

My abusive surrogate father got below 50% health, doubled his turns and speed, and annihilated me before I had a chance to heal.

Just like real life.

 

[MP!]

so probably a Selfie D off a platform in smash

 

[hinch7]

Charged by a 10+ foot boss and monstrosity in POE 2. Ouch! At least its instant death.

 

[wvnative]

Spider-Man just got run over by a fucking forklift...

 

[keefged4]

Obliterated by Amon at the top of the Final Millenium Tower

 

[Wonko_C]

Instantly turned into meat chunks by a railgun blast. (Quake III Arena)

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

Damn mine was a swarm of zombies in Call of Duty attacking my exfil helicopter, we are all fucked

 

[DoktorCoktor]

I had a bad turn.

 

[AlphaDump]

Helldivers 2 and getting ragdolled by a charger. Terrified to walk to my car after work now.

 

[Aguero9320]

Shot by a nazi... Not too far a stretch, living in the US.

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

Some Djinn lady who was trapped for 3000 years, she wasn't happy when I sat her free...then she took me to a trial set up to ascend me....complete fail, thanks PoE2.

 

[kingwingin]

Fell off a cliff in Hunter COTW

 

[Garibaldi]

Some gloop monster wiped me out in Astro bot. I really hope I respawn at the checkpoint

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[R6Rider]

Midnight Murder Club.

Via a revolver in the dark.

 

[Ar¢tos]

Not sure how... (Balatro)
The game doesn't specify or show how you die if you fail to beat the boss.

 

[Crystal Winters]

I'm not sure if certain words and themes are banned here or not for discussion, but the last in game death I had, came from a visual novel in which a woman trapped on an island with no way off dies by "sewerslide"

 

[Hookshot]

Deliberately not moving from a boss attacks because I had revival flowers and wanted to see if I could kill it before it killed me in Blossom Tales The Sleeping King

 

[Icymanipulator]

Got head shot by Hawkeye in Rivals

 

[ResurrectedContrarian]

So busy lately had to really think to find the last death -- and it was in some lame nature game where you are a fox, that I was half heartedly playing through on steam link on our bedroom TV because my wife thought the graphics were pretty, & it was on super sale a while back when we browsed the store together.

I was killed by a hunter... but also by tedium.

 

[GymWolf]

Trying to save the president of the united states but i blew myself up with my arm projectile launcher in cyberpunk.

 

[GymWolf]

Got killed by a cannibal in The Forest with nice boobs.

The sexy tiddies be like

Spoiler: NotSafeForWank

 

[ssringo]

I'm not sure if certain words and themes are banned here or not for discussion, but the last in game death I had, came from a visual novel in which a woman trapped on an island with no way off dies by "sewerslide"

Seriously though. What game is this? Don't care if it's a regular game or a hentai game (dm me if you're worried mods might care).

Knee-jerk was "Oh, the sewer surfing in Stellar Blade" before remember the whole "visual novel" and "island" part.

 

[LavitzSlambert]

This doesn't end well for me, I just completed Death Stranding's prologue.

 

[BoxFresh123]

I got mauled to death by a manhunting pack of geese in Rimworld..........

 

[Parazels]

Look at the tits!

 

[Queso de Grande]

Overdose on drugs.

I was playing Dr. Mario 64.

 

[FoxMcChief]

Hmmmm. Well, that depends. Does it count if Kain dies in Blood Omen, but a Heart of Darkness brings you back? No technical death/game over?

Or what about in Soul Reaver, does it count if you die in the material realm, but come back from the spectral realm?

 

[Trogdor1123]

Eaten by a giant monster deep under the sea… great…

 

[Edellus]

Death by cosmic ray bombardment (I fell off the Anomaly in No Man's Sky).

 

[Crystal Winters]

Seriously though. What game is this? Don't care if it's a regular game or a hentai game (dm me if you're worried mods might care).

Knee-jerk was "Oh, the sewer surfing in Stellar Blade" before remember the whole "visual novel" and "island" part.

Tales from the Underrealm: Hazel. it's on Steam and consoles. Console version is censored, and I think the steam version is also. I did hear about a steam patch though.

 

[Danjin44]

 

[existensmaximum]

Fell (jumped) from a cliff as Aloy...

 

[SHA]

I mean no offense but that's not how spirits reincarnate.

 

[The Cockatrice]

The sexy tiddies be like

Spoiler: NotSafeForWank

 

[ZoukGalaxy]

I never die in games, sorry.

 

[jshackles]

Guess I'm dying in an explosion then, thanks for the the insight

 

[killatopak]

Technically, I didn’t die. I’m a hollow.

 

[Salmonboy]

 

[Daneel Elijah]

Eaten by a mimic.

 

[ssringo]

Technically, I didn’t die. I’m a hollow.

Can't accomplish your life goals as you'd lose your mind but also can't simply give up as you'd also lose your mind.

Absolutely horrifying. Godspeed...

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Bleeding to death from Rogue Agent stinger hive

 

[SHA]

Eating Sun flower seeds.

 

[Muffdraul]

Berserk faceless nurse-demon going hog wild on me with a big pipe.

Spoiler

Time to fap

 

[SHA]

Eight times I've read it, still don't know. Any further reading might cause a frontal cortex inverse affect.

Not spiritual?

 

[darth.shrimp]

Ganked by some damn Xenos

Ganked by some heretics